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RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

Your porn name is:

Your First Name

Your Last Name

RickiTarr, 29 days ago to random

I would make a joke about irony, but honestly, I don't know if anyone actually understands what it is.

And if I did someone would inevitably come along in the comments, and try to explain irony, and even more inevitably someone would correct them, and then really this is just a joke about hubris, which is probably ironic, but who the hell knows.

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

If you could have one new skill starting right now, what would it be?

RickiTarr, 14 days ago to random

You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

RickiTarr, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

Lots of debate about this, so I'm curious about the consensus.

Should children be allowed to act professionally, as in having a full time acting job in movie/TV/stage? Feel free to elaborate in the comments.

RickiTarr, 15 days ago to random

Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

Alice, 7 days ago to random

Pretty sure my husband is going to divorce me if I keep lying to hotel reception whenever they ask why we're in town but what IF he was actually there to try out for Magic Mike on Ice?

RickiTarr, 3 days ago to random

Y'all, I like all the Treks, I can't deal with your fighting, please think of the children.

ai6yr, 1 month ago to random

It appears people no longer know how to operate one of these. Absolutely no one knows what it is anymore (probably for the last 5 years). #mystery #object

RickiTarr, 6 days ago to random

What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

4d3fect, 8 months ago to random

My wife spun up the Avatar sequel the other day, which got me thinking: did the actors have to give up the rights to their images, likenesses,voice, &c in perpetuity as part of their contracts there?

4d3fect, 10 months ago to random

https://youtu.be/3BuHZ10BWes

#kinktunes

I'm just a sweet transvestite

(Sing it with me now!)

RickiTarr, 28 days ago to random

That Novelty Cup you had to have on vacation, you'll never use it again.

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

Whenever I laugh at a line in a movie, hubs will look up a T-shirt with the line on Co-pilot, and send me the results. The line was:

She missed her High Colonic?!

SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

Okay another Mexican guy T-shirt with this time he has a nice suit but he has finger guns instead of real ones
Another Mexican guy, this one is very tough looking, he has the fanciest suit of all, still pistols and pink roses all around and the word: HISPANTANIC, For some reason
Now It's and African guy in a fancy outfit and a great head wrap there's a city sunset in the back and a floating guy

4d3fect, 3 months ago to random

When does Taylor Swift coronate Dark Brandon anyway?

the_etrain, 1 month ago to random

Defense drooling at opportunity to examine Pecker

RickiTarr, 21 days ago to random

Alien bar:

Alien: And then I told them build giant stone pyramids to keep your dead in, and you'll get to live in a glorious after life.

Bartender: And they believed you?!

Alien: Dude, they enslaved a whole group of people to do it!

rayckeith, 8 days ago to random

finished watching #Upload season 3 and it has something of a clifhanger ending.

almost muted a commercial that was part of the show.

hopefully it gets a new season but I'm not hearing any buzz about it.

the_etrain, 1 month ago to random

Possible headlines:

Pecker takes center stage
Pecker exceeds expectations
Pecker does serious damage
Pecker grilled by prosecution
Pecker reveals everything