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mayaisloading

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Welcome to my mind, you can sit among the other voices.

Just my toots: https://justmytoots.com/@mayaisloading@beige.party
and https://justmytoots.com/mayaisloading@mstdn.party

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https://www.buymeacoffee.com/mayaisloading

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RickiTarr, to random
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I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum. I fully support whatever two consenting adults want to do, but please don't rub your vanilla heterosexual sex in my face.

mayaisloading,
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@RickiTarr Post sex garlic bread sounds like a solid date plan btw.

mayaisloading, to random
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People be like: I love gardening because it saves you money on groceries. For example, I picked my first cucumber. It only costed me 387.39€ on soil, water, fertilizer, gardening beds and seedlings to grow it.

mayaisloading, to random
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Fentasy is where a 3000 yeas old dude is made to look sexy;
Sci-fi is where a pile of bolts and nuts is made to look sexy;
Horror is where a walking corpse is made to look sexy;
Romance is where a toxic ass stalker is made to look sexy

mayaisloading,
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@jens I mean.. yes

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House renovation is like I'm equally concerned that my plasterer might fall down the stairs plastering the spiral staircase walls an if I've chosen the right shade of green wall paint.

StefanThinks, to random
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Dad: WTF happened to the mogwai I got you??

Me: I think it died.

Dad: You let it starve?

Me: Look, the instructions said not to feed it after midnight, so I didn't feed it after midnight. The instructions were not clear when it was ok to feed it.

mayaisloading,
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@StefanThinks That's actually a very good point.

mayaisloading, to random
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Kid's explorer kit, kid's robot building kit, kid's astronomy kit...

Hear me out, jt's time to make adult versions. I too want a tiny microscope and a cute little robot bumping into walls.

mayaisloading, to random
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Hollywood gave me unrealistic expectation of how many times I will bump into someone with a hand full of paperwork.

mayaisloading, to random
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For AI to replace artists/programmers' jobs, clients have to know what they want. So, in other words, we're all safe.

mayaisloading, to random
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Just saw an ad saying "Your employees are precious". The ad was about coffee machines for the office, in case you were wondering.

mayaisloading, to random
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Having a "custom language" with your spouse is cute until autocorrect comes between the two of you.

mayaisloading, to random
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If you think about it, tea is just seasoned cooked water.

Until next time...

mayaisloading, to random
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If I ever order a time travel machine it better come yesterday.

mayaisloading, to random
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GPS be like "go East". Motherfucker, I ain't doing your job for you.

mayaisloading, to random
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not a night owl, you just have the sleep hygiene of a 6 year old the night after Christmas.

mayaisloading,
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@hauchvonstaub Are you even serious? That's a joke and I have nowhere said there are no nights owls.

mayaisloading,
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@hauchvonstaub The "I don't know who needs to hear this" format has always been used to imply that SOME people are in the seid situation. I know true night owls, I also know a good number of people who thought they were night owl before taking their sleep seriously and going on a schedule.

I explicitly addressed people with poor sleep hygiene. And I can't believe I have to explain this but I'm sure people know if they have a good or a bad sleep hygiene. Mostly anyone with bad sleep hygine would have poor sleep and poor awake time, night owls or not.

And even if all this is somehow not enough for you, if you get your medical knowledge from random obviously joking, obviously entertainment based Toot, from a very thematically entertainment based account, that nowhere has claimed any medical degree, it would be the same as asking how to fix your car engine on 4Chan.

I'm not about to babysit the internet and treat people as if they are a bunch of tiny toddlers, not capable of having better jugement of how to find their medical information and unable to make the difference between an entertainment format Toot about beople with bad sleep hygine, and a helth advice. The internet is a bunch of adults and kids who have guardians responsible to educate them about how their body work.

It's much different story if I claim online I have any degree I don't. It's much different story if I'm outright rude towards someone from the sake of being rude. But this? C'mon. We're not all a buch of toddlers.

mayaisloading,
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@hauchvonstaub Lol, comparing it to rasism is just such a long shot. If the joke was, "I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not a singer, you're just singing in the shower" or some crap like that, would you draw conclusions that a) there are no singers existing and b) singers can't sing in the shower?

Oh and btw, is it rasist to say some people who think they are night owls are, in fact, not night owls?

mayaisloading,
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@hauchvonstaub Singing example shows what the word order implies but you gonna read it the way you want to read it and that's on you.

mayaisloading,
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@hauchvonstaub I'm explaining, not defending. Yes, it's on whoever read it the way the want to read it. As you want to read the word "singer" in an unconventional way as well. Also, the harm of racism is nowere near comparable of the harm of someone thinking you are "lazy" so I don't thind this competition is surving the way you imagine. Also, the world is functioning in the way convenient for early birds, for good or for bad. This won't change because we know there are night owls. So if the worst thing you imagine could happen somehow due to my post is being called "lazy" and that's such a tragedy, I don't think you're suited to spent time on the Internet, my friend. As I also said, I'm not babysitting the Internet and treating it as a bunch of toddlers. Most people here seems to understand what's the meaning of this post.

the_etrain, to random
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So, out of morbid curiosity I looked at the Wikipedia page for e-girls and e-boys. They're just describing my friends from high school. There's nothing notable about any of this.

mayaisloading,
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@the_etrain I got second hand embarrassment reading the article. Not to say I'm above any of this, I was a kid in the emo, romanticized sad tumbler girl, duckface and some other very questionable trends eras. Oh, and lets not forget the very toxic Pink - Stupid Girls, She's the Man mindset.
Thinking about it now, I might have first hand embarrassment.

mayaisloading, to random
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Have you ever got a fishing email you're kinda impressed by? Like, I know this is fishing but it's actually a good one. Good work, you busted, I hope you step on a lego.

RickiTarr, to random
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If two restaurants were going to date, who would date each other?

mayaisloading,
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@RickiTarr McDonald's and Wendy would be like the Joker and Harley Quinn.

mayaisloading, to random
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Some people be like "social media shadow banned me because I'm not afraid of not being politically correct" and you look at their account and it's just a bunch a rude egocentric bullshit just no one cared about.

Alice, to random
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When I was around thirteen, all of my friends had gotten boobs and subsequently cute bras. I didn’t have any boobs, but I wanted a cute bra too, so I BEGGED my mom to get one for me, which she did.

While I finally had a bra, I didn’t really have much to put in it, so I started experimenting by stuffing it with Kleenex and socks until I finally realized the shoulder pads in my mom’s 1980s power suits would be PERFECT, so I stole a pair of her shoulder pads to stick in my bra.

This went fairly well for a solid week and I was feeling hot AF until I heard my mom call me from the basement with a concerned “Aaaaaaalice?”

I was worried she was hurt so I ran toward the basement and turned the corner to find my mom standing there, dangling my bra, kind of shaking it until one of her shoulder pads fell out.

I was absolutely mortified and the silence seemed to go on for hours, but she finally started laughing with a look that was pretty much like “WTF, Alice, you little weirdo.”

Then she finally said:

“You know they make bras with pads already built in, right?”

mayaisloading,
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@Alice That went way more wholesomly than I expected.

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