mayaisloading

mayaisloading, 11 months ago to random

Feeling the pressure of a big task

Dividing it into smaller tasks

Feeling the pressure of so many tasks

mayaisloading, 11 months ago to random

"Your password is not strong enough"
It's ok, password, don't listen to them. You're perfect the way you are.

mayaisloading, 7 months ago to random

As a proud representative of my generation, you don't need a costume to scare me. Showing up to my door unannounced gets the job done.

mayaisloading, 5 months ago to random

Apparently, when asked "what you'd bring to the table" in a work meeting, "wine" is not the answer they are looking for.

mayaisloading, 7 months ago to random

I got FED UP with Etsy so I did a thing...

I've been using Etsy to sell printables for good couple of years now and as much as I believe its a great concept, this platform hes been a mess as all big platforms tend to get. But this is a story for another time.

One amazing person here bought me 3 coffies on Buy Me a Coffe (if you see this, thank you very much) and reminded me this site existed. And since Mastodon has been the only social I truly enjoyed in a while, I decided to try something...

I've added one of my printable bookmark bundles with a Halloween theme on Buy Me a Coffee as an extra, priced as low as the site would let me (1$) with the option to pay as much as you want. I wanted to let anyone who like my work to be able to get themselves a copy of the printable.

That's just my little experiment right here, so nothing too serious but I would be doing a little happy dance if you check them out or give me a boost.

https://www.buymeacoffee.com/mayaisloading/e/176281

mayaisloading, 5 months ago to random

I know I don't need a secret room behind a bookshelf door but I would be happier having one.

mayaisloading, 7 months ago to random

A while ago jobs only from home sounded kinda shady. Now jobs only from the office sound kinda shady.

mayaisloading, 11 months ago to random

Don't mess with people who cut their own hair. They're not scared of shit, man.

mayaisloading, 10 months ago to random

HTML: I'm the building blocks of your site

JavaScript: I help with the functionality of your site

SQL: I talk to the datebase

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mayaisloading, 6 months ago to random

You could literally post "stepping in water with your socks on sucks" and there would always be someone to inform you how privileged you are to have socks and how much worse is there in the world.

mayaisloading, 9 months ago to random

(please boost to help me gather more good tips)

So, Mastadon, please tell as one (or more) of your best sleeping advice. It could be about how you fall asleep faster, how you manage to sleep through the night without waking up, how you make the most of the time you have to sleep, what you do to help yourself feel better first thing in the morning. Anything you've tried and believe to be helpful that has to do with sleep.

Let's work together and help each other seep and feel better.

mayaisloading, 10 months ago to random

I don't know who needs to hear this but you don't actually have to be a woman to be a feminist.

mayaisloading, 7 months ago to random

One man's trash is another man's "l should keep it at the bottom of the basement for 20 years because I might need it one day".

mayaisloading, 6 months ago to random

Honestly, I'm so tired of people acting like social media is this big evil and everyone is a slave or addict to it. As if it's that nasty habit we're all trying to quit but we're just too weak and coming in for more.

I enjoy social media. Not it this abusive toxic partner kind of way some are trying to impose. No, I believe social media truly makes my days a bit better and it's mostly a delightful place.

But I see where it could be not a delightful place. And I do find myself in not so nice corners of social media from time to time. So I need to change the direction in those cases.

It's not that social media is the big bad wolf prying over the poor mortals. It's that some people are using it wrong.

I know what I want to see in each social media I have and I am mindful to keep it that way. It's easier here with no ads and algorithm but it works good enough elsewhere too.

I make it a point to engage only with content I want to see in the future and not to just click on something because it caught my eye even tho I don't give two shits for the topic

I make it a point to only follow people whos content I truly enjoy consuming and are in the topics I'm interested in seeing more of.

I make it a point to try and hide anything that pops up and I don't waht to see.

Basically, I'm teaching the algorithm to work for me. And it (mostly) does. And it makes social media a pretty delightful place to be in. Maybe if you've ever thought about quitting social media all together, you should instead take your time and unfollow anything you don't like, block anything too persistent, find new creators you enjoy and be mindful what content you're engaging with because you will get more of it in the future. It's not a one time proces, you should repeat it as you change of course. Give it a go and see if you still feel the same about it.

mayaisloading, 5 months ago to random

I'm not interested about the number of your followers unless it's a cult. Than I'm all ears. Do you get naked and dance around a pentagram together? What's your favorite sacrifice? What ya think about the Cats movie?

mayaisloading, 10 months ago to random

We literally have chameleons and meanwhile a freaking horse with a horn is considered magical???

mayaisloading, 8 months ago to random

Job hunting is quite like online dating - you matched, went to a single date together and they ether ghost you or you get into a toxic relationship with each other because you both lied in your bio.

mayaisloading, 3 months ago to random

For AI to replace artists/programmers' jobs, clients have to know what they want. So, in other words, we're all safe.

mayaisloading, 7 months ago to random

At this point in my life I'm not even convinced anyone is an adult. Guys, be honest, are we all just pretending?

mayaisloading, 6 months ago to random

So, are you telling me if I ever have children I'm supposed to check for monsters under the bed? In the evening? In the dark? You check it yourself, kiddo. I'm sprinting right under my blanked where, as we all know, monsters have no power to hurt you.

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to random

Unfortunately, my mobile banking won't let me copy my IBAN. On a positive note, they just launched the function where you can ask their AI assistant to tell you a joke.

mayaisloading, 1 month ago to random

Scooby-Doo gave me the right explanation of how frequently monsters would be actually men.

mayaisloading, 10 months ago to random

Mostly people who want to limit others' rights refer to human rights as "politics".

mayaisloading, 3 months ago to random

I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not a night owl, you just have the sleep hygiene of a 6 year old the night after Christmas.

mayaisloading, 2 months ago to random

Fentasy is where a 3000 yeas old dude is made to look sexy;
Sci-fi is where a pile of bolts and nuts is made to look sexy;
Horror is where a walking corpse is made to look sexy;
Romance is where a toxic ass stalker is made to look sexy