mayaisloading

mayaisloading, 11 days ago to random

Hey, Mastodon! What is your laziest cleaning hack that surprisingly works great?

mayaisloading, 15 days ago to random

Ok, alright, random t-shirt in a random store. I will. Just calm down. Deep breaths. It's fine.

mayaisloading, 15 days ago to random

I envy my laptop sleep button.

mayaisloading, 24 days ago to random

The great thing about having a home for each item you own is that you rarely loose anything.
The bad thing about having home for each item you own is if you slightly misses somthing it's gone forever, you woud never ever be able to find it again.

mayaisloading, 28 days ago to random

Some people never fail, some people never disappoint, some people never fail to disappoint.

mayaisloading, 29 days ago to random

Oh shit, seems like I've entered the age when people start whining how better things were in their childhood. Send help!

mayaisloading, 1 month ago to random

It's funny to me that crows are presented as those creepy dark goth birds but in reality they are like "Oh my, look sparklesssss"

mayaisloading, 1 month ago to random

"Not all guys"
Also not all bears, RICHARD.

mayaisloading, 1 month ago to random

He is a 10 but in binary

mayaisloading, 1 month ago to random

I love Mastodon because if I get canceled all I have to do is change my profile picture.

mayaisloading, 1 month ago to random

Maybe, please, concider boosting. For science.

I saw a post asking people for controversial money tips that would get them canceled and the answer were "billionaires should not exist" and "everyone should have free helthcare". Nah, honey, that's not controversial, that's common sance for most ppl.

So, let's try again. Give me your controversial money tips. And I mean CONTROVERSIAL!

By tomorrow morning I want to be mad of all of you, personally offended by most and on the brink of blocking at meast 5 of you. Concider it a challenge.

mayaisloading, 1 month ago to random

Scooby-Doo gave me the right explanation of how frequently monsters would be actually men.

mayaisloading, 1 month ago to random

I believe, saying "yes" when I ask her 5 times if she wrote down her password and than calling me a week later to tell me her email wants a password but she never ever in no circumstance has ever had one, is my grandma little hobby.

mayaisloading, 1 month ago to random

Life is too short to fold a fitted sheet.

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to random

Ya know how social media makes blocking others as silent as possible? Sometimes I need a very loud block function. Send them notification. Or a popup window. They shall know.

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to random

Unfortunately, my mobile banking won't let me copy my IBAN. On a positive note, they just launched the function where you can ask their AI assistant to tell you a joke.

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to woodworking

Please boost.

For the #woodworking Mastodon, does anyone know why is taking me forFUCKever to send down my door to raw wood. I don't have a lot of clues but here is what I can gather:
Clue A: there was oil paint on the door that I removed with a heat gun
Clue B: the solid part of the door is easier to sand, the 3 thin panels take the most time
Clue C: I think the panels are plywood but don't quote me on that
Clue D: I'm using an orbital sander and delta sander. At the beginning I started by usind 120 sandpaper but now I work with anything between 40 and 80.
Clue E: I belive I'm on week 2 or 3 of sending, it doesn't seem like I take that much of the material.
Clue F: I tried using acetone to go through the leftover paint and the dark wood layer but with no luck

Exhibit B: Close up of the door where it's visible the raw wood and also a darker wood layer I'm trying to sand through
Exhibit C: Door after paint removal but befor/at the beginning of sanding.

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to random

People be like: I love gardening because it saves you money on groceries. For example, I picked my first cucumber. It only costed me 387.39€ on soil, water, fertilizer, gardening beds and seedlings to grow it.

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to random

Fentasy is where a 3000 yeas old dude is made to look sexy;
Sci-fi is where a pile of bolts and nuts is made to look sexy;
Horror is where a walking corpse is made to look sexy;
Romance is where a toxic ass stalker is made to look sexy

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to random

House renovation is like I'm equally concerned that my plasterer might fall down the stairs plastering the spiral staircase walls an if I've chosen the right shade of green wall paint.

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to random

Kid's explorer kit, kid's robot building kit, kid's astronomy kit...

Hear me out, jt's time to make adult versions. I too want a tiny microscope and a cute little robot bumping into walls.

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to random

Hollywood gave me unrealistic expectation of how many times I will bump into someone with a hand full of paperwork.

mayaisloading, 3 months ago to random

For AI to replace artists/programmers' jobs, clients have to know what they want. So, in other words, we're all safe.

mayaisloading, 3 months ago to random

Just saw an ad saying "Your employees are precious". The ad was about coffee machines for the office, in case you were wondering.

mayaisloading, 3 months ago to random

Having a "custom language" with your spouse is cute until autocorrect comes between the two of you.