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  • whknott,
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    @dnc Only the nose knows

    whknott, to scifi
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    Time for the all-new for December 6th, 2023

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    whknott, to scifi
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    Time for the all-new for December 4th, 2023

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    whknott,
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    6WF7y came in low and slow with the Reaper slug across the back of his fuselage, the drone version of a fireman's carry. The prop wash from the extra deadload made a pulse that hammered against my chest, threatening to hijack my heartbeat and pushing the air from my lungs with every asynchronous breath.
    "Swifty, what are you doing?"
    "Call repair units," 6WF7y replied in my earpiece.
    "What? That's a 63F's job. Drop that lawn dart, we've got work to do."
    "No!" He flared. "Need Mechanic NOW!"

    dnc, to Bread
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    @dnc Looks doughy in the center

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    @dnc Does it pass the pinch test?

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  • whknott,
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    @dnc I believe we have already had the conversation about you not dying.

    dnc, to Steak
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    My girlfriend is grossed out by these steaks and says they’re too undercooked. What do you guys think? https://www.diningandcooking.com/1059068/my-girlfriend-is-grossed-out-by-these-steaks-and-says-theyre-too-undercooked-what-do-you-guys-think/

    whknott,
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    @dnc I keep telling you that you need a new girlfriend. Do you listen? Noooooooo....

    billyjoebowers, to random
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    I enjoyed the first 500 characters that I could see of your long post, I assume it didn't go off the rails after that, but I don't know for sure.

    whknott,
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    @billyjoebowers I don't resent you more than a little just because you joined an instance that has a higher post limit than mine. Really. No, really. 🙄

    JonBaker, to random
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    I’m panicking, what glass do you drink gravy out of again? Champagne flute?

    I don’t want to look uncultured this Thanksgiving

    whknott,
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    @JonBaker Coffee mug

    airwhale, to ai
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    I am SO tired of all the stupid white humanoid robots used as illustrations for "AI" - who came up with this nonsense?

    An AI lives in a rack in a datacenter. It is 100% software. It does NOT need to use human interfaces like a screen, a QWERTY keyboard, mouse or a g*dmnd headset!

    Robotics is NOT the same as AI.

    White, humanoid robot in front of a computer screen wearing a headset.

    whknott,
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    @airwhale And the creation of androids has only tangential connection with robotics. Even robots don't need to look like humans, let alone AI.

    whknott, to scifi
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    Time for the all-new for November 22nd, 2023

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    Time for the all-new for November 21st, 2023

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    dnc, to gardening
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    whknott,
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    @dnc You don't have to wait for them to be bigger than your thigh to eat them, you know.

    whknott, to scifi
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    Time for the all-new for November 20th, 2023

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  • whknott,
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    @dnc 4.7M 🤔

    danyork, to random
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    That moment when you need to take the spark plug out of your snowblower… and you know that there is a special socket-thing to take out spark plugs… and you know you have one.. but you have NO IDEA where it is because you haven’t used it in many years… 🤦‍♂️😃

    whknott,
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    @danyork Most spark plugs can be removed with either an 11/16 or a 13/16 deepwell socket

    My snowblower ate something nasty last year and fugged up a drive gear instead of shearing the shear pin. So now I get to fix THAT before it snows for real. Yay!

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    Time for the all-new for November 16th, 2023

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    Time for the all-new for November 15th, 2023

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    dnc, to random
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    whknott,
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    @dnc Time to start making parts. Hope your knives are sharp.

    whknott, to scifi
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    Time for the all-new for November 14th, 2023

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    dnc, to random
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    whknott,
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    @dnc Diet sodas can still play hell with your sugar metabolism, cause bloat and stomach stretch, and do nothing for hydration. I quit all sodas and sugar substitutes and feel much better.

    You want to take an easy step towards better health? Water. Bubbly or flat. It's where it's at.

    dnc, to OldRecipes
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  • whknott,
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    @dnc Fake pate? Not nachos? Clam dip with onion soup mix?

    What is this, "Weird Recipes from the 70s"?

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    Time for the all-new for November 13th, 2023

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    dnc, to food
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    whknott,
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    @dnc Typical Chicago style, making everything bigger, but not necessarily better.

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