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whknott, to random
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OK, now that it's over, I can admit this is like the 7th time I've seen Destroy All Monsters,

and I STILL have no idea wtf was going on. Not even joking.

whknott, to random
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Space leader lady: Surrender!
Space leader lady: You told them we had them outclassed technically, right?
Space leader lady minions:
Space leader lady: RIGHT?

jonny, to random
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you're kidding me i didn't know this was going to be presented in a 50's educational doc style i am so here for this

whknott,
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@jonny yeah this one is going to be especially impenetrable. Not as bad as trying to get your rocket ship into a flaming tunnel, but tough.

whknott, to random
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1969 ... nice.

I mean, uh, 1999, right.

whknott, to scifi
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Time for the all-new for November 5th, 2023

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whknott, to scifi
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Time for the all-new for November 4th, 2023

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whknott,
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CHICO: You know it's not gonna go like that (pulls off sunglasses and hangs them from his shirt collar)

TIGGS: We're cops, man, think it through.

NITA MENENDEZ: Don't! He's got a laser pistol!

BART MENENDEZ: (holding N. M. hostage) You used my sister to steal the gravity tech and cost me $5 million galactic credits. You stole her honor! What makes you think I'm just going to let that go?

CHICO: Because every case ends with a gun fight, and we're still here.

TIGGS: Yeah, man, think about it.

StillIRise1963, (edited ) to random
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Being temporarily GRANTED governmental status by voting citizens doesn't make you fucking god. It's a job. You are NOT UNTOUCHABLE.

whknott,
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@StillIRise1963 And it DEFINITELY doesn't give you the right to spam my cell phone with propaganda like you were actually someone of importance.

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  • whknott,
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    @dnc See all the juice on the griddle around the burger? That would have stayed in the meat if you hadn't smashed it.

    Want it juicy?

    whknott, to scifi
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    Time for the all-new for November 2nd, 2023

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    whknott,
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    The portal was partially hidden behind a stack of circus trolleys, but Lily wouldn't have missed it even if she hadn't stepped across the rails and into the middle of the street. Not only could she hear it--the tinkling of glass curtains or the faint, faraway patter of a snare drum--but she could SMELL it. The portal emitted a scent like cookies; chocolate and daffodils and sugar and warm summer rain with a hint of vanilla. Without Greta's warning, Lily wouldn't have known it was all a lie.

    dnc, to random
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    @dnc Put the pan + ingredients on a postal scale before and after heating.

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    @dnc 0?

    Take 'em out of the water. Dip cut stems in rooting enzyme. Plant in potting soil. Follow rooting enzyme instructions with regard to watering.

    whknott, to scifi
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    Time for the all-new for November 1st, 2023

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    @dnc 🙄

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    Time for the all-new for October 30th, 2023

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    whknott, to random
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    "...but I was shooting at the werewolf, you Honor!" is not a great defense.

    whknott, to random
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    Wardrobe A+
    General Werewolf Preparedness C-
    Money Buff
    Asshole Debuff

    trixter, to random
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    Jumping into half an hour in, did we figure it who it is yet? :o

    whknott,
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    @trixter Consensus is, 34 minutes in, that everyone is a werewolf.

    whknott, to random
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    Wait ... I just want to kick back and drink, and I gotta be a damn detective now?

    jonny, to random
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    Oh boy a movie that comes with an instruction manual

    whknott,
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    @jonny @YsengrinWolf Yeah it's all slander. How would he know???

    whknott, to random
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    whknott,
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    @futurebird No, the way YouTube is fighting adblockers right now is not letting me scroll pages, so I can't see the comments. Sorry.

    Private
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    noizpride, to random

    I live across the street from 2 homeless encampments and I want to post this over every inch of my apartment

    whknott,
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    @noizpride Pro tip: flour paste is much more durable and adhesive than any tape.

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