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fkamiah17, (edited ) to random
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Thebratdragon,
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@fkamiah17 truth

fkamiah17,
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@Thebratdragon Dat ✊

fkamiah17, to random
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Mood.

BeingOfErrth,

@fkamiah17 I also remember the quiet and clearer air, nature seemed to benefit greatly.
As soon as people started to notice and retune into nature and saying "nature is healing" the authorities started the machine back up and sent everyone back into work without a care for anyone's health.

The political and media industries went into overdrive to sell going back to work to delete those thoughts of connection & realisations of fundamental needs just to fund ever bigger yachts for a handful of villains and to keep us chained to the lies.
They couldn't allow the thought of us realising our society is all backwards, inside out and upside down.

fkamiah17,
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@BeingOfErrth And they've continued in that vein ever since. It's almost as if there's some kind of financial incentive for them to keep up the status quo 🤔🤨

fkamiah17, (edited ) to USpolitics
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BREAKING: 🔥 🔥

“What is the point of having power," she says, "if you will not use it to stop crimes against humanity?”
Jewish Presidential appointee Lily Greenberg Call resigned in protest at its refusal to stop arming Israel. It's an astonishing letter.
Update: a few minutes after tweeting this, her X account was suspended 🤨

Alt-texters please note that pages 2 and 3 have a huge amount of citations and footnotes, which I have not included.

mihira,
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fkamiah17,
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@mihira I saw it appear on the Aljazeera live blog and went looking for the letter - it was definitely worth it!

fkamiah17, to random
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😂 👍

angiebaby,
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@fkamiah17

whistling as i pass by wetherspoons on my way to the lord harrowby

fkamiah17,
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@angiebaby At least you're in no danger of drinking with this guy 😂

fkamiah17, to random
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"My whole head started to burn like a prostitute trying to enter the Vatican"
"I implore your marketing department and design department to include the words "VERY SPICY" printed on the front of the label. Along with "MAY SHIT PANTS"
Funniest. Review. Ever. Do read all of it. 😂 😂 😂

As a long time customer of your saline washes, I was left to assume that "EXTRA STRENGTH PLUS" referred to the sodium level in the saline spray. I stand corrected in my assumption. It actually means SPICY ACID BATH OF NOSTRIL LAVA. This product set off an unexpected chain of events which led me to quite literally shit my pants. As with prior sinuses I inserted the nozzle into my nostril, tilted my head back, and began to spray the saline wash into my nose, letting it work its way through my sinus canals. Suddenly, with a thunderous vengeance, the menthol activated. It felt like I had snorted pure wasabi. M whole head began to burn like a prostitute trying to enter the Vatican. It was so hot, my third eye began to water. I can only describe it as my "inside face" had caught on fire. Meanwhile my teeth, armpits and groin suddenly felt freezing cold. Parts of body began to tingle, as if my Spidey sense was warning me that the worst was still yet to come. 2 of 3
This sudden combination of sensations prohibited me from leaning forward to let it drain from my nose into the sink. Instead, it began to run down the back of my throat sending me into an uncontrollable coughing fit, ultimately leading me to lose control of my rectal retention. Thus removing my ability to govern self control over my sphincter - which regrettably induced an episode of what I'd like to call "unexpected wet farts of despair". I'd estimate I coughed five times in total, whilst simultaneously farting each time. Each one sounding exactly like air escaping balloons blow hole was being pinched and spread apart. Crying out in a high pitched whine mimicking someone whispering the word "Whhhhhhyyyyy?" in a really really sad voice. Take note Arm & Hammer: "half blind, on fire, and shitting your pants" were not mentioned in potential side effects. You might want to add that for legal purposes. I implore your marketing and design department to have the word "VERY SPICY" printed on the front of the label. Along with "MAY SHIT PANTS". Your loyal customer, Sean Ends

johnshirley2024,

@fkamiah17 They actually put eucalyptus in it?! I use that stuff sans the eucalyptus. I predict they'll drop this stuff. What an idiotic idea.

AlexEdwards,

@fkamiah17 "Burning like a prostitute trying to enter the Vatican" - I have EXTREMELY bad news about who Jesus chose to hang out with.

fkamiah17, to random
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Posted by Steve Bray on the other place.

fkamiah17, to poland
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GOOD NEWS ALERT!
The people of Poland have voted for democracy. The opposition has won a majority of seats and the authoritarian PiS is defeated.
The main factor was huge turnout.
Voting matters.
✊🇵🇱 🇪🇺

seb_tmg,
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@fkamiah17 So true! Just too bad most of the policies are decided upon or heavily influenced by the EU these days, an institution that in turn is heavily influenced by commercial interests from big companies.

Gladso,
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@fkamiah17 Turn out is key.
Just look at what happened in Louisiana.

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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Best placard I've seen for a while.

grs,

@fkamiah17 Let’s start by having an open door policy with Columbia…

blingoali,

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One boost just isn't enough 😄

fkamiah17, to random
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WEEK 30: Just a member of staff at Indiana university escorting two snipers to the roof of an administration building.

#FreePalestine

johan,
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@fkamiah17 Unbelievable. What I just cannot understand is how people involved cannot see how disproportionate the measures are compared to the actions of the people being watched/suppressed/... Does nobody validate their actions against principles anymore? Have we degraded to: I do not like your opinion, so any measure is allowed?

GabeMoralesVR,
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@fkamiah17 There were snipers at the university of texas the other day on the tower. Which, you know, considering the history of the university and sniper killing people from that tower, is fucking disgusting.

fkamiah17, to random
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WEEK 30: Protesters call for the resignation of Netanyahu in Tel Aviv last night. The demonstration was so big it stretched either side of a bridge. Pictures show both sides.

Another huge crowd on the other side of the bridge

PadreWil,
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@fkamiah17 The message from people around the world is clear to Natanyahu ....... or SHOULD be. GET OUT !!!! STOP the slaughter of innocent people !! SHAME on you Netanyahu ...... SHAME on this war monger .

zdl,
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@fkamiah17 I think this is the first time I've seen a "both sides" report I liked!

fkamiah17, to uk
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Very British Signage - Pest Control
h/t No Context Brits

happyborg,
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@fkamiah17 please can someone do a sign like this which my dog can read? 🤷‍♂️

vfrmedia,
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@happyborg @fkamiah17

In the early 2000s I saw a picture of a Perros "NO" sign in some park in Mexico, which had been placed at dog height (presumably some of the dogs there can read) 😁 🐶

fkamiah17, to random
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A little light relief for all of you who've not heard about this.

velobetty,
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@fkamiah17 He lives in Croydon!

andrewfeeney,
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fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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CaptainJanegay,
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@fkamiah17 Went to check Vonny aka Jean Hatchet's Twitter to see what the other candidates said, and she's not on Twitter any more! Where do we think she's gone - spinster, truth.social, 8kun?

Leave it to this asshole to make me consider voting for a Lib Dem for the first time since my inaugural bad vote in 2010.

fkamiah17,
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@CaptainJanegay Oh really? I didn't bother checking tbh.
😂

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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😂😂😂
h/t christhebarker on the other place

fkamiah17, to random
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So it seems that there's an avalanche of people cancelling their subscription to the New York Times, since it was discovered that their story about October 7 was written by someone who had previously been in the IDF.
If you want to do the same, here's a template letter being circulated by Writers Against the War on Gaza.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1soDrQL38RxB144WQCwlVos55GWWFQruzSw8-p5BWTQU/edit?pli=1

nedhamson1,
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@fkamiah17 I left my NYT 30 year subscription several months ago over this and pro-Trump coverage.

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