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floppyplopper

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he/him

Tooting sporadically since 20180902.

KNZK Crew Forever.

Sometimes snooker loopy; always antifascist

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AmiW, to art German
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⚽ Artist: in City: The Phoenix Hotel, 46 Foley St N, UK 🇬🇧 05/2024 - Title: "We believed" (Jürgen Klopp) (📷 by Courtney Neary) - 👋🏼

floppyplopper,
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@AmiW
I think this is a mockup. It's a real piece of street art in the mural style (I pass it most matches). But it's not on a real wall. It's covering up a Beatles mural which is on the actual wall of the Phoenix.

I haven't gotten close enough to see if it is pained on canvas or hardboard.

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

floppyplopper,
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@RickiTarr
damn, your replies brought the fire 🙀 🔥🔥🔥

I'll just add:
Click Song Number One by Miriam Makeba
https://miriammakeba.bandcamp.com/track/click-song-number-one-mono-version

Gnidjougouya by Amadou & Mariam
https://amadoumariam.bandcamp.com/track/gnidjougouya

Zombie by Fela Kuti and Afrika 70
https://felakuti.bandcamp.com/track/zombie

Insomnia by Faithless
https://faithlessmusic.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-alexandra-palace
(rest in power Maxi Jazz)

Inner City Life by Goldie
https://goldiemusic.bandcamp.com/track/inner-city-life-original-version

Sorry if some of these were already in your replies 😸

floppyplopper,
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@RickiTarr
there is too much to chose from, I didn't include any reggae, dancehall, samba, ... 😭

floppyplopper, to random
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London Horses reporting doing everything possible to avoid saying the horses are in a stable condition. 🤔 🐎

stavvers, to random
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Sometimes I think about how the remaining Habsburgs have a whatsapp group and I would legit give anything to lurk in there for one day to observe what the hell they must have to talk about

floppyplopper,
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@stavvers
nudes surely

eb, to random
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Imagine you have a dam. Fish want to get through the floodgates, but the gates are locked. You want to open the gates when a fish wants to pass through.

If you are a tech bro, you might say “we can use AI to solve this problem”

If you are the municipality of Utrecht, you instead say “what if we put a livestream of the canal on the internet and instructed viewers to push a button when they see one”

https://visdeurbel.nl/

floppyplopper,
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@eb
I think this is the first time I've seen a livestream that was literally a live stream

floppyplopper, to random
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The jailbreak in "Jailbreak" by Thin Lizzy happening "somewhere in the town" is probably happening at the jail

markhughes, to random
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The interwebs are unusually quiet tonight.

All watching Liverpool? 🏆

floppyplopper,
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@markhughes
are you really Mark Hughes?

floppyplopper,
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@markhughes
Really pleased to be talking to one of Wales' great strikers

avon_deer, to random
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"Protesters face jail for wearing face masks or carrying flares under new crackdown"

States only really pass anti-protest legislation when they anticipate protests on the horizon.

Which is why we have to get used to the idea of moving quickly and decisively rather than slowly and predictably.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/protests-face-mask-coverings-flares-law-b2492373.html

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@avon_deer
The fireworks one (this includes flares and smoke bombs) has already been illegal since 1847 so far as I understand. Are people really bringing fireworks to rallies when there might be vulnerable people around?

floppyplopper, to France
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Remind me to do a riff on French Tony The Tiger later

floppyplopper,
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In France Tony The Tiger is of course known as Claude de Bussy and has been appearing in TV adverts for Kellogg's Frosties since 1955 the earliest days of French TV

floppyplopper,
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I'm only joking. Of course he is known in France as Le Tigre Tony. The chain smoking, depressed, homosexual tiger has been a family favourite for over 6 decades with his charming mixture of ennui and self-loathing.

floppyplopper,
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"Cest impossiblé pour moi, Le Tigre Tony, to maintain un erection wizout ma frosties"
--Le Tigre Tony

floppyplopper, to random
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Sue Barker would be a great for a dog who was also an attorney
🐶👩‍⚖️ 👍😸

larsfrommars, to random
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critical support to women

floppyplopper,
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@larsfrommars
joining the war on gaming on the side of women

RM_Transit, to random
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    floppyplopper,
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    @RM_Transit
    I'm over a third of the way in, do you get into the political reasons why deregulation was adopted and has remained for 40+ years?

    floppyplopper, to random
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    Joan of Arse

    dasharez0ne, to random
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    NEVER - https://DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

    floppyplopper,
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    @golgaloth @dasharez0ne
    lmao, check this guy out

    garius, to random
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    Always amazed at the straight-up plagiarism of a lot of my stuff across various platforms.

    Disappointed to see it happen here though.

    I mean, change some words. Rewrite and drop a credit. Put the effort in.

    I'm the most embarrassingly online person ever, and thus WILL be on the platform you're doing copy-pasta to.

    Hell, the dude who tried to do it by translating it to Norwegian and putting it in a paper didn't even get away with it.

    https://twitter.com/garius/status/1204795961731629058

    vs

    https://mastodonapp.uk/@MarkHoltom/111566676222047835

    floppyplopper,
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    @garius
    is there a 4 hour video i can watch about this?

    floppyplopper, to random
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    If you're donating to a food bank this year make sure to check their urgently needed items list.

    Every food bank has stuff they get given too much of and shortages of other essentials

    vagina_museum, to random
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    L'origine du monde, Gustave Courbet's 1866 work, has been subject to numerous obscenity controversies, most recently Meta's protracted 8 year lawsuit arguing it violated their community standards.

    But a more interesting question is this: who is the model?

    There's four possible candidates, so we'll discuss one each day...

    Image courtesy of Musée d'Orsay.

    floppyplopper,
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    @vagina_museum
    this one has to be surely

    floppyplopper, to random
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    Christmas standards that are good to listen to: A thread

    floppyplopper, to random
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    They need to bring back dog licencing. It's not fair that only humans are allowed to drive cars.

    floppyplopper, to random
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    What was the best toot of the Kissinger remembrancing?

    That would be the worlds only fan of both Pingu and the CIA continuing to toot through the tears for her fallen angel. 100%

    The wildest shit I've seen on here since the guy caping for "non-sexist italian fascism"

    floppyplopper,
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    @passenger
    undoubtedly her continuing to toot through the agony was great to see

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