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Flash

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Optimist, survivor, love to laugh. I support Joe Biden and Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
I will follow back.
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When you don’t have to pay for rent or food……

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Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too?

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If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbours are having an argument about the creepy lady next door.

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Studio Apartment Available:

  • Pet-friendly.
  • Located next to bridge.
  • No strings attached.
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Svalbard, Norway is where this amazingly beautiful photo was taken by photographer Marsel van Oosten. WOW!! 💗

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What she ordered, what she received.

image/jpeg

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In case you were wondering how koalas are weighed:

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Had a Covid test and they asked if I had a recent loss of taste.
I said No, I’ve always dressed this way.

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After facing a backlash from customers, Subway says it will remove a chemical in its bread that's also found in yoga mats.
Some people were like, "You mean I’ve been eating a dangerous chemical?"
While others were like, "You mean I can eat my yoga mat?"

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How many of you believe that telekinesis is possible?
Raise my hand.

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We march at dawn….

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Dear math, please stop asking me to find your x. She's not coming back. And I don't know y either.

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When I was younger, old people at weddings used to poke me and say, "you're next". So I‘ve started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Happy Sunday from Canada.

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You know it's cold when the ghost freezes.

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Pirates that used X to mark the spot where they buried their treasure were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found it.

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Fun fact:
The deadliest animal on Earth is the mosquito, they kill around 725,000 people annually.
Humans are the second deadliest, killing 475,000 and they are followed by snakes with 50,000 and dogs with 25,000.
On the other end of the spectrum are sharks, they only kill about 10 people annually.

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🎯 I'm Laffy and I approve this message:

"In private, here is how President refers to :

“What a sick fuck”

“What a fucking asshole this guy is”

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/west-wing-playbook/2024/02/01/what-biden-really-says-about-trump-behind-closed-doors-00139178

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@thepoliticalcat @DebR @GottaLaff
Are you talking about Biden?
Trump relished Paul Pelosi’s “hammering” at many of his rallies, when it was a MAGAt who did it. That’s the lowest I’ve ever seen anyone stoop to.

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@DebR @thepoliticalcat @GottaLaff
Oh he’s hated in my house too. I detest that creature! I hope that after November we never have to hear his voice or see his face again!

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@thepoliticalcat @DebR @GottaLaff
Biden is the perfect example of a good man. That’s all you have to say to sum him up. Trump is despicable, I don’t believe he has a decent cell in his entire body, in fact I believe he’s insane. You have a great weekend.

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All the trees are bear……..

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