downpunxx,
downpunxx avatar

Water is the main component of any and every beverage

Nougat,

Elemental mercury.

downpunxx,
downpunxx avatar

though can only be ingested once

LinusWorks4Mo,
LinusWorks4Mo avatar

that's exactly why this is the right answer

mlc894,

Not quite, actually! I mean, it’s not good for you, but once it’s in your digestive tract it mostly passes straight through rather than being absorbed. The vapor over the liquid is more dangerous, but once you’ve swallowed it that’s not a concern.

Nougat,

Based on the posed question and its limiting conditions, elemental mercury is a correct answer. Pure hydrogen peroxide or isopropyl alcohol would qualify, too.

If you include materials which are liquid outside of "room temperature," things like magma and liquid nitrogen would also be correct answers.

AshDene,
AshDene avatar

Olive oil?

You wouldn't live long, but compared to the other options you're listing...

davidgro,

Of the liquids you listed, I think the hydrogen peroxide would be the fastest and most flame-filled death, more than the magma.

100% H2O2 is Very much unlike the 3% kind that can be purchased at a store.
It might even explode, I know shipping tanks of it can and I think that’s usually under 100%.

jacktherippah,

Nougat is a Lemmy user, presenting to the emergency room unconscious

Nougat,

No I'm not.

davidgro,

Nougat is a Kbin user, presenting to the emergency room unconscious

Nougat,

Thank you.

alcasa,

Why not gallium

squaresinger,

You’ll drink this until the end of your life. Works the same with molten iron though.

BluesF,

I don’t actually thing you’d manage to swallow any of the molten iron…

squaresinger,

You’d just need one of these:

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/47ccfa76-5c2a-4900-bab0-eb7c1410ae6d.webp

You just need to get some into your mouth. It will do the swallowing on it’s own.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

Holy fuck, what is this from?

squaresinger,

It’s an old execution method, but they used molten lead or gold for it.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d like to know more. Do you know what it’s called?

squaresinger,

I do not, but this guy here was apparently the first one who was executed by this method: …wikipedia.org/…/Manius_Aquillius_(consul_101_BC)…

Empricorn,

I appreciate the creativity, but that is not a drink, good sir/madam…

Nougat,

I posit that any substance which can be ingested as a liquid by pouring it from a container into one's mouth (the act of "drinking") is, by definition, a "drink."

atimholt,

Supposedly, gallium is non-toxic, and liquid at body temperature (though not room temperature).

Empricorn,

I think you replied to the wrong comment. Mercury is absolutely toxic. There’s no safe quantity at all that you can ingest…

ForestOrca,
ForestOrca avatar

always gave me a heavy feeling in the pit of my stomach.

li10,

True, but at the same time you know exactly what OP means with this question.

DarraignTheSane,

I don’t think OP knows what they mean with this question. The top two ‘serious’ answers are coffee and tea, which is just “hot water with shit mixed in”. Anything you drink is water with shit mixed in. Any answer that isn’t “water with shit mixed in” means you die, either within months or minutes. Most answers that are “water with shit mixed in” would still kill you fairly quickly if that’s all you ever drank.

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    GizmoLion avatar

    LMAO What a take! Thanks for the laugh.

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  • queermunist,
    @queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

    If I ask anyone for a glass of water, they’re going to get me the same thing because they know what I mean. No one is going to get me a glass of orange juice or tea or 7up, even though that’s technically also water.

    You know what OP means. You’re being ridiculous.

    snowe,
    @snowe@programming.dev avatar

    so then do you agree that they wouldn’t bring you lemon water or cucumber water? clearly you didn’t ask for those. but OP explicitly calls those out as ‘no goofs’. so where’s the line?

    queermunist,
    @queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

    They obviously wouldn’t, they’d just bring tap water or bottled water or something. What are you even talking about.

    snowe,
    @snowe@programming.dev avatar

    The whole point of this conversation is that OP is excluding drinks on some arbitrary line that no one else understands. If lemon water isn’t allowed then what is?

    queermunist,
    @queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

    OP is excluding drinks that aren’t regular water, this isn’t complicated.

    If you went to a restaurant and asked for water, what would they give you? Probably something from the tap, or a bottle, or a purified pitcher. Maybe mineral water, but that’s as much additive as you’re going to get. It wouldn’t even be sparkling, and they’re certainly not going to give you milk and smugly tell you “well TECHKNIQUELLY its water!” you damn dork. You know what OP means, you’re being ridiculous.

    zagaberoo,

    It sounds like you agree, though.

    Cucumber water is not what you’d expect when asking for water, yet OP excludes it as being invalid for being equivalent to water. So where is the line?

    Tea is absolutely my non-troll answer, but how different is that really from cucumber water in this context?

    queermunist,
    @queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

    Wait, fuck, I misread the OP

    Now I’m the dork! 😱

    zagaberoo,

    This is a highly dorky thread, really 😁

    snowe,
    @snowe@programming.dev avatar

    If you’re in other countries they most definitely will give you sparkling water if you don’t clarify you want water ‘sans’ carbonation.

    DarraignTheSane,

    Sure, added that note in an edit. There’s no answer here that doesn’t result in your early death.

    LanternEverywhere,

    This is not true. Coffee is a mild diuretic, but the amount of water you consume along with it is way way more than the amount of water that the caffeine induces you to pee out.

    Hypx,
    Hypx avatar

    I'm curious how far you can take this. Can you drink only espressos and still get hydrated?

    brewbellyblueberry,

    Quick someone call Bear Grylls or someone.

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  • LanternEverywhere,

    Then i don't understand your argument. There's nothing stopping you from drinking as much coffee as you need to get your water

    parrot-party,
    parrot-party avatar

    Dude. Yes they have some small diuretic effects but tea and coffee are overwhelmingly hydrating. It's just not a good idea to mainline that much caffeine for heart reasons.

    LanternEverywhere,

    The point of OP's question is clear. He's referring to a drink that has sensory qualities that are clearly distinct from plain water. Water with a spritz of lemon still reads as water. As a loose guideline this is like anything you'd order as "water with x" or "x water", like cucumber water. Coffee clearly doesn't fit into that category, it has sensory qualities that are very different than water with x in it.

    SeeJayEmm,
    @SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org avatar

    Speak for yourself. “Cucumber water” does not have the same “sensory qualities” as water unless taste doesn’t count as a sense.

    li10,

    I think OP knows exactly what they mean, I think if you asked a five year old they’d know what they mean.

    Yet for some reason, some people are completely missing the point of a very simple question which boils down to “if you couldn’t drink regular water, what would you have instead”…

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    @SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org avatar

    Garbage in, garbage out. It’s a dumb question. There’s no high road to be taken here.

    snowe,
    @snowe@programming.dev avatar

    And yet the main answer in this thread is “tea” which is clearly just water with leaves in it. Why is that different than water with lemons in it? Just because you didn’t have a problem with the question doesn’t mean the question doesn’t have major problems. You just didn’t notice the problems.

    snowe,
    @snowe@programming.dev avatar

    That’s not “exactly” what they mean, as the difference between what you think they’re saying and other commenters think is clearly different. Is la croix or bubbly allowed? If not then what about a hard seltzer? If those are allowed then why isn’t lemon water allowed? If those aren’t allowed then where is the line? Gatorade is seltzer water without the bubbles and with electrolytes. It’s clear that OP’s question was not well thought out, hence why so many people here have a problem with it.

    hglman,

    A friend had to read a paper about what people called water vs. how much water made up the substance. So like pond water has less water than tea, we call one water one tea. Truly thrilling research.

    snowe,
    @snowe@programming.dev avatar

    do you have a link to the paper? I want to read it

    hglman,

    This was a very long time ago; I do not.

    _comfortablyAverage_,

    r/technicallythetruth

    ancientwoodsy,

    Coffee

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    P I S S

    lemmefixdat4u,

    OK Bear Grylls

    Porcupine,

    My heart says unsweetened black iced tea, but after a bout of kidney stones I guess I’d have to go with an iced herbal tea. Maybe something minty.

    jossbo,
    @jossbo@lemmy.ml avatar

    Wait what why would unsweetened black iced tea be bad for kidney stones??

    Porcupine,

    Unfortunately black tea is high in oxalate, which in excess amounts can cause calcium-oxalate stones (the most common type of kidney stones). It’s recommended that kidney stoners keep their daily oxalate intake below 50mg, and a cup of black tea can have up to 15mg.

    jossbo,
    @jossbo@lemmy.ml avatar

    Oh man, that’s a dilemma. I’ve had a kidney stone, so I know that they are agony. But I’m English! I can’t just not drink tea!

    Porcupine,

    Do you add milk to your tea? When oxalate is consumed with calcium, it binds in the bowel and the calcium-oxalate is passed through the stool. When you consume oxalate without calcium, your body leeches calcium from your bones and it binds in the kidney, creating stones. So just try to have a bit of calcium-rich food with your tea. 😊

    The only foods that should be avoided 100% are spinach, almonds, and rhubarb. The oxalate content in those foods is insane. Like five almonds has 110mg oxalate! That’s why a lot of people who go on diets get kidney stones. They think they’re being healthy by eating big handfuls of spinach and almonds, and then wind up in the hospital.

    jossbo,
    @jossbo@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yep I take milk, no sugar, thanks. If you’re pitting the kettle on, like.

    Thanks, didn’t know most of this! Sad about spinach, and i guess i will have to limit the amount of my mum’s homemade rhubarb ice cream that I eat, although I guess the cream would help?

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Honeybush tea. It’s an herbal tea from South Africa that tastes like honey…

    HellAwaits,

    Water isn’t allowed.

    Y-you DO realize you’re cutting out every drink in existence? This isn’t fun at all lol

    Eufalconimorph,

    Well, you can drink most liquids that don’t contain water exactly once in your life, so you may as well pick the one that’ll kill you in the least painful manner possible.

    feedum_sneedson,

    Did you just type a stutter?

    Numuruzero,

    N-no…

    tsuica,
    @tsuica@lemmy.ml avatar

    Odourless, tasteless, colorless, uncarbonated soda pop.

    iesou,

    👍

    BaconIsAVeg,

    So, American beer?

    wrinkletip,

    Beer, obviously.

    Akareth,

    Beer is mostly water.

    electrorocket,

    Brewski beers in my mojo dojo casa house.

    erin,

    “You don’t have to say dojo and house- -and casa”

    timkmz,

    Was searching for this one!

    Threkin,

    Irn bru

    penguin,

    How different from water does it have to be? Just not in the title?

    Because both something like sparkling water and juice are basically water.

    But I already pretty much only drink sparkling water so I’ll pick that one if it’s allowed (if the spirit of your question is “no flat water”).

    SeeJayEmm,
    @SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org avatar

    Sparkling water is where my head went too. What if you’re stuck with one flavor tho?

    penguin,

    Plain sparkling water. It’s already my favourite one. I drink it by the pallet.

    ArchmageAzor,
    @ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world avatar

    Milk

    I’ll be the strongest mf in the skeleton war

    JackGreenEarth,

    Milk is 70% water

    Jakylla,
    @Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Actually all drinks are 70+% water I suppose, if not, you call them not “drinks” but “stew” or “paste”, or even drier: “sand”

    Edit: Nevermind, thought about 30+% alchools, having by definition less than 70% water 😅

    ArchmageAzor,
    @ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world avatar

    Newsflash, all drinks are mostly water

    electrorocket,

    Except for Bacardi 151.

    Toribor,
    @Toribor@corndog.social avatar

    Make sure you learn archery so that you can at least be an archery skeleton instead of a skeleton infantry plebe.

    Grandsinge,

    Milk, the best way to hydrate.

    CADmonkey,

    If water isn’t allowed, what does one drink? Everything we drink has water in it.

    Darkwatch00,

    Coffee. Coffee is my life blood.

    SignorPao,

    Isn’t coffee (and tea) technically dirty water?

    YodaDaCoda,
    @YodaDaCoda@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Maaate everything you drink is dirty water.

    Pantsofmagic,

    You and me both brother. You should see the looks I get sipping coffee while mowing the lawn on a hot summer’s day.

    taiyang,

    I also choose coffee. I will certainly die but I’ll die happy.

    SmoothSurfer,

    Kephir

    spiderman,

    Apple juice with a good amount of milk.

    UwixTheWizard,

    Wait… is the milk separate or mixed with the apple juice?

    spiderman,

    mixed

    UwixTheWizard,

    Huh… I’ve never heard of that being done. I’ll have to give it a shot

    juliebean,

    when i was a kid, milk and apple juice were my two favorite drinks, so one time, i mixed them. it was a bad time.

    spiderman,

    The amount of mixture is important. If it’s proper, trust me you will like it.

    MrSelatcia,

    I do not trust you

    deepfriedchril,

    Please provide measurements.

    spiderman,

    You can slice one or two apples, add two tea spoons of sugar, and two cups of milk and just grind it in a mixer ig?

    scrypt,

    wtf

    spiderman,

    Idk whether I am phrasing it wrongly but you just cut some apple, add some sugar and milk and start the mixer and yeah, the juice will be good.

    scrypt,

    nah not phrasing it wrong i don’t think! i don’t mean to hate. i’ve never heard of that before and would never have thought to add those ingredients together but i’m sure it’s good if made properly

    spiderman,

    Yeah they are actually good. There are lots of videos on YouTube for making that.

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