zebibyte, to hnom
@zebibyte@mas.to avatar

Damn…. Hank has such prefect hair.

2 - Carolina 3 (2P)(Gm4) 🗽🏒 @hockey @hnom

:ablobsadpats:

video/mp4

pippa, to random
@pippa@famichiki.jp avatar

desperately trying to persuade my daughter to want to get her hair cut (time issues, plus it’s impossible to get it to stay tied up for longer than half an hour…) and she tells me tonight,

“I want to be like that princess with no shoes and the purple dress!”

i.e. Rapunzel, the princess with literally the longest hair a princess has ever had 🫠

neurothing, to random Italian
@neurothing@metalhead.club avatar

Fighting against an AWS instance

teahands, to gamedev
@teahands@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

Yeah so everyone just falls through the floor and hangs about in mid-air now.

What a productive weekend 👍

tirrimas, to random
@tirrimas@beige.party avatar

So, I bought a Wheat Fields diamond painting to go with the Starry Night I've already done...

And they're not the same size.

🤦🏼



LavenderPawprints, to random

Update: We pushed his trip back a few hours, but now we're being made to feel like this was our fault when it was originally agreed that he'd pay for his own Ubers and stuff, especially when we told him we didn't have much money to begin with.

If anyone can please assist with this, I'd be really grateful.

Original post:
Okay, slightly annoyed and worried, and I really don't like being put in this situation.

So my friend was supposed to pay for his transportation back to the bus station so he could return home. Unfortunately he's broke and I'm 11 dollars in the hole already.

He's supposed to catch the bus to get back to the cities in an hour, all paid for in advanced, but I lack the money to put him on a Lyft or Uber to get him to the station.

If anyone could spare like 30 or 40 dollars at the absolute most, I'd appreciate it. 11.99 for the negative value of my account, plus 30 or so to account for transportation cost and tipping the driver.
I can pay you back next week if you'd like.

I was under the impression he had the money so this wasn't ever really a concern until just literally like five minutes ago. Beyond that, if I don't get him to the bus stop, that means he's godda stay here longer, and I don't have the food stuffs or resources to host him another week until I get paid.

Thanks in advanced.

Cashapp: $EmmyPawprints



drandrewv2, to random
@drandrewv2@freeradical.zone avatar

Dudes... I think I might have mumps. 😧

(Yes, I had the MMR, but apparently that was a very long time ago, and it can wear off).

jkn, to Malaysia
@jkn@mastodon.online avatar

Official govt website link to the PADU system is a Facebook link.

LunarLioness814, to random
@LunarLioness814@mastodon.social avatar

Been transferred to U of L Trauma Unit. Just got back from another round of X-rays & CT scans. Will be having screws put in my pelvis at 6:30, unless the last scan shows a break in my neck. If that happens, the neck gets done first.

wolfsbruder, to random
@wolfsbruder@babka.social avatar

Oh for fucks sake. her lawyer sent me a semi-itemized list and let me know that besides what's on the list, everything I have purchased since the date we got married is to be turned over to a liquidator and sold.

This includes all my DJ gear, my computer, NAS, the first TV I have ever owned (considering how old I am, don't laugh, I just never had a use for a TV before my health collapsed), hell even my clothes are on the list.

Considering that she threw out almost everything I owned over the time she spent here.

This leaves me with a fedora, my tefillin, a tallis gadol, my riding leathers, my shabbos candles, and my tzaydi's siddur, and that's it.

I want to scream right now, considering how many years ago she abandoned us.

This is sheer fucking pettiness.

LunarLioness814, to random
@LunarLioness814@mastodon.social avatar

Well, fuck a doodle doo. My pubic bone has detached from my pelvic bone. Something is bleeding & they aren't sure if it's that or if I have a bowel injury as well. Dr L is consulting with the surgery team to see if they can handle it here or if I have to be transferred to a trauma center. Either way, I'm having surgery, probably this afternoon.

zebibyte, to habs
@zebibyte@mas.to avatar

🤦‍♂️ :dragnsweats: :pika: :ripMe:

4 - Boston 9 (F) :YouTried:

@hnom

LunarLioness814, to random
@LunarLioness814@mastodon.social avatar

Almost walked out of work this morning after I was asked why I left the window unattended. I had walked across the lobby to turn the lights on out there. (They were still on dim) I was 10 seconds away if anybody had come in.
Apparently I'm supposed to let the bosses know the lights are off so they can call facilities. I literally spent less than a minute walking over & pushing a button that the facilities guys showed me so we wouldn't have to call for something that stupid.

mort8088, to linux
@mort8088@toot.wales avatar

Does anybody know why Ubuntu doesn't have dotnet 8?

Now I have to use the M$ repo and figure out how to ignore dotnet from the ubuntu one. 😡

tantramar, to random
@tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar

that thing where your morning gets derailed by an app you depend on that wants you to register it on your new workstation and all you need is two separate email messages containing activation links because their magical registration system is Just So Easy™ but you can’t find (don’t have) one of those crucial email messages so you send a snarky email to the developer but they’re on BC time so you know you’ll just have to wait until…

lisamelton, to random
@lisamelton@mastodon.social avatar

Some are curious about my age because of my recent birthday. As an older woman you must understand I'm a bit reticent to share that information. But, what the Hell, I trust you all. 😊

I'm officially I-threw-my-back-out-in-a-goddamn-coughing-fit years old. 😒

Who needs another present when, truly, this virus is the gift that keeps on giving? As if all the phlegm wasn't already enough, right? 🤦‍♀️

ChrisPirillo, to random
@ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social avatar

it's saturday night and i'm a single dad going around the house treating toilets with lime-a-way

lhengstmengel, to Laravel
@lhengstmengel@mastodon.nl avatar

The code I'm currently working on has a WTFs/minute rate of OVER 9000! Oh, and it is a 5.7 project in v7.2

TheQuinbox, to random

Tried to build a Go project on my server. Got an error about it not being able to find stdio.h, so install build-essential. Except I can't, because libc6-dev apparently needs 2.31, and I have 2.37. And there's seemingly no way to fix it that doesn't break the system. I'm so tired. I'm going back to bed.

coldacid, to random

I lost my phone in the Rogue. I know it's there, it's connected to the Bluetooth and everything, but I cannot physically locate it anywhere in the vehicle

dmultimediab, to SouthPark

Just discovered that the Casa Bonita episode of #SouthPark is TWENTY EFFING YEARS OLD!!! How is that possible?! God, I'm old! #FML

zeank, to random

Cant we just collectively decide the last 30 years didn’t happen and pretend it’s 1994 again?

anarkhia, to random

My life as an adolescent: “You must and will learn to distinguish between propaganda and information.” 👨‍🎓

My life as an adult: “You must and will not question state authority.” 👮‍♂️

to, to rust
@to@hachyderm.io avatar

A freelance project I signed was cancelled before starting so here we are again : I'm open for freelance projects.

  • I can build SaaS products
  • I can build APIs
  • I can implement automation for delivery and testing
  • I can work on legacy code
  • I can do monthly maintenance
  • I unfortunately don't make the coffee, because I work full remote

You can find me here :

Cheers!

brunomiguel, to random
@brunomiguel@masto.pt avatar

Guess who spent the night awake. Third night with painsomnia this week

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