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ArnimRanthoron

@ArnimRanthoron@ruhr.social

Antifaschistisch, wissenschaftlich-technisch, Unix, Podcasterich - aber was sind 'social skills'?
I support transgender rights. Trans rights = human rights!

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vagina_museum, to random
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Normally when we post patents, they're late 19th/early 20th century objects for interfacing with vaginas.

This is neither, but we're going to tell you about it anyway.

This is the Apparatus For Facilitating The Birth Of A Child By Centrifugal Force, patented in 1965.

ArnimRanthoron,
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@vagina_museum
So — would the womb-bearer have survived?

geekmomprojects, to random
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Today's procrastimake. I may have some issues...

A home sewn glasses case shaped like a resistor with green, blue, and red value bands and a silver tolerance band made from glitter iron on. A pair of reading glasses is halfway inside the case, which snaps closed.
A home sewn glasses case shaped like a resistor with green, blue, and red value bands and a silver tolerance band made from glitter iron on. A pair of reading glasses is next to the case.

ArnimRanthoron,
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@geekmomprojects
Does the code match the prescription?😳

ArnimRanthoron, to random German
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🤔 Kann ich mit einer eigentlich staatliche Unterstützung bei der Anschaffung anfordern?

neurovagrant, to random
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    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @neurovagrant
    Lucky you

    Zoll, to fediverse German
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    Liebes ,

    am verlosen wir 2 Gläser Zollhonig!

    60 kg füllt ein Stadtimker für den in im Jahr ab - produziert von 4 Bienenvölkern auf dem Dach des . Seit 2010 ist es -zertifiziert.

    Unter allen richtigen Antworten am heutigen Tag ermitteln wir die 2 Gewinner/Gewinnerinnen und melden uns mit einer PN.

    Frage:
    Wie viel (ohne Wabe) darf im bei der Rückkehr nach 🇩🇪 max. eingeführt werden?

    🐝 Viel Glück! 🍯

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @Zoll
    Interessanter ist doch wohl, was mit dem Rest der 60kg passiert!

    gesus, to random German
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    Fernkälte für den Sommer?! https://taz.de/Fernkaeltenetz-in-Schweden/!5950194/

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @gesus
    Ich frage mich gerade, wie schwer es ist aus einem GIS nach zu transferieren…

    Fischblog, to random German
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    Das ist schon echt strange. Wenn ich morgens vor mich hin döse und ne Katze dotzt mir auf die Nase, dann ist das voll niedlich. Bei ner Fliege nicht.

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @Fischblog
    Katzen haben kein Exoskelett…

    kplx, to random German
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    Beton-Dieter Versuch Nr.1 - Was meint ihr?

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @kplx
    🤔

    derpostillon, to random German
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    6 ganz besondere Orte zum Schlussmachen https://www.der-postillon.com/2019/08/romantische-orte-schlussmachen.html

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @derpostillon
    Ich wette, da fe lt Prag.
    So ein romantischer Fenstersturz…

    JeriLRyan, to random
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    That was me in the evening.
    And this was me in the morning… ✊🏼

    https://universeodon.com/@Brentodders/110875441503670283

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @JeriLRyan
    Nice dress, but I'd rather lend you a hand with that banner.

    Fischblog, to random German
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    TIL: auch in Nigeria haben sie mit Internet-Scams zu kämpfen. Allerdings werden sie leider nicht von deutschen Prinzen angeschrieben.

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @Fischblog
    Die fallen auch eher durch schlechte Manieren als durch Investitionsprobleme auf…

    ralphruthe, to random German
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    Gestern war Tag der Katze und ich Depp hab nix passendes gepostet. Hole ich hiermit nach:

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @ralphruthe
    Dafür kannst du noch den Tah des Milchreis ehren…

    ralphruthe, to random German
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    Hört ihr Leut und lasst euch sagen: ich hab schon das erste Weihnachtsvideo vorproduziert. ✔️ 😎

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @ralphruthe
    Darf eins nach dem Inhalt fragen?

    aral, to ads
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    Whenever you see the words “ads”, “cryptocurrency”, “blockchain”, “web 3”, or “AI”, just replace them with “farts” and you’ll know whether you want them or not.

    “Can the fediverse survive without farts?”

    Yes, perfectly well.

    “Will farts replace people?”

    I hope not.

    “The European Commission embraces farts.”

    That’s unfortunate.

    “This new startup wants to improve your life with farts.”

    I’m good, thanks.

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @aral
    "It seems you are using a fartblocker. We are dependant on showing you farts…"?

    CCC, to random German
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    Keine Satire: Zwei Ex-BND-Präsidenten erklären via „Bild“, die litten unter einem „Übermaß an Kontrolle“ und verlangen die Verlagerung der BND-Zuständigkeit zum Militär https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/bnd-chefs-befugnisse-100.html

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @CCC
    In Ermangelung von GIFs:
    🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

    neurovagrant, to random
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    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @neurovagrant
    Sounds like some sort of buffer overflow.

    Chrishallbeck, to random
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    The first female super hero was the diner waitress from The Flintstones that carried the bronto ribs that were heavy enough to flip the car.

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @Chrishallbeck
    I always thought that was some sort of beach chair…

    ned, to random
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    Now that's form and function!

    "I always love it when people ask me for slightly mad things, this high vis vest corset is being delivered to its new owner tomorrow!" - Wyte Phantom

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @ned
    That combined with a matching kilt…
    (Yes, I saw one lately)

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Trump is now facing so many indictments that I think we can throw some fun ones at him and he won't even notice:

    -conspiracy to date daughter

    -attempted literacy

    -illegally tiny hands

    -aggravated spray tan

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    Don't forget faux ferret!

    Fischblog, to random German
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    Schlagt mich ruhig, aber so insgesamt, nachdem ich die Kritiken gelesen hab und so, klingt Barbie spannender als Oppenheimer. 🤷‍♂️

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @Fischblog
    Ach, die Hexenjagd(en)…
    @khzimmer2

    OchmennoPodcast, to random German
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    Ok wenn ich wieder fit bin gibt es evtl eine Folge über mechs…*aus dem Krankenbett gesendet während Animes laufen *

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @OchmennoPodcast
    Vielleicht kann dir @Schaarsen einen Livemitschnitt vom Anreiseverkehr in zur Verfügung stellen?

    fiee, to random German
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    Tipp für -Profis:

    Wenn deine Änderungen an einer Datei partout nicht wirken wollen, änderst du die falsche Datei.

    🤦

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @fiee
    …oder du hast die Datei, die sie jetzt einbindet, nicht gespeichert…

    mekkaokereke, (edited ) to aliens
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    If the US government really had alien bodies, then the US president would know about it.

    If the US president knew about it, then Trump would know about it.

    If Trump knew about it, he would have told everyone, bragged about it, kept boxes of documents about it at Mar-A-Lago, etc. There would be a ketchup stained original photograph of an alien autopsy on the floor of his bathroom.

    Since we haven't heard him brag about having seen a photo of an alien, we know that he hasn't seen one.

    #aliens

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @mekkaokereke
    Don't confuse THEM with logic!

    OutOnTheMoors, to random
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    How to say "High Voltage" without using a sign

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @devxvda
    Well, if he isn't dead, he's seriously injured.
    Burns, nerve damage — everything a flash can do to you. That looked like some kV.
    @MHowell @OutOnTheMoors

    grumpygamer, to random
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    Elon Musk, a YouTuber, and an Environmentalist are flying home. The engines explode and the plane starts to go down. The YouTuber runs to the back and returns with the parachutes and says “There are only two parachutes. One of us is going to die”. “I’m the smartest man in the world, I must live!” says Musk and grabs a parachute and jumps out. “Only one of us can live now.” says the YouTuber. “We’re fine” says the Environmentalist, “The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”

    ArnimRanthoron,
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    @grumpygamer
    Nice to know that jokes from the 80s still survive.
    But your spin opens several blatant logic holes:
    The jumper has his own jet. So why should he invite the others in there?
    And why should the environmentalist set foot in there?
    Unless he sabotaged the jet. So, is he on a suicide mission?
    Unlikely. So he must have some escape plan in his backpack.
    So, to fix the most gaping hole I suggest changing his last sentence to
    „I doubt the wingsuit in my backpack fits TSMITW.“
    @neurovagrant

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