Stoned_Deva_

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Remember how helpful the book book, "What to Expect When You're Expecting" was during pregnancy? They should make an entire series for all types of life events.

• What to Expect When You Become an Empty Nester
• What to Expect When You Divorce a Narcissist
• What to Expect When You Live Past 40 in a Shithole County Without Universal Healthcare

DemocracySpot, 4 months ago to random

@Stoned_Deva_

👋 We need a 30 days of music challenge, please. Or 29. Feb has 29! :-)

LikeItOrLumpIt, 4 months ago to random

Going to the garage to see if there's a volleyball I can talk to.

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Not quite the apple of my eye, more of a banana in my tailpipe

the_etrain, 4 months ago to random

Triscuits are great for those times when you'd like some cheese, but you also want to eat a basket.

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Everybody but the center 💀

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Friday vibes

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Damn boy, are you a natural high because I don't feel anything.

enoch, 4 months ago to random

Happy Friday!! 🥳 I did my hike in the afternoon again and i got a ton of good pics but I wanted to share this one bc they all stood perfectly still for a photo. Like an old time pic but in color 😍 I hope you all have a great day!❤️

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

In keeping with my 2019 vibes... here's a cool tune.

"I been on a roll, where you been?" 🎵

https://open.spotify.com/track/6tsOcBnaKgzK22yEiqRh8P?si=c7svm99USKygYQgVuEKJbA

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

The gift shop in hell is a Tuesday Morning.

Skepticat, 4 months ago to random

Day 6 🧊 -3°F with RealFeel of -23°F.
0 outta 5 stars.

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

How do people in colder climates find the motivation to get out of bed, let alone work out? If I lived up north, I know I'd be enormous.

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker 💃 Happy weekend y'all
https://songwhip.com/beyonce/partition

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Me: I really love this dress, but is it giving flapper?

My lil cousin: idk what that means. Know what it reminds me of... have you ever seen that movie The Great Gatsby?

enoch, 4 months ago to random

And just for fun here’s a pic with some sun and my birds 😍

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Any room can be a bedroom if you nap enough in it.

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

Help get 36 family members out of Gaza and safely to Canada. Please boost and contribute if you can.

https://gofund.me/d24f1740

Stoned_Deva_, 4 months ago to random

I May've Pulled Something: A Memoir

Stoned_Deva_, 5 months ago to random

🎵 Just because you don't believe that I want to dance, don't mean that I don't want to 🎵

https://songwhip.com/the-gap-band/oops-upside-your-head

Stoned_Deva_, 5 months ago to random

So, they seriously expect me to work a full week now? How is that even still a thing?

Stoned_Deva_, 5 months ago to random

"You can do this!"

Me: seems a bit excessive though, right?

Stoned_Deva_, 5 months ago to random

Omg, why didn't anybody tell me the Texans coach was this fine? 😏

the_etrain, 5 months ago to random

Mr. & Mrs. Sunburst Platy are happy to announce the birth of their fry. Two of which appear to be deft survivalists. I assume this one is named something cute, like Finn.