pludikovsky

yurnidiot, 1 day ago to random

can't tell me this isn't skilled labor 🥑💨

woman packing avocados in a box by tossing them from one hand to the other rapidly without looking at the catching hand

moment_magazin, 20 hours ago to random German

Die Beschäftigten verdienen einfach zu viel, die Löhne seien "das Hauptproblem" bei der Inflation.

So zumindest sieht es die ÖVP-Abgeordnete Jeitler-Cincelli in einer Rede im Nationalrat. An dieser ist so ziemlich alles falsch. Wir machen den Faktencheck:

https://www.moment.at/story/loehne-inflation-oevp-jeitler-kommentar/

GreenSky, 1 day ago to random German

jk, 1 day ago to random

me: hmm let’s have a look, which library should i use?

library A: it’s 1c1h. one c file, one header file

library B: to build this repo you need to install GluoOn, a fork of MoonOn, a build system based on the Ploob ecosystem. Edit the Ploob intermediates for your platform and include them in the XJAMELLE files. XJAMELLE is a post-Turing-complete configuration solution based on JSON, YAML and XML. To get familiar with the language, i recommend these books: note that these are affiliate links,

blinry, 2 days ago to random

Presenting: Regexle, a wordle-like game for nerds 🤓

Guess the secret regular expression by testing strings against it!

@piko and I might be two years late with this project, but here we go!

:yayblob: https://regexle.ithea.de :yayblob:

scott, 2 days ago to random

We need to stop making sci-fi until tech bros can learn the difference between a warning and an aspiration.

AntennaPod, 2 days ago to random

AntennaPod has been growing for well over a decade, lead by several main developers. With contributions from many, the code structure grew more and more complex. The past three years we spent restructuring code to make our beloved app clean, lean, and ready for the future. All while releasing new features and fixes! Learn more about why we started this endeavour and see the difference for yourself 👇

https://antennapod.org/blog/2024/05/modernizing-the-code-structure

Volksverpetzer, 3 days ago to random German

Liebe Rechte, die ihr so schadenfroh seid wegen Volksverpetzer

Wir zahlen viel lieber Steuern an den deutschen Staat, als Schmiergeld aus Russland zu nehmen!

Wir kämpfen lieber für tausende kleine Abonnenten, anstatt uns zu Abhängigen von Milliardären zu machen!

Wir werden so lange weitermachen mit dem Kampf gegen Desinformation, bis es uns nicht mehr braucht!

18+ leyrer, 3 days ago to random

Trololo! I love it!

Die SPÖ hat sich die Rechte an Websites gesichert, die sonst wohl der FPÖ zugeordnet würden. Unter Fpö.eu und Vilimsky.eu sind daher nicht wie zu erwarten freiheitliche Inhalte zu finden, sondern Konterfeis von SPÖ-Spitzenkandidat Andreas Schieder
https://orf.at/stories/3357663

Trololo is a video of the nationally-honored Russian singer Eduard Khil (AKA Edward Khill, Edward Hill) performing the Soviet-era pop song "I am Glad, 'cause I'm Finally Returning Back Home" (Russian: Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой).

tazgetroete, 3 days ago to random German

„Wenn ich anders gestrickt wäre, könnte ich vielleicht weitermachen, aber es ist total okay zu sagen: Hey, ich hab’s versucht, fünf Jahre sind eine lange Zeit und ich habe viel gelitten. Dieser Job ist einerseits so privilegiert und andererseits wirklich scheiße.“ 👉 https://taz.de/!6007467/

baldur, 5 days ago to random

One of the things that the Stack Overflow brouhaha demonstrates is that it doesn’t matter if a service was founded by people trusted by the community (Atwood and Spolsky) and was broadly community-led. If it’s a VC-funded startup, they will sell out their users at some point.

tbaldauf, 6 days ago to random

Journalist: "So what do you think long-distance air travel is going to look like in 2050?"

Climate Scientist laughs derisively: "By 2050, most long-distance holiday destinations will be uninhabitable, so I expect the majority of long-distance air traffic to be non-existent by 2050."

Phew. Hadn't heard it THAT bleakly during a live interview yet.

Nietzsxhe, 6 days ago to random German

Ja, tut mir echt leid, aber wir können uns keine Kindergrundsicherung leisten, wir müssen schließlich noch die Steuern für eines der größten Events der UMSATZSTÄRKSTEN SPORTART DER WELT erlassen. Ach und stellt bitte keine Fragen, ok ciao

wrzlbrnft, 5 days ago to random German

Wir haben dank #Nemo gestern im #ESC nun eine ähnliche Situation wie in Österreich anno 2014 mit Conchita Wurst.

Die Schweiz kann sich der Welt nun als superoffenes, wahnsinnig liberales Land präsentieren, stattdessen ist die SVP nach wie vor die wählerstärkste Partei (somit ähnliche Situation wie im verschnarcht-konservativen Nachbarland im Osten) und ein amtlicher Eintrag eines Eintrags für non-binäre u.ä. ist hier, im Gegensatz zu Österreich, nach wie vor NICHT möglich.

Denkt immer daran!

hexx, 5 days ago to random

lmaooo

the same cybertruck except photographed on the road from inside another vehicle. the spray painted "fuck you" is still there. there's a caption on the image that reads "it's not easy to remove these things when you can't wash your fuckin car"

kev, 5 days ago to tesla

Oldest son: Dad, are there any cars that have auto-pilot?

Me: Only #Tesla, but it doesn’t work very well.

Him: Why not?

Me: Because the man who invented Tesla told everyone it would work, so people tried it, and many crashed. Some even died.

Him: Woah! Is he in jail now then?

Me: Nope.

Him: Why not?!

Me: Because he’s the richest man in the world.

Him: Wow. He should really be in jail in for that.

Me: You’ll go far you, son.

pludikovsky, 5 days ago (edited 4 days ago) to random German

Nachdem die lieben Nachbarn die Umfrage¹ etwas überflutet haben noch mal geographisch eingeschränkt.

¹ https://chaos.social/@pludikovsky/112417193792085824

Wie sagt ihr zum Einzelbestandteil eines Paares Socken:

peterjelinek, 6 days ago to random German

China hat das erste vollelektrisches Containerschiff in Dienst genommen.

Das passiert, während einige Parteien im Europawahlkampf irgendwie versuchen, den Verbrenner am Leben zu halten.

Können wir mal über wirtschaftliche Notwendigkeiten reden? Danke.

https://www.heise.de/news/Mehr-als-50-000-kWh-China-stellt-vollelektrisches-Containerschiff-in-Dienst-9706598.html

seatek, 7 days ago to random

🙇‍♂️

#aurora

phoenyx, 6 days ago to random German

Irony included.

keepassxc, 7 days ago to random

Debian Users - Be aware the maintainer of the KeePassXC package for Debian has unilaterally decided to remove ALL features from it. You will need to switch to keepassxc-full to maintain capabilities once this lands outside of testing/sid.

leyrer, 7 days ago to random

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
— Douglas Adams, who died today, 23 years ago

Teryl_Pacieco, 7 days ago to writing

"Kitty has an itch!"

There was a crash as the cat skidded out of the room.

Last time it had heard that word, the next word it had heard was 'bath'.

It did not like bath.

"Oh you poor thing," said a pixie disguised as a dustbunny, "Look at all those tangles."

A good long brushing later, kitty looked pristine and didn't itch at all. The humans thought each other had bathed it.

As thanks, the cat fetched the best left socks.

#TootFic #MicroFition #Writing #TerylsTales #Caturday #UrbanFantasy

ncdominie, 8 days ago to random

xkcd 2347: cathedral edition.

estherschindler, 7 days ago to random

Overheard: TIL CISO does not stand for Corporate Incident Sacrificial Offering.