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zdl

@zdl@mastodon.online

Half-German, Half-Chinese, Half-Canadian, all-bad at math, currently living to her consternation in the People's Republic of China.

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cstross, to random
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Given the Trumpenführer's reported incontinence and burger-heavy diet, I'd hate to be the prison officer tapped to give him an intimate body search. They'd probably end up drawing lots then issuing the loser with rubber gloves, waders, and a gas mask.

zdl,
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@cstross It must be nice to be able to believe that Trump will actually see a prison cell. 😕 I'm far too cynical.

zdl, to HashtagGames
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Gowan: Criminal Mind

My criminal mind
Is all I ... all I've ever had
Ask one who's known me
If I'm really so bad...

I AM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeFm-rM51K4

zdl, to Palestine
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angiebaby, to random
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Where there is no vision, the people perish.

zdl,
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Coincidentally today I had the urge to write something long-form (an urge I haven't had in a while). Here's a vision of mine: https://wordsmith.social/zhang-dianli/crown-nobility-and-commoners

micchiato, to random
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OMG. Perfection.

zdl,
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@micchiato Well the Palestine thing is a sleeper weapon for them. Played properly it guarantees them a loss.

zdl, to random
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angiebaby, to random
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OMG, there's actually a male, MAGA Luke Crywalker meme now.

zdl,
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@angiebaby LEAVE DONALD ALONE!

zdl,
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@angiebaby Got it in one!

angiebaby, to music
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zdl,
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@angiebaby Argh! Sabbath isn't , it's 😮

zdl,
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@angiebaby (That being said, great taste in music!)

robindlaws, to random
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Was a galaxy before it was cool

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjeenyw8rd2o

zdl,
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@robindlaws I dunno, Mr. Laws. That galaxy looks pretty ... hot!

edri, to humanrights
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1/3 New "solution" from the @eu2024be on fails on all counts!

We're looking at:
🔸Forced consent
🔸Mass scanning of private messages
🔸Undermining encryption
🔸Punishing privacy-enhancing services & rewarding those that violate people’s privacy

Read more: https://edri.org/our-work/be-scanned-or-get-banned/

zdl,
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@edri @jens Literally every despotic law in a democracy has begun as "we must protect the children!"

Perhaps a new approach is needed if children are still at risk after decades of "won't someone think of the children!?" policy-making.

chad, to random
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Anybody got an ethical, easy, extremely well-paying job they want me to have?

zdl,
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@chad Yes. I've got it stashed right next to my pet unicorn!

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pressprogress, to random
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International Students are Coming to Canada Dreaming of a Better Life. Many Are Leaving Disillusioned and In Debt.

The dream of Canada sold to students by predatory recruiters and private education institutions doesn’t measure up to reality. https://pressprogress.ca/international-students-are-coming-to-canada-dreaming-of-a-better-life-many-are-leaving-disillusioned-and-in-debt/

zdl,
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@pressprogress I'm helping someone get a visa to just visit Canada and the sheer bull-headedness of Canadian officials is mind-boggling.

Canadians coming to China whine about how hard it is to get a visa. The "difficulty" is a single two-sided form and a few stock documents (passport, etc.) plus maybe a health check. It took me, the times I had to do it from Canada, maybe three hours total from start to submission (this included a bus trip). Then 48 hours later I had a visa.

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zdl,
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@pressprogress So here's some perspective on the other direction. The BASIC form to get a visa to Canada is about 7 pages alone. You then have another form to fill out with your entire family. You have to supply bank records. You have to supply a letter proving your employment and salary. You have to supply proof of ownership of property. (And like for Canada→China you need a letter of invitation.)

Then you have to repeat all that information on an online form.

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zdl,
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@pressprogress We're three WEEKS into the process and there's no end in sight yet. And there's no hint yet if he's even going to be given a visa, because every second paragraph, it seems, is a stern warning that even if you supply all the requested documentation it is not guaranteed you'll get a visa.

It's orders of magnitude harder for Chinese people to just get a VISA to Canada than vice versa. So no, it doesn't surprise me that students are disappointed by the reality.

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SteveThompson, to random
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"Recent South Dakota policy threatens professors who include their pronouns or tribal affiliations over email. It's part of a concerning 'longer-term agenda' overtaking the US."

https://www.businessinsider.com/south-dakota-threatens-transgender-tribal-expressive-freedom-email-signature-rule-2024-5

"A policy in South Dakota prevents some professors from listing certain details in email signatures. Public university faculty are prohibited from sharing gender pronouns or tribal affiliations. Experts say it's part of a broader attempt to roll back rights for protected groups."

zdl,
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@SteveThompson I wish I didn't already have a whole-country boycott on travel to the USA so I could add South Dakota as a place I will never again set foot.

quinn, to random
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Young people are waking up every day to media about war, genocides, dead children. They are unsure of being able to make a living, scared by debt, violence, addiction, homelessness. They are unsure if the burning planet will even support their lives. They are struggling for secure basic housing after having their lives upended by a pandemic...

meanwhile the NYT:

zdl,
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@StephanieMoore @quinn "The medium is the message." — Marshall McLuhan's casual viewin'

zdl,
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@ClancyParliament @quinn On the other hand, though, we also had the "inevitable" nuclear holocaust hovering overhead to the point that it shows up in pop songs: Silent Running, Eastern Wind, 99 Luftballons, etc. etc. etc.

I mean in German dance clubs we were DANCING to inevitable nuclear holocaust!

zdl,
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@angiebaby @quinn No, it's role-playing games!

BootsChantilly, to random
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Good morning & happy International Women’s Day! #DailyGiggle #InternationalWomensDay

zdl,
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@BootsChantilly Wow do I feel this one!

inquiline, to random
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Love too live in a country led by a corpse in an electrified tank shouting “fund the police!”

zdl,
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@stevenbodzin @angiebaby @inquiline "But you see / it's not me / it's not my family / in your head in your head / they are DYING!"

It's always tragic when Dolores' words are seen in real life.

zdl,
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@stevenbodzin @angiebaby @inquiline The following words are likely even more descriptive: "What's in your head? In your head? Zombie. Zombie. Zombie--ie--iee..."

carnage4life, to random
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Found an incredibly useful app for finding people to follow on Mastodon. It crawls your social graph then finds the people who your followers follow the most that you don't follow.

https://followgraph.vercel.app/

zdl,
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@carnage4life And as seems to be de rigeur for software ... it fails out of the box for me.

I love the high quality that the word "software" implies!

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