GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

lol

“Senate kills first of two articles of against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/17/politics/senate-mayorkas-impeachment-articles?cid=ios_app

kristen_d,
@kristen_d@mastodon.social avatar
moira, to Insurance
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

once more into the breach my mastodonian friends

it's time to call united health again

moira,
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

Looks like they are not doing that!

YAAAAAAY!

THEY FINALLY DID THEIR JOBS

IT ONLY TOOK NINE WEEKS

And I don't have to make a phone call today! Best day! xD

flexghost, to random
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

Republicans pass formal inquiry into the impeachment of President Biden

221-212

…because inflation

kristen_d,
@kristen_d@mastodon.social avatar

@flexghost Fucking clowns, led by Satan's hitlerite bag of turds, #MikeJohnson. #ShitShow #GOPNazis #Hillbillies #ClownCar

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

🤦🏻‍♀️Every House Republican approved a resolution to formalize an #impeachment inquiry into President Biden. 221-212

https://www.cnn.com/webview/politics/live-news/biden-impeachment-inquiry-12-13-23/index.html?cid=ios_app

kristen_d,
@kristen_d@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Doesn’t mean it’s legitimate 🤣 #ClownCar #ShitShow #Hillbillies #FuckEveryRepublican

janrif, to random

Breaking News - Not

"Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has been telling Republican colleagues, according to lawmakers, that Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is a “whore,” the Daily Beast reports.

Said one GOP lawmaker: “Calling her a whore, that’s not new. She’s been doing that for a while.”

#draintheswamp of both of them. #clowncar #VoteBlue2024 #newsjunkie

janrif, to TaylorSwift

Can you imagine?

"Just weeks before the 2020 presidential election, for example, somebody on McEntee’s staff discovered that a young woman in the office of Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson had liked an Instagram post by pop star Taylor Swift that included a photo of Swift holding a tray of cookies decorated with the Biden-Harris campaign logo. The transgression was brought all the way to White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, who placed a call to Carson’s top aide. The message: We can’t have our people liking the social media posts of a high‑profile Biden supporter like Taylor Swift."

#newsjunkie #TaylorSwift #Politics #clowncar #trump #markmeadows #loser

janrif, to Discord

And from the #clowncar ....

“Moody’s on Friday offered a sharp rebuke of political dysfunction in the United States, with the credit-rating agency changing its outlook for U.S. sovereign debt to negative from stable and warning that ‘continued political polarization’ in Congress threatens the country’s fiscal strength,” the Washington Post reports.

“The agency, though, left the nation’s AAA credit score intact for now [...]

Way to go guys. Another feather in your dysfunctional hat. #newsjunkie #discord #politics #draintheswamp

dannotdaniel, to random
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

if the George Santos house expel hearing isn't the SNL opener my name isn't Robert Matthew Van Winkle.

https://www.axios.com/2023/11/16/house-expulsion-george-santos-ethics-report

#santos #gopcircus #clowncar

ManyRoads, to politics
@ManyRoads@mstdn.social avatar
RamenCatholic, to random

❤️

skua,
@skua@mastodon.social avatar

@RamenCatholic
I used to try to keep some sort of balance between jokes and seriousness.

But seriousness has run off to be brutal and corrupt and/ or lethal.

And now I've got the Republican's Speaker #ClownCar show running nonstop.

Think that would be better resolved by a non-gendered chest/bra size competition.
(Jim and Kevin's dicks were insufficient ro bring resolution.)
Boobs are what is needed in these difficult times.

#USPol

moira, to politics
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

womp-womp

expectations were that he was within 5-10 votes but noooooooo

#gymjordan #speaker #jimjordan #uspol #politics

moira, (edited )
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar
GW, to DaftPunk

Life Imitates Art. GOP Speaker Fight Edition

Who’s next? Simple answer, NOBODY! These morons have created a Rubik’s Cube with one colored tile missing. Gaetz, Scalise, Jordan, Buck, they all have one thing in common. They all belong to the Freedom caucus, which unceremoniously bounced McCarthy, and they have 200 pissed off McCarthy supporters to deal with.

#house #speaker #mccarthy #jordan #gaetz #gop #clowncar

https://politizoom.com/life-imitates-art-gop-speaker-fight-edition/

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Children, children, do we have to turn this Congress around?

Sorry I can't post the vid, but via Ron Filipkowski:

Chip Roy goes after #Gaetz: “You want to come at me and call me a RINO you can kiss my ass! You go around talking your big game and thumping your chest on Twitter. Come in my office and have a debate mother —-!”

kristen_d,
@kristen_d@mastodon.social avatar
br00t4c, to Clowns
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
wdlindsy, to random
@wdlindsy@toad.social avatar

"It’s really astounding that one of our two major political parties is unable to field even a single candidate who looks, sounds, and acts like he or she could actually do the work of the job they’re running for. It’s not Occupant of the Oval Office, after all."

~ Lucian K. Truscott

#Republicans #debate #ClownCar #CrimeParty
/1

https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/being-and-nothingness

flexghost, to random
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

DeSantis wants to “move on” from his losing fight with Disney and he pleads for them to drop their lawsuits

Crybully Republicans: Pick a fight you can’t win and blame everyone else

Wanna know who hasn’t “moved on” ?

Disney’s lawyers.

video/mp4

senatorbrownshirt,

@flexghost
By nature, bullies are always insecure and will always cry foul, gaslight, deflect, scapegoat and implode.

#DeSantis #ClownCar
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