john, to iPad
@john@sauropods.win avatar

So they've made the new Pro thinner. Great, because that's what I've always thought, you know this thing isn't bendy enough.

Urg, Apple plz.

john,
@john@sauropods.win avatar

Instead of making the already-too-thin iPad Pro thinner they should have added more battery capacity. People rave about the battery life of iPads , but if you use processor intensive applications they don’t last all day. Far from it. From the very beginning I used my iPad Pro plugged in, because it didn’t last a days painting.

ainmosni, to KDE
@ainmosni@berlin.social avatar

I have a terminal case of distrohopping disease that seems to come up whenever a new version of or is released.

This lead me to install the beta of 40's KDE spin this weekend, as I couldn't wait to play with Plasma 6.

Impressions so far, ignoring all the great user invisible work that went into things like porting it all to QT 6, are pretty good, while feature-wise it's not a big leap, it feels like a much more polished version of Plasma 5, which is not a bad thing.

reyjrar,
@reyjrar@hachyderm.io avatar

@ainmosni Bro, do you even Enlightenment? 0.16 or GTFO

Eshivak, to random
@Eshivak@mstdn.social avatar
blogdiva, to music
@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar

because i have the I WILL, I WILL, I WIIIIIIIIIIIILL stuck in my head, y'all have to suffer this with me now:

Captain & Tennille's
LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER

https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=xjloX_EvYiI

yes, i am this kind of old.

TechBean, to HashtagGames
@TechBean@mstdn.social avatar
LRRRonEarth, to random
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

I AM ALL FOR THE ORGANIC EVOLUTION OF LANGUAGE BUT I WON'T CALL A HOT DOG A GLIZZY. I JUST CAN'T.

mivox,
@mivox@mivox.net avatar

@LRRRonEarth It sounds like teen slang for some kind of sex move that can only be properly executed in the back seat of a car. I would not eat something called that, or eat anything from an establishment that called their food anything like it. 😂

TechBean, to HashtagGames
@TechBean@mstdn.social avatar
unclepj, to random
@unclepj@zirk.us avatar

Going to pin this so people who decide to check out the content of my toots have a quick reference outside of my bio.

brwngrldev, to tech
@brwngrldev@androiddev.social avatar

Working on a new talk reflecting on the past two decades of working in .

👀 If you've been here for over 20 years, what's your secret? What makes you stick with tech when so many others move on?

gordon, to random
@gordon@mastodon.social avatar

Feeling very grateful that email happened when it did.

We're so centralization-pilled at this point, that users sometimes even see interop as a threat.

williamgunn,
@williamgunn@mastodon.social avatar

@gordon I saw someone requesting subscribers use a "Gmail-compatible" email address. I've never felt so .

Stranger Things Fire GIF

Crell, to random
@Crell@phpc.social avatar

A pet peeve of mine is "reinventing something old with a new name and insisting the new name is the only valid name."

The latest: Anyone who calls it a "DTO" instead of "product type", you're on notice.

NuanceRhymesWithOrange, to photography
@NuanceRhymesWithOrange@mstdn.social avatar

Kids these days. They're all younger than my mug.

janerationx, to NFL
@janerationx@mas.to avatar

Boomer is getting fat.

@nfl

TechBean,
@TechBean@mstdn.social avatar

@janerationx @nfl
I remember watching him play at Maryland.

davidbisset, to random
@davidbisset@phpc.social avatar

As you grow older, you realize there is a fine line between:

  1. feeling that going to bed earlier is a good idea…
  2. …therefore eating earlier at 5 PM at a Denny’s (what some marketing calls “Early Bird Special”) is a logical next step.

thomasfuchs, (edited ) to random
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

What superpower would you want?

TechBean,
@TechBean@mstdn.social avatar

@thomasfuchs
Younger me would have voted Flying. Current me voted invisibility. Assuming I can control it, invisibility would make for much faster and more accurate medical exams. 😅

davidbisset, to random
@davidbisset@phpc.social avatar

Choose Your Own Adventure books are 45 years old?

https://www.fatherly.com/entertainment/choose-your-own-adventure-past-and-future?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

I loved these as a kid, and some of my first computer programs I wrote were mimicking the idea.

davidbisset, to RSS
@davidbisset@phpc.social avatar

Forget . I sometimes miss the BBS (but not slow modems).

chakie, to homeassistant
@chakie@toot.community avatar

Seems Home Assistant nowadays has to be installed either in a virtual machine or by reformatting an entire PC. Not ideal if I already have a machine that is supposed to perform some other tasks too. I assumed one could just install some packages from a 3rd party repository like in the good old days.

TechBean, to HashtagGames
@TechBean@mstdn.social avatar
Eshivak, to random
@Eshivak@mstdn.social avatar
grmpyprogrammer, to random
@grmpyprogrammer@phpc.social avatar

Pro-tip from @ramsey for job-seekers: if you are an programmer with 10+ years of experience, skip the “senior” positions and look for “Staff” or “Principal” positions. They pay a lot better than “senior”.

cxj,
@cxj@phpc.social avatar

@grmpyprogrammer @ramsey And “good luck with that” because most companies don’t understand nor use those titles. I never officially had any title beyond senior, despite 43+ years of professional experience including some management and managing partner positions. Also, the idea that someone can be a senior after 5 years is kind of laughable; their focus is too narrow and their wisdom too shallow. 😁

golgaloth, to Meme
@golgaloth@writing.exchange avatar

Hands up if you're old enough to remember this.

#meme #DancingBaby

video/mp4

RamenCatholic,
WhyNotZoidberg, to random
@WhyNotZoidberg@topspicy.social avatar

Back in my day we spelled " :)" correctly! Like so: ":-)"

Bloody 40 year-olds and their simplified emojis.

DrOinFLA, to random

I'm using the first two digits of phone numbers as letters old.
My number was "Lake" or "LA", and grandma's number was "Emerson", or "EM".

franksting, to running

🥉

mpesce,
@mpesce@arvr.social avatar
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