wenzellabs, to random

saturday

which one to choose?

Nonilex, to Christianity
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

The : How He’s Infusing Into His Movement

Trump is demanding —& receiving— new levels of from

Known for his improvised & volatile performances, is now ending many of his rallies w/ churchlike ritual & casting his prosecutions as persecution.


https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/01/us/politics/trump-2024-religion.html?unlocked_article_code=1.hk0.uyfy.ezg0P7ZgcrmI&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

Nonilex,
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

“The great silent majority is rising like never before & under our leadership,” recites from a teleprompter in a typical version of the script. “We will pray to God for our strength & for our liberty. We will pray for God & we will pray w/God. We are one movement, one people, one family & one glorious nation under God.”

Nonilex,
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

The meditative ritual might appear incongruent w/the raucous epicenter of the nation’s movement, but ’s political creed stands as one of the starkest examples of his effort to transform the into a kind of . His insistence on absolute & can be seen at every level of the party, from to the to rank-&-file .

grickle, (edited ) to mentalhealth
@grickle@mstdn.social avatar

“The Anxiety Sloth appears to be a slow-moving regular sloth on the outside, but
trust me, inside his organs and mind are racing at a million miles an hour.”

ScienceDesk, to environment
@ScienceDesk@flipboard.social avatar

Our thirst for pineapple may be causing mutations in Costa Rica’s sloths.

Salon reports on the unusual genetic abnormalities seen in the animals, and what could be causing it: https://flip.it/Et8.ya

hiisikoloart, to art Finnish
@hiisikoloart@writing.exchange avatar

Somehow I got my comic out - so...I hope you like my sloth dreams because the theme of past 2 weeks has been: I wish I could have a human zoo-keeper who would care for my every need so I could just stop humaning for a while.

https://tapas.io/episode/3105785

asakiyume, to random
@asakiyume@wandering.shop avatar

"Date with a shifter, yes!" crowed Zuli, rocking from heel to toe. "Who'd I match with? Bear shifter? Puma? Or the classic, a wolf?"

"You matched with a shifter," said the woman at Growl'n'Purr Matchmakers.

"What?! You're joking."

"Nope. He's waiting thru there."

Dude was in human form & quite good looking, that gentle sloth smile & dark eyes.

"Frantic activity is for entrepreneurs," he remarked. "Other ways of spending time are much nicer. May I show you?"

Zuli smiled.

whereistanya, to unexpected
@whereistanya@hachyderm.io avatar

Ms 11 knows that the first thing I do every morning is make coffee and she set this up to make me laugh. It worked 😂

(Our friend here is called Slof but it also responds to Sloof.)

JenniferJorgenson, to pics
@JenniferJorgenson@mstdn.social avatar
grickle, to Horror
@grickle@mstdn.social avatar

The holidays were getting out of hand.

palmoildetectives, to brazil

The adorable and fuzzy-haired Maned Three-toed is vulnerable on due to . Help this beautiful animal by boycotting brands with deforestation supply chains, be https://palmoildetectives.com/2021/03/10/maned-three-toed-sloth-bradypus-torquatus/ via @palmoildetectives

The adorable and fuzzy-haired Maned Three-toed is vulnerable on due to . Help this beautiful animal by boycotting brands with deforestation supply chains, be https://palmoildetectives.com/2021/03/10/maned-three-toed-sloth-bradypus-torquatus/ via @palmoildetectives
The adorable and fuzzy-haired Maned Three-toed is vulnerable on due to . Help this beautiful animal by boycotting brands with deforestation supply chains, be https://palmoildetectives.com/2021/03/10/maned-three-toed-sloth-bradypus-torquatus/ via @palmoildetectives

llewelly, to random
@llewelly@sauropods.win avatar

Important fact: All dinosaur-themed advent calenders are required to include at least one (1) Therizinosaur or Deinocheirid named Santa Claws.

Similarly, Pleistocene-themed advent calenders must include at least one giant ground sloth or giant anteater named Santa Claws.

Do not tolerate any exceptions.

Thank you.






David, to Sleeping

next to a sleeping

slothdude, to Humor
@slothdude@mastodon.online avatar

Slothy and Quillz meet a new (old) friend. Apparently his name is Zaglossus sirboatymcboatfacei.

mikemathia, to random
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange avatar
AmiW, to london German
@AmiW@mastodon.online avatar

💤 Artist: in City: UK 🇬🇧 - Title: "The Sloth" ! ☕🥐🥐

art_history_animalia, to random
@art_history_animalia@historians.social avatar

Happy ! Fernández de Oviedo was the first European to publish a written description of a sloth, in 1526. There was also an unpublished sketch in his notes. Sadly, the original is now lost…but not before being faithfully copied in an 18th c. manuscript, so we have this: (1/2)
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/18-th-century-drawing-of-a-sloth-perico-ligero-or-periquito-ligero-Juan-Bautista_fig1_306096083

art_history_animalia,
@art_history_animalia@historians.social avatar

2/2: OK, so Oviedo wasn't much of an artist LOL...and yet, in spite of the goofy tiny human-like head perched on top of a too-long neck, the rest of the body still manages to look more accurate than that silly 1st published European image, in André Thevet's Les Singularitez de la France Antarctique 1558: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/strange-nature-first-printed-illustration-sloth-180970944/
(Edit: yes, the smaller sloth on the tree is slightly better)

Isabellfarben, to handarbeiten German
@Isabellfarben@troet.cafe avatar

Ein neues Tier ist fertig❤

@handarbeiten



slothdude, to procreate
@slothdude@mastodon.online avatar

Jan van Eyck, Portrait of a Sloth, 1433.
, 2016

Wen, to random
@Wen@mastodon.scot avatar

Petr Brookes in The Times - seems apt, but one problem, it is not a blood sucking vampire sloth

grickle, to art
@grickle@mstdn.social avatar
SchlocklusterVideo, to art

-- Film That Leaves You Asking Questions
.
The Goonies (1985)
.
How did the Astoria Historical Museum just completely overlook being in possession of an authentic One-Eyed Willy treasure map in The Goonies? I mean, maybe Mikey's Dad is just really bad at being a historian, or maybe funding for the historical society was lacking, but not discovering the wreck of The Inferno earlier seems like archeological malpractice, imho.
.

ai6yr, to tv
itnewsbot, to random
@itnewsbot@schleuss.online avatar

Sloth Door Greeter Uses Neat Fold-Up Electronics Enclosures - [Alan Reiner] is building a sloth-like door greeter for his house. Sloxel, as he i... - https://hackaday.com/2023/07/14/sloth-door-greeter-uses-neat-fold-up-electronics-enclosures/

maerlynofmiria, to random

Puns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): The police interviewed a sloth who was mugged by some tortoises. He said, "it all happened so quickly".

https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/sloth-jokes/

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