ajsadauskas,
@ajsadauskas@aus.social avatar

Elon lied about the monkeys — and he shouldn't be trusted to put his Neuralink chips in human brains.

"They are claiming they are going to put a safe device on the market, and that's why you should invest," Ryan Merkley at the Physicians Committee, told Wired. "And we see his lie as a way to whitewash what happened in these exploratory studies."

Really heartbreaking reading what happened to the monkeys.

People quite rightly think of Elizabeth Holmes as a fraud for making false medical claims about what the Theranos machines could do. So why aren't Elon's claims at Neuralink being held to the same level of scrutiny?

https://futurism.com/neoscope/terrible-things-monkeys-neuralink-implants

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dbc3,
@dbc3@mastodon.world avatar

@ajsadauskas
His claim that they were terminal anyway is based on the fact that they knew they would kill them all eventually.

Musk makes Josef Rudolf Mengele look like a saint. He is all the Bond villians rolled up into one.

punklawyer,
@punklawyer@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@ajsadauskas @technology

A bombastic dabbler, a monkey Mengele, not a serious scientist.

Dick,
@Dick@lemmy.world avatar

God is coming

clutchmatic,

I say let him do that and then let congress legislate this once the grim details of how the human subjects died creates a scandal and political unity across the aisle. It’s the American Way®

1847953620,

I’m not keen on letting people die just to test how much that level of money can minimize consequences

InputZero,

I don’t think many people are but enough are and they’re the ones with political influence. Not to defend Elizabeth Homes but why Elon Musk gets away with it is sexism, and being able to deliver on the odd promise then highlighting that success to cover for his failures. He’s done much worse but he’s given a pass because he presents the image of a male entrepreneur. Maybe not you or I but enough of those people with political influence are sexist and that’s why the hammer came down on Homes. They both deserve to face justice but only one did.

1847953620,

I’m also certain their gender is the only difference in premises, here.

/S

DeborahForPlus,
@DeborahForPlus@mas.to avatar

@ajsadauskas @technology

Didn't we already go through this with Whatsername and her fake blood tests?

plistig,

Didn’t we already go through this with Whatsername and her fake blood tests?

Maybe read more than the title before commenting? I know, it’s a novel concept.

People quite rightly think of Elizabeth Holmes as a fraud for making false medical claims about what the Theranos machines could do. So why aren’t Elon’s claims at Neuralink being held to the same level of scrutiny?

teuast,

I mean, to answer their question, yes.

I suspect they were well aware of that and were being tongue-in-cheek.

1847953620,

Monke forget.

noondlyt,
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

@ajsadauskas @autolycos @technology Because he has the most money. Because any who should hold him accountable have their hand in his pocket. Because he has government contracts with every single one of his businesses. He is a monster created by those who are supposed to protect us from the monsters. It is not remotely possible to control him. He is the worst case scenario.

Auzy,

Rather than admit his crappy submarine wouldn’t work after an expert diver told him, he called them a pedophile.

You’d be insane to listen to a guy who publicly refuses to listen to advice

InterSynth,
@InterSynth@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is literally Ryujin Industries.

Spzi,

Headline:

TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPENED TO MONKEYS AFTER GETTING NEURALINK IMPLANTS, ACCORDING TO VETERINARY RECORDS

What are these terrible things?

Up to a dozen monkeys suffered grisly fates after receiving a Neuralink implant, including brain swelling and partial paralysis.

First is the case of the monkey “Animal 20.” In December 2019, an internal part of the brain implant being inserted into the primate “broke off” during surgery. Later that night, the monkey scratched at the implant site, drawing blood, and yanked on the implant, partially dislodging it. Follow-up surgery discovered that the wound was infected, but that the placement of the implant prevented treatment. The monkey was euthanized the next month.

Before that, a female monkey designated “Animal 15” began to press her head against the ground after receiving the brain implant, pick at the site until it bled, and eventually lost coordination, shivering when personnel entered the room. Scientists discovered she had brain bleeding, and in March 2019, she too was euthanized.

The following year, a primate called “Animal 22” was put down in March 2020 after its brain implant became so loose that the screws attaching it to the skull “could easily be lifted out,” according to a necropsy report.

“The failure of this implant can be considered purely mechanical and not exacerbated by infection,” the necropsy states.

As Wired notes, that statement alone seemingly contradicts Musk’s claims that no monkeys directly died from Neuralink brain implants.

And so would the account of an ex-Neuralink employee, who told Wired that Musk’s claims that the monkeys were already terminally ill are “ridiculous,” even a “straight-up fabrication.”

“We had these monkeys for a year or so before any surgery was performed,” the ex-employee said.

The testimony of an anonymous scientist conducting research at CNPRC seems to corroborate the ex-employee’s allegations.

“These are pretty young monkeys,” they told the magazine. “It’s hard to imagine these monkeys, who were not adults, were terminal for some reason.”

worldsayshi,

Not only are monkeys as intelligent as small kids. All monkey species are at least a thousand times as rare as humans.

These experiments sound like they’ve been done by people who don’t know what they’re doing?

toy_boat_toy_boat,

Unfortunately, these experiments are being performed by people who know EXACTLY what they’re doing. We’re not in the 1940s any more. Fucking hell. If I had the personal power, I’d gladly rain holy hellfire upon these wholly inexcusable, inexorable, inexcrimentinable human fecal chunks.

Devcatdan,

Yeah those people suck… Um, listen… I kinda just need to know what inexcrimentinable is supposed to mean

toy_boat_toy_boat,

unshittable.

TehPers,

What the hell. I feel bad for reading that, holy crap. That’s some nightmare fuel.

RealGene,
@RealGene@mastodon.online avatar

@ajsadauskas @technology
The only reason something happened to Deep Voice Barbie was because some Very Important People were publicly embarrassed by their association with, and gullibility of her.

MargotRobbie,

Note to self: great idea for throwaway gag in inevitable sequel.

olireiv,
@olireiv@zeroes.ca avatar

@ajsadauskas @technology The same with and reactors, everybody know they are lying but banksters like them. They are all men fraudsters.

MiddledAgedGuy,

Whenever I see these Musk posts, I always think the title can usually be reduced to 3 or 4 words. In this case, “Elon shouldn’t be trusted”.

InternetUser2012,

‘Elon CAN’T be trusted.’

BaconIsAVeg,

Whenever I see these Musk posts, I always marvel at how people seem to think one man builds spaceships, programs self-driving cars, pushes all the buttons on Twitter, and does all the research himself on monkeys.

MiddledAgedGuy,

Also true.

Stuka,

I feel like this is all a given. How they’re legally able to proceed with human testing is just baffling to me.

InternetUser2012,

$$$$$$$$$

IHaveTwoCows,

He has advanced to full raging Bond villain

ShaggySnacks,

Bond villains are cool. Elon is not.

Auli,

Being rich nothing else matters in America.

SouthEndSunset,

Doesnt that guy lie about everything?

SinkingLotus,
@SinkingLotus@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone needs to start treating him with Bizarro rules.

kierkegaank,
@kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@ajsadauskas @technology i can’t believe elmo is scamming investors

again

this week

katzenberger,
@katzenberger@social.tchncs.de avatar

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  • Obi,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Just curious, did this comment originate from mastodon? (Reading this on Lemmy).

    katzenberger,
    @katzenberger@social.tchncs.de avatar
    Obi,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    The fediverse is beautiful ❤️

    ipkpjersi,

    It’s beautiful and confusing even though I am a programmer lol

    notst,
    soc_i_ety,
    @soc_i_ety@mstdn.ca avatar

    @ajsadauskas @technology

    Pure evil.

    :mastodon:

    some_guy,

    He’s a lying piece of shit. Full stop.

    drekly,

    What’s going on with all these @ tags

    agent_flounder,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

    Mastodon thread I am guessing…hadn’t seen that on lemmy before.

    JokeDeity,

    Same. I was pretty confused. Definitely more a fan of Reddit style (Lemmy) than Twitter style (Mastodon).

    BlazingFlames6073,
    @BlazingFlames6073@lemdro.id avatar

    Oh damn lol. I was so confused.

    Muun,

    Mastodon users .

    drekly,

    First time I’ve seen a post from that side of the verse. This seems pointless and harder to read than standard Lemmy 😅 I’m assuming the mastadon UI makes it make more sense.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/011dd9ef-6da8-4cd1-b3a3-8a9f337cc298.jpeg

    Omega_Haxors,

    That’s probably one of the biggest cancers of mastodon at the moment; because of the near-useless search functionality, you have to spam hashtags everywhere. Thankfully it’s being patched out but for the time being it’s just something you have to put up with.

    Muun,

    Cancer is a great way to describe it.

    HughJanus,

    Remember that time Elon said he totally was not going to ban a single specific person when he bought Twitter and then turned around and did exactly that just a few days later?

    PetrichorLove,

    @HughJanus @ajsadauskas and I adore your name, Hugh

    Thorny_Thicket, (edited )

    I wonder what you guys thought animal testing is about, if this is somehow surprising to you. This is just another day at the office for the people running these experiments. The issue is not “Elon doing animal testing” but animal testing in itself.

    However - if you think we shouldn’t do it then you should also be aware of the tradeoffs. Without this cruelty there’s no modern medicine either. Also, if you complain about this but eat meat then you’re a hypocrite.

    the_post_of_tom_joad,

    Read the article before commenting dude.

    Thorny_Thicket,

    What in my message indicates to you that I didn’t read it?

    collegefurtrader,

    You forgot to mindlessly bash Elon

    benhum,

    I don’t think the sentiment of this discussion is concern that this type of test happens. I think the concern is that the outcome of these tests has been misreported prior to beginning human trials.

    Auli,

    Well they didn’t handle the monkeys up to the standard they where supposed to. That is an issue. Also saying not one monkey died due to the implant is also false.

    notabird,

    Elon fanboys should be lining up to try this, right?

    linearchaos,
    @linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

    Some, perhaps many will, and without a second thought.

    Saneless,

    Yeah, the dumbest and worst people will be dying to get this. I don’t see a problem

    lightnsfw,

    Which is why I’m totally okay with it being allowed. If you’re stupid enough to get one then maybe we don’t need you around anymore.

    some_guy,

    Holy shit, please have them sign up in record numbers! This could turn out to be a service to humanity.

    funkless_eck,

    is it possible and or legal to sign up maliciously?

    morningrise,

    I think Elmo should just volunteer himself.

    antigravy,

    @ajsadauskas @technology
    We should have stopped Dr Evil before he got his phony doctorate.

    Ponygirl,
    @Ponygirl@mastodon.social avatar

    @ajsadauskas @technology Musk is trash.

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