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eribosot

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I remember damage. And escape. Fan of #crows, #StarTrek and the #Japanese language, among many other things. Currently posting one frog species per day. If I keep this up, I should be done in about 20 years. My toots are searchable.

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gamingonlinux, to random
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Google AI just telling people to drink piss. Perfect, no notes.

https://x.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549

eribosot,
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@gamingonlinux The LLM was trained disproportionately on Bear Grylls shows.

stux, to random
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eribosot,
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@swelljoe @stux And dependent on weather conditions.

lashman, to random
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opens linkedin

closes linkedin

eribosot,
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@lashman It’s good to see that Betteridge’s Law holds for social media headlines as well.

Lana, to random
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The back fell off. Some of them are made so the back doesn't fall off at all.

eribosot,
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@Lana You're morally obligated to post the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

kaia, to random
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this is not photoshopped btw

eribosot,
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@kaia Oh look, a company's brand manager is stomping their little feet in impotent anger because language does whatever it damn well pleases.

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/…More color from Pagliery:

Eric Trump just swapped seats with Rep. Donalds just in time for the congressman to appear in photos behind Trump's defense table.

That's what this trial is now for Trump, a political photo opp.

More...

eribosot,
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@GottaLaff NFL Minor quibble: it's "cui bono," not "qui bono."

Alice, to random
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I’m the worst speller this side of the Missippi.

eribosot,
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@Alice All I know is that Ouri is happy and single.

eribosot, to random
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#frogs #FrogsOfMastodon Almadina tree frog (Dendropsophus Nekronastes) photographed by Iuri Ribeiro Dias

eribosot,
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@b_age He's like Robbie Rotten from Lazytown.

eribosot, to random
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Green-dotted tree frog (Dendropsophus labialis) photographed by Mauricio Rivera Correa

alterelefant, to random Dutch
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Met Plasterk als minister-president kan Wilders #links overal de schuld van geven. www.rtl.nl/nieuws/artikel/5450310/premier-nieuw-kabinet-namen

eribosot,
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@alterelefant "Ronald Plasterk is 46 jaar lid van de PvdA. Die partij zal hij moeten verlaten als hij voor het Torentje, gaat namens een andere partij. Dat staat in de statuten van de PvdA. In dit geval zou Plasterk voor de PVV premier worden. Voor zover bekend heeft hij zijn lidmaatschap nog niet opgezegd."

Wat is dit voor bizarre constructie? Plasterk zou dus een partijloze premier worden, en ex-lid van een partij die niet eens in het kabinet zit? Ik wist niet eens dat dat kon.

eribosot, to random
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#frogs #FrogsOfMastodon Dwarf tree frog (Dendropsophus nanus) photographed by Ariovaldo Giaretta. (To be honest, I spot a missed opportunity to call this the Nanu nanu tree frog.)

eribosot, to random
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"Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion." Obviously, Bram Stoker made a mistake here: it should be lounge lizard fashion.

eribosot, to random
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Rich Americans serving prison time always helps to bring to the public's attention to how completely rotten the US prison system is. Case in point: convicted crypto bro Sam Bankman-Fried is on the east coast and needs to be taken to the west coast. How? Well, if you're imagining some kind of Con Air transportation, think again: inmates are driven cross-country on a bus, stopping along the way to drop off and pick up prisoners. This kind of drive takes weeks, sometimes even months.

HourlyQuotes, to random
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Well done is better than well said.
— Benjamin Franklin

eribosot,
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@HourlyQuotes Well said!

eribosot, to random
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Hosteria la Selva tree frog (Dendropsophus miyatai) photographed by Jorge Brito

eribosot,
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@cocolowres I wonder if there's some far-flung corner of France where frog-leg pizza is a local delicacy...

eribosot, (edited ) to random
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Fun fact, yesterday's entry (May 16th) marks one of the first occurrences of a fear boner in literature (although strangely, the words "fear boner" do not literally occur in the text).

https://draculadaily.substack.com/p/dracula-may-16-28f

eribosot, to random
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"I saw the whole man slowly emerge from the window and begin to crawl down the castle wall [...] I saw the fingers and toes grasp the corners of the stones, worn clear of the mortar by the stress of years, and by thus using every projection and inequality move downwards with considerable speed, just as a lizard moves along a wall. [...] What manner of man is this, or what manner of creature is it in the semblance of man?"

Oh, I know! I know! It's... Spideracula!

eribosot,
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eribosot, to random
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#frogs #FrogsOfMastodon Ozzy's tree frog (Dendropsophus ozzyi) photographed by Pedro L.V. Peloso. No word on whether he's named after Ozzy Osbourne. Personally I don't see the resemblance.

eribosot, to random
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The people who most deserve a relaxing massage due to the back-breaking, stressful work they do, are the people who can least afford it.

eribosot, to random
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#frogs #FrogsOfMastodon Bokermann's Bahia tree frog (Dendropsophus novaisi) photographed by Iuri Ribeiro Dias

eribosot, to random
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Here's a cool game that shows you a Wikipedia article with most of the words blacked out, and lets you guess the missing ones until you can guess the article title.

https://redactle.net/

eribosot, to random
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#frogs #FrogsOfMastodon North Andean tree frog (Dendropsophus norandinus) photographed by Grupo Herpetologico de Antioquia

DekaBlack, to random Spanish
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No se cuando empezaran, pero las personas responsables de van a hacr algo similar con Carmilla.

Y estoy salivando con las posibles reacciones de quienes se topen con la historia por vez primera...

eribosot,
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eribosot, to random
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#frogs #FrogsOfMastodon Estrada Saraiva tree frog (Dendropsophus nahdereri) photographed by Joao Felipe Garbers

eribosot, to random
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For those who did this poll: the answer is $0. No matter how much money any player wins, eventually each gets a losing streak and ends up with zilch. This happens long before round 500, typically around 170-180. The main issue is that the players can’t quit. In real life, players don’t quit because they’re addicted; it’s called gambler’s ruin.

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