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noodlejetski

@noodlejetski@masto.ai

technology hipster.
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noodlejetski, to random
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the company managing the building I rent a flat in sometimes comes up with some pseudosocial/activist initiatives that make me roll my eyes when I read the announcements.

this time however, it's got its use. to celebrate EARTH DAY, they're making a contest with rewards for the apartment that will have used the least water in the next month.

completely unrelated: I'm moving to another city for the next two months while keeping this lease.

noodlejetski,
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some of their previous initiatives:

let's celebrate a Neighbour Day! :3 :3 :3 we'll put out some deckchairs in front of the building and provide free coffee so that you can hang around and get to know your neighbours better <3 <3 <3 <3 see you all on Wednesday... 9 am to 2 pm.

noodlejetski,
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it's International Day of Peace! we're all aware of the dire situation of our neighbours behind the eastern border :((((( and because of that, we invite you all to join us in planting trees for peace in our building's garden tomorrow <3 <3 <3 <3

noodlejetski,
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@crusom work thing. Byt( * )m

bisonrimant, to art French
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noodlejetski,
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@bisonrimant @babe you've GOT to check out the cheeks on that thing

stavvers, to random
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imo banning tiktok would be net good as it would get gen z/alpha learning how to use a vpn and from there open up boundless possibilities of accessing the internet through means other than a string of disparate proprietary apps

noodlejetski,
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@stavvers as long as they don't gravitate towards Free VPN - Fast & Private Top Speed Fast 2024

repeattofade, to random
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noodlejetski,
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@repeattofade oh good I was about to ping you in there

tomgwynplaine, to wroclaw Polish
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noodlejetski,
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@tomgwynplaine ลผe nadal Jack Nippleroar, czy coล› wiฤ™cej?

noodlejetski,
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sysek, to random Polish
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dobry wieczรณr, czy mnie sล‚ychaฤ‡?

noodlejetski,
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@sysek zaleลผy kto pyta

rysiek, to random
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given enough time, every cryptocurrency tends towards shitcoin

noodlejetski,
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@rysiek enshitticoination

vadim, to random
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Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do hats fit

Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do hats fit my frog
Do hats fit my frog
Do hats fit my frog or do they fit my dog

noodlejetski,
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noodlejetski, to random Polish
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siedzฤ™ w przedziale w pociฤ…gu

OBOK PANI Z PIESKIEM

PIESEK W POCIฤ„GU

noodlejetski,
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PIESEK

noodlejetski,
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@szescstopni maล‚e piฤ…tkowe bล‚ogosล‚awieล„stwa!

noodlejetski,
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pociฤ…g dotarล‚ do celu 10 minut wczeล›niej, widzฤ™ tylko jedno logiczne wytล‚umaczenie.

lukem, to random
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Good morning. Please don't let Friday get dragged into pointless discussions with conspiracy theorists. Thank you.

noodlejetski,
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@lukem love me a juicy subtoot.

wojciech_space, to linux Polish
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Dobry wieczรณr, Krzysztof Ibisz, witam Paล„stwa bardzo serdecznie w "Awanturze o Linuxa"! Kategoria: distro do skonfigurowania pod web dev przez weekend. Biorฤ™ po 200 MB z torrenta kaลผdej druลผyny i sล‚ucham Paล„stwa:

noodlejetski,
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stfn, to random
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Ej ej, pamiฤ™tacie tฤ™ scenฤ™ z Matrixa o tym ลผe ludzie stali siฤ™ bateriami?

Skoro ludzki metabolizm byล‚ ลบrรณdล‚em energii to moลผna powiedzieฤ‡ ลผe to byล‚y baterie

Jelitowe-jonowe

noodlejetski,
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@stfn moลผna teลผ siฤ™ powstrzymaฤ‡ od powiedzenia tego

aral, to Israel
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โ€œIsrael is killing people based on being in the same Whatsapp group as a suspected militant. Where are they getting this data? Is WhatsApp sharing it?โ€

โ€ชhttps://blog.paulbiggar.com/meta-and-lavender/

I feel we have to make this relevant to USians given how low the exchange rate of Palestinian lives to the US Dollar is: Think of it this way, this probably means your credit score is also affected by the people in your WhatsApp groups.

(So, do we finally have your attention?)๐Ÿคž

noodlejetski, (edited )
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@aral https://mapstodon.space/@fionag11/112292447957291915

(of course, there's plenty other reasons to leave Whatsapp for Signal or Matrix)

szern, to random Polish
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Byฤ‡ moลผe ktoล› byล‚by zainteresowany pracฤ… pszczelarza w... Omanie:

โ€ข Job Title: Beekeeper
โ€ข Location: Barka, Oman, approximately 100 km away from Muscat.
โ€ข Salary: 1700 OMR per month
โ€ข Benefits: Staff accommodations provided on the farm, accommodation is situated next to the farm, eliminating the need for vehicles, visa sponsorship, food provisions included
โ€ข Relocation assistance will be provided, covering visa processing and a joining ticket from the nearest international airport.

noodlejetski,
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@szern 18 koล‚a?!

mgorny, to android Polish
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Apka "Portal Pasaลผera" to szczytowe osiฤ…gniฤ™cie polskiej inลผynierii.

To oficjalna aplikacja #PKP #PLK, czyli spรณล‚ki odpowiedzialnej za sieฤ‡ kolejowฤ…. To jedyna apka z dostฤ™pem do oficjalnego rozkล‚adu jazdy z bieลผฤ…cymi zmianami i informacjami o opรณลบnieniach. No i jak na monopolistฤ™ przystaล‚o, PLK strzeลผe dostฤ™pu do danych, nasyล‚ajฤ…c na "konkurencjฤ™" policjฤ™ โ€” a przez konkurencjฤ™, mam tu na myล›li osoby, ktรณre niekomercyjnie tworzฤ… darmowe apki, bez reklam.

Ale wracajฤ…c do tematu: to apka, ktรณrฤ… otwierasz, kiedy potrzebujesz szybko sprawdziฤ‡ godzinฤ™ odjazdu albo opรณลบnienie. Jednakลผe:

  1. Poprzedniฤ… instancjฤ™ ubiล‚ juลผ #Android, z jakiegoล› powodu.
  2. Nowa uruchamia siฤ™ 20 sekund!
  3. Przy okazji decyduje, ลผe to ล›wietny moment, by zaktualizowaฤ‡ listฤ™ stacji.
  4. Musisz na nowo wprowadziฤ‡ zapytanie.
  5. W miฤ™dzyczasie gubisz zasiฤ™g, i juลผ nie jest w stanie pobraฤ‡ danych.

#kolej

noodlejetski,
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@mgorny dlatego otwieram รณw portal w Firefoksie (z uBlock Origin)

Lukem_pl, to random Polish
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noodlejetski,
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@Lukem_pl kompletna lista osรณb, ktรณre o to prosiล‚y:

โ€ข

bfaliszek, to random Polish
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Ale bydle

noodlejetski,
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@bfaliszek biblijnie akuratny ruter

mgorny, to random Polish
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Chciaล‚bym w koล„cu przenieล›ฤ‡ prywatnฤ… pocztฤ™ poza GMaila. Tak wiฤ™c, Fedi, jakiego dostawcฤ™ poczty polecicie?

Potrzebujฤ™:

โ€ข coล› rozsฤ…dnie profesjonalnego (ลผebym nie musiaล‚ siฤ™ martwiฤ‡, ลผe mi nagle zablokujฤ… konto w imiฤ™ "bezpieczeล„stwa", albo bฤ™dฤ™ gubiล‚ maile)
โ€ข darmowe albo bardzo tanie (odpowiednie dla osoby bez dochodu, ลผeby nie miaล‚a poczucia winy za wyrzucanie pieniฤ™dzy na luksusy)
โ€ข obsล‚ugฤ™ wล‚asnej domeny + catch-all (chcฤ™ byฤ‡ w stanie na bieลผฤ…co podawaฤ‡ unikalne adresy e-mail)
โ€ข prawdziwe wsparcie IMAP (bez wymogu uruchamiania specjalnych aplikacji)

noodlejetski,
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@timorl @htkszt @mgorny Proton ma, Tuta nie.

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