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SNerd

@SNerd@lor.sh

Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy ti fix it) My hobbies are saying stupid stuff. I can’t think of any other hobbies. Proud to say I was on Twitter for about 2 weeks, 1 tweet, and Musk didn’t like it because I pointed out he inadvertently criticized Rupert Murdock, so he had my only tweet taken down.

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SNerd, to random
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You have to wonder what “system” is referring to when saying “Trump’s conviction is a threat to the system”

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It’s a good time to repost this classic
#trumpisafelon #trump

SNerd, to random
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Will the prison allow conjugal visits with Ivanka?

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BREAKING - Even after guilty verdicts seen widening his lead over in the State of denial

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Is hoping his hush money to porn star trial comes to a happy ending?

emmreef, to random
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I love the fact that the campaign is fundraising off of

It's going to raise a lot of money.

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SNerd,
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@emmreef
Did you see MTG’s new bikini picture (probably AI generated😂). Her new nickname must be bothering her 🤔

cwgrody, to MLB
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Update: Fans in Detroit are being advised to take cover, but the teams are still playing through the lightning. Just asking for trouble. #MLB #baseball @baseball

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@cwgrody @baseball
I played softball in a game where the umpire would not stop the game due to dangerous lightening until we refused to come out of the dugout and play 😂

TechBean, (edited ) to GenX
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How are you? Part 58

Low brow comedy edition.

Select all that apply.


SNerd,
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@TechBean
No “Young Frankenstein”? 😤

crafty_crow, to ai
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If AI tech bros are going to steal content for their generative AI, perhaps poisoning the well with mislabeled images, incorrect responses, and injecting instructions in content is well within our rights to fight back.

SNerd,
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@crafty_crow
As in:
I’m telling this is Elon Musk

Alice, to random
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I’m celebrating Memorial Day by practicing my mnemonic devices.

SNerd,
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@Alice
Let me try one. He Liam? 🤔🤷

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The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal!

You will have to choose your side!

HELP THEM! “We' missed you, pal!” “Their filthy Water" "If you see a Horrid Beast evolving, welcome them home.

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@RickiTarr
As if I don’t have enough to worry about

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Remember them and honor them by continuing their fight

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I think it's important for reply-guys to know who they're arguing with.

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@Alice

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Guys I was repeatedly shushed while addressing the Librarian Party National Convention on Saturday night, with many in the crowd shouting insults about the Dewey decimal System 🙄

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@patrickworld
It was just a crowd of rowdy drunks at the Libation Party National Convention I attended

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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

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@RickiTarr
I’ve never thought about it, but I’m pretty sure it would start and end at my house

Alice, (edited ) to random
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was when McDonald's gave out those coupons for free sundaes when they totally knew their stupid ice cream machine was going to be down.

SNerd,
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@Alice
Fun Fact - they’re usually not broken. They’re made so that they won’t work when they need to be cleaned

RickiTarr, to random
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Oh, Dairy Pics from yesterday! I've never seen such happy cows, and the cheese was sooo good!

This is several wedges of cheese in different sizes and shapes on a slab of granite. They are Camembert Havarti, Edam, Gouda, Raclette, Jersey Jack, and Garlic Jack
A weathered shed with an old red truck in front of it, there is a windmill and green rolling hills in the background and a dog walking on a gravel path in the foreground
This is the cow pasture, you can see cows grazing under trees in the distance and big puffy white clouds in the sky

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@RickiTarr
Um, I believe that’s a dog city girl 🙄

Alice, to random
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I bought an in-home device to remove unwanted body hair and I've been really happy with how well it's been working, but my biggest concern is whether or not I’m always going to want my remaining pubic hair to be in the shape of a pot leaf. Like, I know it's timeless NOW, but will I feel the same when I’m 90?

SNerd,
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@Alice
Well my grandmother still likes hers, so

SNerd, to HashtagGames
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Bravefart


flexghost, (edited ) to random
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Schrödinger's terrorist.

Is the butcher of Tehran dead or not dead?

SNerd,
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@flexghost
I REALLY hope it was just an accident 😬

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USPOL
Apologies for no CW but this observation is too important :btr_bocchi_pray:

SNerd,
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@neatchee
Also, it’s legal to murder the protesters because it’s “self defense” even if you have to travel across State lines with a gun and confront them.

SNerd, to Dogs
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BREAKING - South Dakota Governor Kristie Noem tries to win back dog loving voters by shooting her family’s cat

SNerd, to HashtagGames
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Favourite Flav


Alice, to random
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Pretty sure my husband is going to divorce me if I keep lying to hotel reception whenever they ask why we're in town but what IF he was actually there to try out for Magic Mike on Ice?

SNerd,
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@Alice @RickiTarr
Does the bondage face mask mean he wants to be spanked?

emmreef, to random
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Maybe should try implanting cyber trucks in people's brains

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@emmreef
A perfect opportunity to repost this!
https://lor.sh/@SNerd/112412220485007997

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