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im a developer, hacker, game modder, VR enthusiast, & i make silly programs for old tech. level 5 ghidra mage. least annoying macos user

big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it (wii, xbox 360, old macs). i am very silly but i post about the nerd stuff i get up to as well. im not perfect, but trying to be better.

i play fortnite and rock band and other video games too, and i post cringe about them. i also love music.

don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you

"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - https://wetdry.world/@w
"has that game hacking rizz" - https://coolmathgam.es/@notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - https://wetdry.world/@lexd0g

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In the UK, due to cultural norms there is a slightly different standard for device connectivity known as "Universal Serial Double-Decker Bus" (USDDB).

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so on , rather than going with the well-documented and defined webfinger protocol, behind the .well-known directory, decided to make their own shit for verifying domains via HTTP.

thus, somebody took the S3 bucket name "xrpc" and now is s3.amazonaws.com on the platform

going great

https://bsky.ipg.gay/profile/s3.amazonaws.com/post/3juud6zh5ur2n

screenshot of a Bluesky post where somebody has taken the domain s3.amazonaws.com, saying "Hello it's me your good friend Amazon S3" earlier in the thread, somebody with a domain ending with translate.goog is saying "I wonder who's gonna be the first to get a handle on a domain they don't actually own..."

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May I offer you a can of Windows Home Server in these trying times?

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Remember What They Took From You.

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TROUT
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I COULD DO WITHOUT
SALMON
I'M TALKING TO YOU
SALMON

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this is my legacy

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just remembered the time i managed to convince some of my american friends into thinking all british electronics and internet were disabled during the mourning period and i was only able to talk because i was using a VPN

Another screenshot showing confused replies of people asking if what I just posted was real, one saying "I THOOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE"

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what the fuck is this new button in the Mastodon admin panel?!

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Get in the WindowsMobile

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thanks Bill!

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if it walks like malware and talks like malware, license it to game publishers and call it an anti-cheat solution

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ffmpeg have never been more real

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BORN TO XMPP
XML IS A FUCK
Federate Em All 1999
I am Jabber man
410,757,864,530 SENT STANZAS

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We need more people with bad internet. Im talking bird shit on the satellite dish type networking. We dialing in on a chewed up phone line. Call it espionage the way im dropping these packets. Baud rate tied to my hearts BPM. Im starting a small business on McDonalds Free Wi-Fi. I dont send JSON, I give my buddy Jason a call and he gets it where its going. Im moving different. Lag so bad the opps think Im teleporting. My downloads arrive on a UPS delivery schedule. Got a router running off three triple-A batteries. We rigged up wifi with walkie talkies.

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this new twitter logo is so ugly 😭

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Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see this new fedi profile...

Look at that subtle small instance domain. The tasteful content warnings on it. Oh my God, they even have alt text...

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leave it to Microsoft to give you a free trial of 0-days

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Disable the security feature. It will not reduce the security of your device.

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sometimes i look at all my xbox 360s and wonder if im gonna get into heaven

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