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masukomi

@masukomi@connectified.com

šŸ‘‰ Senior Back-End Dev. Seeking Remote Position šŸ‘ˆ

Autodidactic, Autistic, ADHD, Trans, and Geeky Programmer.

Queer friend of Camellia Sinensis.

If you want to hear my ramblings about Tabletop Role Playing Games check out my other account: https://dice.camp/@masukomi

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gvy_dvpont, to random
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We've got this cheap egg cooker that plays the loudest, most terrifying alarm you've ever heard when it's done cooking. My wife requested that I make it "less aggressive" so I hacked it into the most gentle egg cooker of ALL TIME

(warning: probably loud)

Before shot: egg cooker finishing an egg before modification. Jarring alarm goes off, I say "fuck!" After shot: egg cooker finishes. A few moments later, a small mechanical music box next to the cooker starts playing Pachelbel's Canon

masukomi,
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@reconbot @MLE_online @timonsku

A) i absolutely love this solution
B) the engineer who made that alarm, & the manager(s) that approved it should all be fired.
C) one of my favorite features of my Zojirushi rice cooker is that it plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to let you know it's done. ā¤ļø

masukomi,
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@MLE_online Ah... i see. You have friends who come over to eat with you. ;)

[edit: OOOH there's a hello-kitty version of yours now. https://www.zojirushi.com/app/product/nsrpc10kt ]

masukomi,
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@MLE_online

I have a roughly 30 year old version of this one https://www.zojirushi.com/app/product/nslgc

I think the only thing that's changed on this model is the tint of the metal. ;)

I love it so much, but I will admit to being tempted by the unnecessarily awesome $$$ ones they have. Alas, i was tempted by a CNC more, so that's not going to happen. ;)

masukomi,
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@MLE_online oh.

Yeah, that's a good use too. I tend to make large quantites of rice when making batches of dog food, but I'm so used to doing it with my wee 3 cup one that I forget i could just get a bigger one.

danilo, to random
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I donā€™t consume much YouTube but for years Iā€™ve been making an exception for Jenny Nicholsonā€™s deep dives on theme parks, which are a matter FORENSIC special interest for her

She offers us this FOUR HOUR post mortem of the Star Wars Hotel, and Iā€™m going to watch every minute of the detailed analysis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0CpOYZZZW4

masukomi,
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@danilo is think the clearest example of heads-up-asses economic thinking involved with that is that guests didnā€™t get free Disney+ in their rooms (had to sign in to their personal accounts) despite the fact that the rooms were ridiculously expensive And itā€™d be a great way to give free tests to a captive audience who would likely sign up afterwards

masukomi, to random
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whitequark, to random
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hm, what's a good way to convert an SVG path to CSV?

masukomi,
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@mcc @whitequark before reading the thread, I thought this was a joke. I feel like no one should ever have to need this.

masukomi, to 3DPrinting
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A little over a week ago I put my Filament Stackers up for sale on @cults3d & Printables. I'm happy to report a handful of sales šŸ˜„

quick numbers, commentary, & screenshots of sales pages in thread.
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masukomi, to mastodon
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I've just released a new version 1.2.0 of

https://github.com/masukomi/fedithready/releases/tag/v1.2.0


FediThready's a tool for splitting up long posts in to sized chunks. It's a web page that lives on your computer.

mcc, to random
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He's hereā€¦ it's Google. It's him

masukomi,
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@mcc note the orientation of the text on his face. HEā€™S INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER!!!! šŸ™€

masukomi, (edited ) to ADHD
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For all those people out there who still claim that we are getting our kids high by giving them Adderall:

I took my dose at 6:30 AM , went back to sleep, just getting up now 10 minutes before nine.

#ADHD brains are chemically different. Normal brains, get high or focused or whatever. I become slightly more able to find the thing I set down three seconds ago.

masukomi, to random
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I sat down to my computer this morning around 7:30 or so. Dr. asked me to look at 2 providers & tell them which I wanted a referral to.

Since then I've

  • found a potentially significant security bug in Firefox
  • switched back to Vivaldi
  • read Tampermonkey Docs
  • installed a WebDav server on our Synology
  • assigned a domain name to an IP in our Unifi
  • failed to do the same in NextDNS
  • called a game warden
  • made dog food
  • called to have our septic tank emptied
  • NOT done what I sat down to
masukomi, to random
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masukomi, to random
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Audible started allowing ā€œAIā€ generated audiobooks ( > 40,000 so far ) but provides no mechanism to filter them out.

Voice actors bring stories to life. Computer voices destroy emotional moments and massacre the sentiment with which phrases are expressed.

This is absolutely terrible

masukomi, to github
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TIL you can set a "Social preview" for your repo.

It's under settings, and setting one should make the preview of your repo not be completely useless when you link to it on sites like this.

Let's try it out...

[edit...uh. I'm just seeing the normal default preview. Please fill in poll in reply]

https://github.com/masukomi/fedithready

masukomi, (edited )
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this post is a reply to a post with a link to a repo.

That repo has a "Social Preview" image set.

Do you see the default GitHub repo preview there or a screenshot of an app?

masukomi, to random
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The floof-monster has gone-a-grazing.

masukomi,
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Update: she has taken up a position on the hose cover thing

Binder, to random
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Stop looking in my direction w/e anyone says ā€œfat fingeringā€ at work challenge 2024

masukomi,
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@Sorl @Binder it's a pretty common term amongst USian geeks.

Also, I literally don't know anyone who doesn't magically loose half of their typing skill the moment someone is watching their screen.

Although in practice "fat fingering" generally refers to someone making an innocent typo into a form or accidentally clicking a nearby button. Stuff like that.

rachelnabors, to random
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Me: "Why would people assume ill intent because of being asked questions questions? I thought people liked to be asked questions? Shows interest, makes them the center of attention..."

Other Me: "They don't like them when they assume hidden agendas."

Me: "What, like KGB agent interrogations?"

Other Me: "..."

Me: "Ok, who hurt these people."

masukomi,
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@rachelnabors yeah. I don't remember if you've mentioned taking an autism assessment test, but if not: https://embrace-autism.com/autism-tests/ It's WAY under-diagnosed in AFAB folks. If you're autistic, learning what autistic self-care looks like is literally life-changing.

also the "@actuallyautistic" group regularly has people discussing WTFs they encounter like this. I like it, if for no other reason than being reminded that "it's not just me". ;)

masukomi, to esperanto
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Last night i left a little rant about how 's lack of explanations for anything made it impossible to derive when or why you'd use some observable rules AND that it made it impossible to know if it the sentence was correct or an AI generated fuck-up.

It was Perfect fodder for "reply guys", but instead 2 folks showed why i love They stepped up helped. One dug out a helpful link, another explained things in detail that took time.

Thanks Esperanto folks. šŸ™‡ā€ā™€ļø

masukomi,
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@number6 Yeah, i've got lots of resources where i can get help. There's a subreddit and a stack exchange for Esperanto & probably many mailing lists and other things. There's even an esperanto mastodon host ( https://esperanto.masto.host )

My concern is more that it's not JUST missing key information, but that I ALSO don't trust that it's giving me valid examples anymore. Without the grammar material i have no way to confirm or deny any of my suspicions without going elsewhere.

masukomi, to accessibility
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I've just pushed a bunch of #accessibility changes for screen readers to the main branch of FediThready. ( It makes long texts into post sized chunks)

I've run through it with #VoiceOver and it seems ok. HOWEVER it all feels like it's "usable" instead of "good".

If there's a #a11y geek out there who uses screen readers regularly I would REALLY appreciate some suggestions on how to make this actually feel good for folks who rely on screen readers.

https://github.com/masukomi/fedithready

masukomi, to random
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TIL that Herman Miller has made a "for-realzies" gaming chair. As opposed to the ā€œlet's change the color of the Embodyā€ and call it a gaming chair.

https://www.logitechg.com/en-us/products/gaming-furniture/vantum-gaming-chair.html

Wifey & think of ergonomics as a form of insurance. Invest in the good stuff now, so that you don't need to see a doctor later.

Our Embody chairs have absolutely proven their worth over the years.

masukomi, to esperanto
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I'm seriously thinking about quitting Duolingo, because the more advanced the conjugations get the less clue i have what the fuck is going on because they literally Never explain Anything.

Ex. In "el" means "from" & "de" means "of"

I came FROM the United States
Mi venis EL Usono.

The House OF Usher
La domo DE Usher.

and yet, it's insisting that when you go FROM France to Germany it's

...DE Francio al Germanio

and that EL Franco is definitely wrong.

WHY?!

masukomi,
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@hakanto Thank you for that detailed response šŸ™‡ā€ā™€ļø

masukomi, to random
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I am a naturally loud person. Not just volume, though, I am usually either talking to myself, to the dogs, singing something, or having echolalia with a nearby appliance.

On the occasions where I become aware of the fact that I am currently being loud my mind always harkens back to a moment in The Crying Game where Forest Whitaker is telling the story of the scorpion and the frog. The last line is ā€œI canā€™t hept it. Itā€™s in my nature.ā€

masukomi,
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Sidenote: holy shit The Crying Game is an amazing movie. Great writing. Great casting. Great acting. Great directing.

Itā€™s been ages since Iā€™ve seen it, but so many parts of it live rent free in my mind.

Side side note: it what is nominated for six Oscars and won one for Best Writing.

It also won 21 other awards .

You should definitely see it. Just know that it is not a light film.

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