KrissyKat, to tesla
@KrissyKat@hoosier.social avatar

All of the Tesla Cyber Trucks I spot in the wild are on my dash or doorbell cam, so they all look like Bigfoot or UFO sightings. This one was spotted on I-65 South near Exit 258.

tayledras, to tesla
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I feel so refined now.

I do believe my Tesla WankPanzer may now socialize with the hoi polloi.

FuckElon, to tesla
@FuckElon@mastodon.social avatar

"Besides cutting my wrist open and sending me to the ER, losing a large panel on the very first drive, not being able to see anything, and the rust spots, the truck is great!"

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/i%E2%80%99m-not-as-cranky-as-i-once-was%E2%80%A6.17610/post-325329

tk, to TeslaMotors
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The would be more than just the butt of a joke if they'd made the exterior out of "normal" steel and painted it to look like stainless. :blobfoxgoogly:

chartier, to tesla
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Never mind the dumpster fire of a human being that is #ElonMusk, why on earth do people still buy anything from #Tesla?

We have years of evidence that the company is an absolute joke. Incompetence wrapped in hubris, thoroughly marinated with not just a lack of care, but unchecked disdain for its customers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKh49Fl1RVM

dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
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NEW RULE:

anyone who engages Full Self Drive must pay $8,000 for this mandatory loudspeaker attachment and warning light.

The loudspeaker features the Peter Griffen Laugh at 100 continuous decibels whenever self-drive is engaged.

Cheese finish extra. The cheese finish will mold, but it will not rust. Might be bulletproof. Probably is. 🧀

br00t4c, to tesla
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br00t4c, to tesla
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br00t4c, to tesla
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Lucid joins Tesla and Rivian in cutting workers as EV sales growth slows

#tesla

https://qz.com/lucid-ev-layoffs-saudi-arabia-funding-tesla-rivian-1851499673

tk, to tesla
@tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com avatar

I wonder if #Tesla purposely made the Model 3 uglier than the Model S. :blobfoxthinkgoogly:

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla wanted to make 20 million cars a year by 2030. Never mind

https://qz.com/tesla-elon-musk-production-goal-evs-electric-cars-1851499680

SteveThompson, to TeslaMotors
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"Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck"

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

Tim_Eagon, to Humor
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br00t4c, to tesla
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Tesla has slashed production of its best-selling EV in China

#tesla

https://qz.com/tesla-production-cuts-evs-model-y-china-biden-tariffs-1851498728

dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

new game:

someone I know who owns a Tesla said that the self-drive mode tends to hug the curb. he tried it out with his hands on the wheel.. 🤦‍♂️

apparently you can tell who's been using it by looking for damage on the front wheel rim 👀

these things should not be on the streets

rivoluzioneurbanamobilita, to tesla Italian
@rivoluzioneurbanamobilita@mastodon.uno avatar

Una #Tesla in full-self driving mode non ha visto un treno e i segnali che di avviso del passaggio a livello

La guida autonoma non ci salverà. La persona alla guida, secondo quanto riportato dall'articolo, era vigile, ma era convinta che il sistema di assistenza di tesla "non potesse non accorgersi" del treno, e ha sterzato all'ultimo, salvandosi.

Il video è impressionante. La supervisione umana di sistemi quasi automatici non funziona.

@news #TeslaFSD

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

StreetDogg, to random German
@StreetDogg@norden.social avatar

Es gibt hier eine Liste an Neuerungen, die für Twitter angekündigt wurden, aber dann nie passiert sind:

https://x.com/emeraldappul/status/1793320087681638766

Das ist auch deshalb witzig, weil es ähnliche Listen für Tesla gibt. Und SpaceX hat auch schon viele Ankündigungen wegignoriert. Ich glaube die Boring Company auch.

Der Mythos von Elmo Musk basiert auf seinem persönl. Kultstatus, darauf, dass er ein sehr persönliches, inspirierendes Marketing macht mit großen Ideen, die Leute & Investoren bahnbrechend & cool finden.

PeterSoukup,
@PeterSoukup@mastodon.social avatar

@StreetDogg I think the world is finally waking up to the fact that Musk (along with Trump) are the greatest con men of the 21st century ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPt9hAC24MI

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Tesla's Autopilot safety, Biden's EV tariffs, and BMW's labor problem: Autos news roundup

#tesla #united

https://qz.com/tesla-elon-musk-stellantis-biden-tariffs-china-evs-bmw-1851497481

TechDesk, to tesla
@TechDesk@flipboard.social avatar

Just last month Elon Musk announced that Tesla would be launching its own robotaxi service in August, but to this date, its driverless testing hasn’t even begun because its software isn’t ready.

Its competitor Waymo, by comparison, launched its driverless taxi in 2020 in the residential streets in the Phoenix suburbs, and continues to gradually ratchet up the difficulty level of its routes — steering clear of freeways and relying on human backup in case of emergencies.

Has Tesla underestimated the work required to build a safe driverless taxi service? @arstechnica considers the challenges Musk’s company could have ahead.

https://flip.it/NFoq_x

jeffowski, to tesla
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jeffowski, to tesla
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dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

It's an absolute crime that these fucking things are allowed on our streets. Anyone who engages "Full Self Drive" is putting ME in danger.

Fuck that.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

'Sounds like it's made of plastic': Tesla Cybertruck driver tries taking it off-road. It backfires

https://www.dailydot.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-off-road-fail/

br00t4c, to tesla
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Teslas can still be stolen with a cheap radio hack despite new keyless tech

https://arstechnica.com/?p=2026474

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