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jonhendry

@jonhendry@iosdev.space

#Mac / #iOS #developer since #NeXTSTEP 2.x, currently taking care of a parent and cultivating an epic resume gap.

Also interested in #electronics, #3dprinting, and #machining.

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drahardja, to random
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Something something habeas corpus? https://shakedown.social/@clifff/112445964929904039

jonhendry,
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@drahardja @clifff

Ship crews are a weird thing. During covid there were a lot of ships idle with crews stuck on board for months.

jonhendry,
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@clifff @drahardja

At least it's a big ship so they might be able to get away from each other when they want. And I think they can get some supplies delivered from shore.

collin, to macos
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When a app supports versions, it's really quite cool and useful. I wish more did.

jonhendry,
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@collin

You mean like Time Machine or something else?

jonhendry,
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@collin

That's like a vague memory I have from a long-ago WWDC, like “was that ever a thing?”

Is there any documentation for what an app has to do to support it?

mathowie, to random
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In March of 1997 WIRED Magazine published their cover story on how browsers might soon disappear as everyone would prefer stuff pushed to them instead of discovered via following links.

It was widely panned and browsers are still very much alive today but I have to say when I look at Instagram and TikTok, those are all-Push content apps and maybe WIRED got it a little bit correct?

jonhendry,
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@timbray @jwz @mathowie

Pointcast

jonhendry,
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@jwz @timbray @mathowie

Was Marimba a push thing? It was treated like a big deal but these days it's hard to find out what it even was.

inferis, to random
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Allergies are brutal. I've gone 6 years without any issues over here, but this year it's bingo time.

jonhendry,
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@pixel @inferis

“Little Eric”?

clive, to random
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As I behold "Crush!", the new Apple ad for their Ipad Pro ...

... I fluctuate, with heisenbergian indeterminacy, between "they are clearly trolling us" and "they are totally earnest and have no idea how completely sociopathic they appear"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntjkwIXWtrc

jonhendry,
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@clive @danhon

Maybe one of those "tool balancers", spring-loaded cords hanging from the ceiling, supporting most of the weight of a drill or spot welder or whatever, as used in factories. Hook one on each wrist.

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    jonhendry,
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    @schwa

    I always wonder how much training WWDC presenters get, and how much electric shock is involved. The consistency is a little creepy.

    majorlinux, to random
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    Nine minutes I can't get back!

    Watching a entitled white kid go around and try to get sound bites out of college protestors.

    Mostly walks around wondering why nobody would talk to him as if they haven't seen what the media has done to their words already.

    These slices of Wonder Bread wouldn't know militant tactics if it smashed their face in.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOYetxiD9EM

    jonhendry,
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    @majorlinux

    Such a dumb talking point. I don't want to live lots of places but that doesn't mean it's fine to kill or immiserate the inhabitants. Even Texas and Florida.

    wklj, to random
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    Repeat 40x and you get a tired pup!

    video/mp4

    jonhendry,
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    @schwa @sanguish @wklj

    More of an atlatl type thing.

    jonhendry,
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    @dgerard

    7 bits were good enough for Jesus.

    maxkennerly, to random
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    So much of Musk's "visionary leadership" is classic mismanagement. He's not just nuking the one area in which he Tesla can lock-in market dominance (the EV chargers), he's doing it in the most chaotic manner possible, without any plan for going forward. https://electrek.co/2024/05/03/read-the-wild-email-tesla-is-sending-to-suppliers-amid-supercharger-chaos/

    jonhendry,
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    @mjausson @maxkennerly

    My theory is that he asked her to bear his child and she refused.

    RobW, to random
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    I work nearly exclusively in UI atm, but… boy does Swift concurrency make me feel thick.

    jonhendry,
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    @RobW

    Swift in general makes me feel thick because I'm always seeing constructs that don't make any sense; they generally turn out to be some more concise variant syntax for something, or else a closure, which I just haven't got the hang of recognizing yet - just “wtf is that?”

    That said I haven’t really used Swift yet so…

    jonhendry,
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    @RobW

    TBH I'm probably just as rusty at ObjC after taking care of my parents and not coding for a long time.

    I probably shouldn't comment about programming at all at this point.

    schwa, to random
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    jonhendry,
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    @schwa

    The judge acknowledged in the order that $1,000 was likely insufficient but the law doesn't give him the discretion to set it higher.

    "In those circumstances, it would be preferable if the Court could impose a fine more commensurate with the wealth of the contemnor. In some cases that might be a $2,500 fine, in other cases it might be a fine of $150,000.” [But without that discretion jail may be necessary.]

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    jonhendry,
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    @schwa

    I think you're going to have to go all the way and get a little self-stabilizing gimbal mount.

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    jonhendry,
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    @linnefaulk @schwa

    One problem with counting calories is that it's a huge incentive to eat pre-packaged food that has the calories and stuff labeled.

    jonhendry,
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    @pyrex @sneerclub

    1 testosterone.

    drdrang, to random
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    Just once, I’d like to do/buy/attend something and not get asked to fill out a survey on my “experience.”

    jonhendry,
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    @drdrang

    And when I don't fill out the survey I'd like to not feel guilty about it probably reflecting poorly on the employees involved, possibly reducing their pay or likelihood of continued employment.

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    @gerikson @techtakes

    Is the compiler named “Humbert”?

    irenes, to random
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    it's really quite a condemnation of voice-assistant UI that we have to memorize the names of all the lights and stuff

    there's no way to even ask it "what things can you turn on" or anything like that. you have to get that information from somewhere outside the UI.

    jonhendry,
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    @irenes

    Voice assistants are like trying to play a text adventure game when you aren't familiar with the vocabulary and style of interaction of such games.

    North, to random
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    I've been thinking about the times in my life when I felt the most alive/present/contented, and most of them have a feeling in common that I don't have a word for. It's like the opposite of the sort of numinous "I'm so small in the grand scheme of things" feeling. Like the world is not only metaphorically smaller but physically smaller. When I've felt this way in the past, I was more inclined to use terms like "nearby" or "right over there" to describe things that were quite far away...

    jonhendry,
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    @North

    I get a feeling kind of like that when I'm walking around a city after a long distance flight. "I was in Boston this morning, now I'm in San Francisco.”

    RickiTarr, to random
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    When you read Librarian Erotica and think it's real life:

    jonhendry,
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    @RickiTarr

    I hope the librarians are like "I hope you brought enough sex to share with everyone.”

    jonhendry,
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    @gerikson

    Same. Even though every one seemed to involve getting help with some problem “Big Cat” was having.

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