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mentallyalex, 14 days ago to random

I am unsure if you have seen this, but I thought you might appreciate it.

Tesla Cybertruck is not the greatest marketing campaign for the brand.

#TeslaCybertruck

Tesla cybertruck struggles to remove itself from a river due to the embankments. The truck rushes forward to become stuck in position, and then reverses to try and leave the river, but it is unable to. One person can be seen in the river bank.

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

You should get a gap year in every decade of your life.

LeftistLawyer, 3 months ago to food

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cannabitch, 3 months ago to Funny

I was going to start selling my body but never got around to it. I'm such a procrastitute!
#funny #humor

RickiTarr, 3 months ago to random

Are you the person you always thought you would be?

cannabitch, 3 months ago to Iceland

Just found out that a baby puffin is called a puffling, and they look just like that word sounds... #puffin #iceland #birds

Alice, 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to random

How much back would a humpback hump if a humpback could hump back?

https://newsnationnow.com/science/humpback-whale-sex-both-male

cannabitch, 3 months ago to Humor

Gorgonzola cheese: no actual gorgons were harmed in the making of this product... #humor #funny #greekmythology #ancientgreece

cannabitch, 3 months ago to washington

No farther than the driveway! Orcas Island, #Washington #mosstodon

Alice, 3 months ago to random

Hiring Manager: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: I can't do a chin up.

cannabitch, 3 months ago to mastodon

Even my lighter shows my affiliation with extinct pachyderms... #Mammoth #Mastodon

RickiTarr, 4 months ago to random

If it was possible to live forever, would you want to?

StefanThinks, 5 months ago to random

I'm going to make a blogging platform where I'm the only one allowed to post, comment, or view posts, and it's going to be freaking amazing and awesome, but you're just going to have to take my word for it.

Alice, 5 months ago to random

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cannabitch, 7 months ago to Halloween

Our pumpkin lost an eye so I gave him some extras in case he needs more.

#pumpkin #halloween #horror #Lovecraft #hplovecraft #GooglyEyes

Strandjunker, 8 months ago to random

Here’s the deal: If members of the U.S. Congress spread lies, their salaries should automatically be frozen until they admit and revise these lies on all social media platforms as well as through statements on live TV.

cannabitch, 8 months ago to Florida

Florida Man arrested with huge stash of off brand ED medication.

Thank you Florida police for catching this hardened criminal!

(Just look at the smile on his face...)

https://nbc-2.com/news/weird/2023/10/05/77-year-old-man-from-the-villages-arrested-after-found-with-1800-worth-of-illegal-erectile-dysfunction-pills/amp/

#Florida #FloridaMan

HeavenlyPossum, 8 months ago to random

In their book “The Dawn of Everything,” David Graeber and David Wengrow provide multiple accounts by early European settler colonists of the indigenous societies they encountered in the woodlands of northeastern North America.

Over and over, these Europeans noted that these societies were well and truly stateless, lacking rulers, laws, courts, police, prisons, or anything like what they were used to in Europe.

They quote one Jesuit, writing in 1644 about the Wendat:

“I do not believe that there is any people on earth freer than they, and less able to allow the subjection of their wills to any power whatever – so much so that Fathers here have no control over their children, or Captains over their subjects, or the Laws of the country over any of them, except in so far as each is pleased to submit to them. There is no punishment which is inflicted on the guilty, and no criminal who is not sure that his life and property are in no danger…”

1/ #thread

flexghost, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

Kevin Mccarthy will bring Matt Gaetz motion to vacate today

Being that Kevin Mccarthy handed the keys over to the alt-right while going back on his promises to Dems

how should Democrats vote?

micahflee, 8 months ago to random

Oh wow, what an amazing investment opportunity

kingkaufman, 8 months ago to random

New York Attorney General Letitia James said in a short statement Monday morning, "My message is simple: No matter how powerful you are, no matter how much money you think you may have, no one is above the law."

No matter how much money YOU THINK YOU MAY HAVE, no one is above the law.

Chef's kiss.

MrLovenstein, 8 months ago to random

Secret Panel HERE 🐍 http://tapas.io/episode/2968345

vickyveritas, 8 months ago to random

Deep Time is a concept that surpasses our ability to comprehend. It is time for continents to collide, rift apart, & collide again. Time for mountains to rise, erode away, & arise again. Seas come & go. Life evolves. There is one mineral that remembers. #Zircon #TeamZircon #MinCup23

RickRae, 8 months ago to nyc

So, I just watched a news piece on the new, roughly conical robot being tested for patrolling the NYC subways.

And I couldn't help but think, "Wow, what a missed opportunity."

#NYC #police #robot #Dalek