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amiserabilist

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Avatar: Penny-farthing. I Am Not a Number.
Header: Union Jack. Plague Island.

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

#memes
#minimalism
#scifi
#comics
#design
#architecture
#vectorgraphics
#FOSS
#linux

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talia_christine, to random
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Everything is fine.

amiserabilist,
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@talia_christine

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting a divided majority
"The rich want a society based on punishment because a society based on care would render them obsolete."
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

RickiTarr, to random
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Human who works a job, caregives for children, parents, pets, or relatives, cooks, cleans, shops, is on committees, volunteers, helps with family's extracurriculars, tries to make it to family and friend social events, exercise, eat right, and maybe even do a hobby they are interested in: Doc, I don't know why I'm so tired, and stressed all the time.

Billionaires and Politicians: The problem is people are lazy, and just don't want to work.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

https://expressional.social/@GeekSusie/112389335645244867

RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr @Schnuckster

dgar, (edited ) to random
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is participating in the Fedivision Song Contest 2024.

I will be representing the fictional faction known as Dizzy Corp. My four-letter vote code is DIZZ.

My entry is a new song called “All Zombies Go To Heaven”.

You can listen to all 72 entries here:
https://fedivision.party

Instructions on how you can cast your three (3) votes can be found here:
https://fedivision.party/vote/

Follow the and hashtags, and the @announce and @vote accounts for updates and voting!

amiserabilist,
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@dgar

RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

wait what about.

it looks breakfasty

@RickiTarr

cmconseils, to random French
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It's wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop up like "Are you sure?"

amiserabilist,
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@cmconseils

my mum has entered the chat

RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

Two different obstacles to interspecies breeding.

One is physical, where the sperm dies before it can reach the egg, due to different chemical environments in the uterues, or simply cannot reach the egg.

The other is genetic, where either each animal has a different number of chromosomes, so the genetic information from the father can't find a suitable match with the information from the mother.

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1aw1i4/eli5_what_biologically_prevents_interspecies/

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

Hybrids are indicated with an “x”. Hybrids that have been named are written with the x between the genus and species name. For example, Solanum x procurrens is the hybrid between S. nigrum and S. physalifolium. If a hybrid hasn’t been named, or if you want to specify the parentage, the same hybrid can be written as S. nigrum x S. physalifolium.

https://www.aje.com/arc/how-to-write-scientific-names-of-plants-and-animals/

amiserabilist,
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@cgsines

https://www.treehugger.com/animals-with-completely-ridiculous-names-4864307

@RickiTarr

RickiTarr, to random
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One of the crazy things about M&M lore is that Cannibalism is not only acceptable, but encouraged.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

RickiTarr, to random
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At some point, my purse became a walking pharmacy. Stomach upset, got a headache? I have you covered. Need bug spray or sunscreen, what about some lotion or hand sanitizer? I've got a snack, and something to freshen your breath.

When I had surgery a few years ago, I had a weight limit of 10 pounds for 3 months! Hubs said he needed to weigh my purse to make sure I could safely carry it. I thought he was joking, turns out it weighed 17 pounds!

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AivZSC9J3Rs

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RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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Listen kids, when two people love each other very much, one person will lay flat on their back while the other person does The Worm on them. This is how babies are made. Please do The Worm responsibly!

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

mxk, to random
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Wake up, open mastodon, whole timeline is full of bread.
@RickiTarr is busy again.

Loona Hyunjin GIF

amiserabilist,
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@mxk

she is the second coming

John 6:31

31 Our ancestors ate the manna in the wilderness; as it is written: ‘she gave them bread from the internet to look at.’ ”

@RickiTarr

amiserabilist,
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@mxk

the only time i made bread was in the boy scouts on a fire and it was wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LnIpHw0m-I

@RickiTarr

amiserabilist, to architecture
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amiserabilist, to random
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@vote VOTE DIZZ

amiserabilist, to random
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@ElleGray

I am Elle MacGray of the Clan MacGray. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal ...

Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers…

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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I’m a student of the fine farts.

amiserabilist,
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@Mrfunkedude

i assumed you were a master if not professor

amiserabilist, to random
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dgar, to random
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Being offline is kinda like going camping.

amiserabilist,
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@dgar

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

―Obi-Wan Kenobi, sensing Dgar going offline

MaJ1, to weirdfolks

&
G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

So got 8 hours sleep last night !!

Shout out to @amiserabilist for the wonderful avatar he has created for @Tim_McTuffty s a/c !
Paul you are the Meme king of my TL, Thank you so much !

Have a brilliant day & remember : Don’t let ‘em catch you!
😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks

amiserabilist,
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@dgar @weirdfolks @Tim_McTuffty @MaJ1

paulfoerster, to random
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That #Chicken was perfect. 🤣 But it's all gone now. 😔@evelynefoerster and I had a perfect #SilentSunday afternoon sunny chicken meal. 🤣

#BBQ #Barbecue #Grilling #BigGreenEgg

The chicken is ready to be served. It’s standing on its stand inside the now open Big Green Egg and waiting to be taken out.
The chicken was cut in halves and we both each had one half. The picture shows one half of the chicken on a plate, along with three roasted champignons.
All gone. This is the stand on which the chicken is positioned to be roasted equally from all sides. It’s more or less a cone formed by thick wires to hold the chicken upright.

amiserabilist,
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@SNerd

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/beer-can-chicken

@paulfoerster @evelynefoerster

keithmorrisnm, to random
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amiserabilist,
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@keithmorrisnm

the worm controlling JFK jr's body driving to work in the morning.

worm driving apple

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Woke up with the worst hip pain.

More proof that this whole “waking up” thing was a bad mistake.

amiserabilist,
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whoever got @Mrfunkedude voodoo doll stroke it a lil

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