mentallyalex, to random
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People ask me, Alex... what does your day look like? What adventures and grand escapes are you undertaking.

When they ask those questions I scoff. First starters... who talks like that? Seriously. Grand escapes? I need to make up more believable people.

Secondly, licks peanut butter spoon I'm just like you.

mumbles something through peanut butter mouth

mentallyalex, to random
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If the error messages understand I need the dependency why can't they go get them.

mentallyalex, to random
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I don't believe this coupon will exactly help recover my relationship with my mother, Red Robin. How are your staff with summoning circles?

mentallyalex, to random
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I have been out of the game for a while, so perhaps you can help me.
When you meet someone and would like to be friends with them...how soon do you express your undying loyalty and compulsion to be loved at all costs?

Is that a day 2 thing?

The line in this store is moving quickly so I would appreciate your hasty response

mentallyalex,
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I forgot to add the hashtag but I figured since I implied I was in public, you knew it was a fantastic tale.

mentallyalex, to random
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"This morning Zara cat has been roaming and purring and calling out as she runs through the house.

I'm going to pet her tummy and see what happens."

  • Eulogy Alex

mentallyalex, to random
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"Wait, your last name is Smithson?"
"Dude, why do you think everyone calls me Smitty?"
"It...was your name?"

I didn't want to piggy back on your post @GayDeceiver but it made me chuckle inwardly.

FlagrantError, to random
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My wife didn’t really enjoy the Bad Religion phase of our drive home.

mentallyalex,
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@FlagrantError so you're feeling unimportant? Cause you've...got nothing to say?

I mean, slumber will come soon. So that's nice?

mentallyalex, to random
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Side note, my latest lengthy post has been liked EXCLUSIVELY by Alex's.

The Alexening might be over tweaked, I should tell the council.

the_etrain, to random
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Happy Jury Selection Day to all those whose delay tactics have run out!

mentallyalex,
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@the_etrain but you can spend the day loudly judging everyone around you until the judge asks if you are serious and then he tells you to leave!

:blobcatlaugh:

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Thinking about becoming a hipster

mentallyalex,
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@TheBreadmonkey I have all these vinyls I was just about to throw out to make room for my new Alexa. :blobcatsip:

Did that give you a rash?

tayfonay, to random
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Opened my mail app and I guess I was going to email Jesus earlier but forgot to finish it

mentallyalex,
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@tayfonay I think I heard some others mentioned today was a good day. Apparently he's been offline but should be logged in again.

mentallyalex, to random
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Hi, my name is Alex but that is a shortname. It's short for Hypercatalexis which, as I am sure you can see, makes sense.

the_etrain, to random
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Many times, I post something and imagine somebody thinking "don't you hear how stupid this sounds?" Yes, I absolutely do.

mentallyalex,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Expectations of the experience shouldn't change just because I am the one saying things. I deserve to be shocked by what comes out of my mouth just as much as the next person...

@the_etrain

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I don't know why anyone would want to listen to the news first thing in the morning?

Why start your day with so much negativity? Give yourself a few hours to wake up and adjust to the day.

THEN bombard your mind with the atrocities of life.

mentallyalex,
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@Mrfunkedude if we don't check instantly, how will we see if anyone liked us while we slept? :blobcat_nervoussweat:

GayDeceiver, to random
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The computing power in a single cell phone is greater than the entire computing power utilized to place a man on the moon ...

mentallyalex,
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@GayDeceiver which was twice as much computing power as Beckifer used to lead this call.
:blobcateyes2:

GayDeceiver, to superbowl
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social avatar

“WE ARE STILL FEELING THE REPERCUSSIONS OF THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF MEDICI!”

mentallyalex,
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

@GayDeceiver AND SHE SAID THAT IS WHY I DON'T NEED TO WORK NO MORE

GayDeceiver, to random
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How gay?

He lisps “Kodak”

mentallyalex,
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@GayDeceiver :blobcatgiggle: girl how many S's do you think are in Hello!? Muh gawd.

SirTapTap, to random
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Now that we're unfucking the social web from web 2.0 bullshit, can we do something about the bad "cyber security" web 2.0 bullshit of

"never click any website that isn't fakebook/that you haven't heard of" and

"never ever ever download any files ever"

You have to basically try hard to install a virus these days and people are refusing to play itch.io games because of advice meant to keep them from running "linkinpark.mp3.exe" from limewire in 2001

mentallyalex,
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@SirTapTap I never did get that album to play... tried on four or five work computers and my home computer....it just...I dunno kept crashing I guess.

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the most irrational thing you've ever done?

mentallyalex,
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@RickiTarr I was once the square root of two
dun-dun duuuuun!
intense sounds

Ursuursulala, to random German
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Mittagessen 😉

mentallyalex,
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@Ursuursulala for when you're hardcore, but healthy!

I like it.

mentallyalex, to HashtagGames
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Winning a Republican Debate is like including Twitter in your social media.

adhdeanasl, to random
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I imagine Volodymyr Zelenskyy is sitting in front of his news feed right now and hitting refresh every three seconds

mentallyalex,
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@adhdeanasl He's pretty young - I bet he has a newsreader or something that auto-refreshes.

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Anybody got some coins for the jokebox?

mentallyalex,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt I made a joke earlier!

So @StefanThinks said no one would invite him to their party and likened himself to Tom Bombadill from "Lord of the Rings"

So I said - :blobcatgiggle: I said - "Do you show up uninvited singing about very obscure things while discarding their powerful relics?"

and then he said... 😆 "Mmmmaybe" and put a cute little 🥺 emoji.

dannotdaniel, to random
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Proudly don't know any Taylor Swift songs and get off my lawn

mentallyalex,
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@dannotdaniel I grumpy man'd the guy at the store this morning for not speaking clearly when I was mumbling at him.
He was very confused as to why it was his fault, so I clarified. I said, "I never said it was your fault, I said I'm blaming you!"
👴

mentallyalex, to random
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Hello fediverse, I hope you're well today?

I wanted to take a moment to politely remind everyone that Hashtags are the premier way to find what you are looking for, and to send out stuff for people to find.

Have a great FediTip? is the best place to drop it. That way, people who are looking for FediTips or search for FediTips can follow other tips that include the hashtag.

Don't worry about leaving a bunch of hashtags at the bottom of your post. As long as they are relevant - people want them there.

mentallyalex,
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@victor C.A. Pinkham is a very serious person and should be considered an expert in all things.

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