markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

"No, you can't use this to dry your clothes. Not until I've had a chance to barf on everything, anyway."

robert, to martialartsmemes
@robert@social.winter.ink avatar

One I read elsewhere…

English weather is wet
German weather is Wetter

English kids are kind
German kids are Kinder

English mothers mumble
German mothers Mutter

The English shout the word people
But Germans just quietly Menschen it

And English sausages can be bad
But a German sausage is the Wurst

dimi, to StarTrek
@dimi@techforgood.social avatar
markarayner, to animals
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

That includes your "special" brownies, Larry!

Garwboy, to Podcast
@Garwboy@ohai.social avatar

Why does this thing exist? (Podcast)

Episode 98: “I sneak in and eat the cheese, I love the cheese"

https://shows.acast.com/why-does-this-thing-exist-podcast/episodes/episode-98-i-eat-the-cheese-i-love-the-cheese

Start the weekend right with the latest episode, exploring a hideous cheese sandwich, a nose-correction device that... doesn't. And some flies.

caronallan, to martialartsmemes
@caronallan@mastodon.social avatar

I really do...

NaraMoore,
@NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe avatar

@caronallan Should be a market for them.

adamsdesk, (edited ) to martialartsmemes
@adamsdesk@fosstodon.org avatar

Departed Humour: GLitcH! Printer Issues

Travel back in time to the year 2000 as I showcase a departed comic strip called GLitcH! about the frustrations of a computer printer.

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-glitch-printer-issues/

markarayner, to Dog
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

Me and my perfectly normal thoughts.

Uraael, to martialartsmemes

Good news: I've tested Yandex search engine and that still works, which they said was all thanks to brilliant Premiere, Vladimir Putin.

I tested Swisscows but they wanted to remain neutral on this issue.

Ask.com told me not to.

Brave Search and Mojeek are still working, however.

metin, to Meme
@metin@graphics.social avatar
mbt3d,
@mbt3d@fosstodon.org avatar

@metin Often they aren't even telling what happened, just some clickbait headline ending in a questionmark. You read and are non the wiser, I am looking at you BBC, the tabloid news site, it used to be a news site now it retweets X and other crap.

metin,
@metin@graphics.social avatar

@mbt3d Yes, it's a shame that the major, national news platforms that used to be reliable have also gone down the drain. Same over here in the Netherlands.

adamsdesk, (edited ) to martialartsmemes
@adamsdesk@fosstodon.org avatar

Departed Humour: Windows Kid

Gain awareness as I give tribute to the artists works that poke fun at the world of technology in this new post series called Departed Humour.

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-windows-kid/

#ThrowbackThursday #humour #humor #funny #tech

adamsdesk,
@adamsdesk@fosstodon.org avatar

Well isn't this funny, I honestly thought it was Thursday today. So this post has gone up a day early.

adamsdesk,
@adamsdesk@fosstodon.org avatar

Thanks again to @bbbhltz and @amin for your help.

markarayner, to writing
@markarayner@mas.to avatar
steek_hutzee, to martialartsmemes Italian
@steek_hutzee@mastodon.uno avatar
timrichards, to martialartsmemes
@timrichards@aus.social avatar

Now free for all to read... I'm a fan of the humourist author PG Wodehouse, and have occasionally visited places connected with his life and work. Here are four of them:

Looking for Wodehouse https://www.patreon.com/posts/102494363

@bookstodon

willaful,
@willaful@romancelandia.club avatar

@timrichards I had no idea his grave was in Long Island! I hope I get a chance to visit it someday. Perhaps to celebrate George Cyril Wellbeloved's birthday in July. 😁

timrichards,
@timrichards@aus.social avatar

@willaful Yes he settled there after WWII, I think his house still stands as well. I wrote more about visiting his grave here: http://aerohaveno.blogspot.com/2018/05/he-gave-joy-visiting-pg-wodehouses.html

Millennium, to random French
@Millennium@piaille.fr avatar

Castex qui avait perdu ses lunettes.

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