RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Chocolate Mousse is really just Chocolate Mayonnaise.

MennoWolff,
@MennoWolff@ohai.social avatar

@RickiTarr
Look, in order for it to be called chocolate mousse it has to be made in, and with ingredients from, a specific region in France.
Otherwise it's just sparkling chocolate mayonnaise.

YadyO,
@YadyO@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr
I love the way your mind works 😅😘

bluecaller,
@bluecaller@urusai.social avatar

@RickiTarr

fact checks... oh my god

farah,
@farah@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr You’ve unleashed the Kraken there, Ricki!

I don’t have any opinion but damn, all the replies you’re getting are making me cackle like a hyena. 😂🤣

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@farah I love it lol

autolycos,
@autolycos@med-mastodon.com avatar

@RickiTarr lite Choco mayo

ccdudley85,
@ccdudley85@mastodon.world avatar

@autolycos @RickiTarr With imitation bacon bits.

autolycos,
@autolycos@med-mastodon.com avatar

@ccdudley85 @RickiTarr add pistachios and pineapple and you will have one hell of a Methodist salad

blogdiva,
@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr who hurt you?!?!

Amy Pohler from Parks & Recreation saying, "Go to the corner and thing about what you've done"

gizmomathboy,
@gizmomathboy@mastodon.xyz avatar

@RickiTarr go look at the chocolate mousse recipe in the Art of French Cooking by Julia Child :-)

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@gizmomathboy Bahaha, totally making that

olav,
@olav@theweird.space avatar

@RickiTarr if you call it chocolate aioli it gets all fancy and people pay extra for it

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@olav Oh good point

asalerno1964,
@asalerno1964@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr
I was going to scream "no, it cannot be" at you but....

https://www.foodrepublic.com/1526666/chocolate-mousse-origin-mayonnaise/

Thanks for providing me information I may now use to gross out my family

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@asalerno1964 OMG LOL

justafrog,
@justafrog@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr I'm not gonna stop people from putting the "wrong" condiment on things.

You want a burger with chocolate mousse? A sandwich? A potato salad?

All fine, so long as you enjoy it.

oz,
@oz@mastodonsweden.se avatar

@RickiTarr I'll get back to you on that after I compare.

elverkonge,
@elverkonge@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

<Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave.gif>

MarkRDavid,
@MarkRDavid@wandering.shop avatar

@RickiTarr

Why is it that - even though I know this to be true - it makes me go "Eww" ?

Flux,
@Flux@wandering.shop avatar

@RickiTarr and your point? Yum.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Flux It's delicious

ParadeGrotesque,
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr

Which simply means you have never had real chocolate mousse.

I mean, the REAL thing, something that is so fluffy and delicious, it melts gently in your mouth, like a nice little chocolate cloud.

And then it hits you with the bitterness of a thousand breakups, because it is FREAKING DARK CHOCOLATE!

Then, you recover from that hit and you are hooked for life.

And right after that, you realize you have eaten the whole thing.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@ParadeGrotesque Y'all this is a joke, but it's literally called Chocolate Mayonnaise because it's made basically the same way as mayo

https://www.foodrepublic.com/1526666/chocolate-mousse-origin-mayonnaise/

Trust me I've eaten plenty of mousse

ParadeGrotesque,
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr

Maybe, but right now I have to fight the urge to buy organic chocolate mousse.

And it's all your fault! 😂

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@ParadeGrotesque Just make it!

ParadeGrotesque,
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr

And NOW I have to buy 16 packs of dark chocolate! You are not helping! 😂

toxy,
@toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se avatar

@RickiTarr @ParadeGrotesque I need little excuse for Swedish Chef.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RVsfvbZTBzU

sashin,
@sashin@veganism.social avatar

@RickiTarr What does this mean?? Is toothpaste mint mayonnaise? Could you have subbed mayonnaise there with literally anything creamy?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@sashin So a mousse is an acid (chocolate), fat (whipped cream), and an emulsifier (eggs) that you use to create a fluffy suspension, and so is mayonnaise, lemon juice/vinegar, oil, and eggs. But mostly I'm just being silly.

sashin,
@sashin@veganism.social avatar

@RickiTarr I am so happy that there is a method to the apparent madness!

Diamondjoy,
@Diamondjoy@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr
Sacrelige. It's chocolate. 'Nuff said. 😁

Would you put it on a ham sandwich with whipped cream?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Diamondjoy Mayo is also whipped fat and eggs lol

natureworks,
@natureworks@mas.to avatar

@RickiTarr
Oh my! Does mayo have bubbles? 🤔
@lisamelton

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@natureworks @lisamelton Of course, it's a suspension, just like mousse

CoachMark,
@CoachMark@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr Stop that!

emmreef,
@emmreef@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr

Neat_hot,
@Neat_hot@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr But would you put it on fries‽

stephanie,
@stephanie@ottawa.place avatar

@RickiTarr Don't you dare ruin chocolate mousse for me

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@stephanie It's still delicious

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