oblomov, to puns
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

Greetings: «hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die»

Grootings: «I am Groot»

oblomov, to music
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

Syphonic metal

oblomov, to puns
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

The cetacean in the ocean.

NickEast, to puns
@NickEast@geekdom.social avatar

Fun with edu-fuckin-cation! Am I doing it right? I'm looking at you linguists... 😂

@linguisticsmemes @linguistics @humour


EricIndiana, to Humor
@EricIndiana@mastodon.social avatar
NickEast, to hiking
@NickEast@geekdom.social avatar

There's nothing like a nice hike in nature, nice views, bird song, fresh air, abandoned buildings, and wordplay graffiti 🤣

@hiking @photography @humour




stina_marie, to Meme
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dbaplanb, to puns
@dbaplanb@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

My mother spends most of the time in bed and requires careful padding to prevent pressure sores and to keep her comfortable.
Tonight as I was getting her ready for bed, I joked that tucking her in is an exact science.
And that makes me a Master Mother Tucker.
She may have lost all sense of herself, but she still has a sense of humor. I told her if she needed anything during the night, just call for the Mother Tucker and I'd come running. 😂
@caregivers

cynical13, to puns
@cynical13@vivaldi.net avatar

I have the superhuman ability to detect Indian flatbread within a certain proximity. I know, I know... it sounds like naan sense.

deweyritten, to puns

well that was a close one



Puzzle
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟪
🟩🟪🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪

garry, to puns
@garry@mstdn.social avatar

Forgot to mention a month or two ago that I got a postcard from Humpty Dumpty saying that he'd had a wonderful Autumn.

hiramfromthechi, to music
@hiramfromthechi@mastodon.social avatar

What song you got on repeat right now?

I’ll start: KXNG Crooked - Order 66 (Musar)

If you’re into lyrics, syllables, cadences, and wordplay, this song is for you.


https://yewtu.be/watch?v=43GRS5LnVZw

matthewconroy, to puns
@matthewconroy@mathstodon.xyz avatar

The sum of the divisors (one, two, three, six, twenty-nine, fifty-eight, eighty-seven, and one hundred seventy-four) of the number of letters in this sentence, which wishes you a very Merry Christmas, is three hundred sixty!

matthewconroy, to puns
@matthewconroy@mathstodon.xyz avatar

The square of the number of letters in this sentence, which wishes you Happy Holidays, is eleven thousand six hundred and sixty four!

KiwiHellenist, to puns
@KiwiHellenist@mastodon.nz avatar

In ancient Greece, puns were no joke. They were word magic.

A look at wordplay on Odysseus' name in the Odyssey, and a celestial chamberpot in Aeschylus.


https://kiwihellenist.blogspot.com/2023/12/puns.html

LarsFosdal, to norge
@LarsFosdal@mastodon.social avatar

Påstand: Jeg blander alltid balaklava med baklava!

Respons: Trynet fullt av dessert før man skal ut i kulda, lissom?

jclittle, to Montreal
@jclittle@mstdn.ca avatar
golgaloth, to puns
@golgaloth@writing.exchange avatar

Apparently the opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll.

stancarey, to design

Scott Kim's symmetrical alphabet, a beautiful mirror ambigram

ronsboy67, to puns
@ronsboy67@mas.to avatar

Too funny and clever not to share - I did ask first 👌

1TootMemoir, to comics

Today on Celebrity Spouses, Darth Vader's wife, Ella:

chiefgyk3d, to puns
@chiefgyk3d@social.chiefgyk3d.com avatar

Everyone is freaking out about Aliens but I just realized I’m first generation American and my whole family have been aliens this whole damn time.

I want to believe!

NickEast, to books
@NickEast@geekdom.social avatar
NickEast, (edited ) to books
@NickEast@geekdom.social avatar

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite, that's the kind of wordplay we like around here... 😂

@bookstodon @humour @linguisticsmemes @folklore



grinningcat, to random

Seen on a sign: someone scribed and savored a sonorous series of sibilants!

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