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BoredomFestival

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Coding, Caving, Comics, Cats (not necessarily in that order). Professional work these days is mostly on the Halide programming language (halide-lang.org) at Google.

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mekkaokereke, to random
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🤯This is a Disney movie in the making. TCU women's basketball was off to their best start in the history of the university: 14 wins, no losses. But then they had an uncanny number of season ending injuries. College teams have 5 players on the court, but 15 total players. TCU was down to only 6 healthy players! That's not enough to play safely, so they had to forfeit 2 games.

So they held open tryouts!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8txSmxs/

Then beat UCF with their new replacements!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nF20SoGpIvE

BoredomFestival,
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@mekkaokereke I hope of them was literally a canine, because as we all know, ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball

davidzipper, to random
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Wow. Carmakers are going to hate this, but I think it's great:

A new California bill would require all new cars to contain speed governors that prevent them from going 10 mph+ over the speed limit.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/car-speed-governors-bill-18624126.php

BoredomFestival,
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@davidzipper oh HELL no

polygon, to random
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BoredomFestival,
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@polygon get off my lawn, you kids

Migueldeicaza, to random
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Netanyahu never cared about the hostages.

Everybody knew. That Overton window just had to shift until it was palatable

BoredomFestival,
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@Migueldeicaza he never cared about anything but what was necessary to preserve his political position

lauren, to random
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New concept for WB: "Pinky and the AI Brain."

BoredomFestival,
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@lauren Pinky And The Stochastic Parrot

BoredomFestival, to HashtagGames
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Kermit the HumboldtFog


BoredomFestival, to random
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♫ When this gray world crumbles like a cake, I'll be hangin' from the hope, that I'll never see that recipe again ♫

BoredomFestival, to random
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Stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster

Daojoan, to random
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I think it may finally be time to throw in the towel on all things tech and just start a ska band who's in

BoredomFestival,
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@Daojoan me me me

knittingknots2, to random
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A ‘Shocking’ Amount of the Web Is Already AI-Translated Trash, Scientists Determine

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3w4gw/a-shocking-amount-of-the-web-is-already-ai-translated-trash-scientists-determine

BoredomFestival,
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@knittingknots2 sadly, that's not shocking at all

BoredomFestival, to random
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codinghorror, to random

"we are all God's children and he left us in a hot car" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3mJ5pFndk

BoredomFestival,
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@codinghorror all time classic

BoredomFestival, to random
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A relative of mine died two days ago. Now Facebook is showing me ads for cemeteries... wtf, Zuck?

carnage4life, to random
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I recently shared a Blind post from a Google dev who was weighing staying at Google for $1M/year or OpenAI for $3M/year ($2.5M of which won’t vest for years).

It looks like Google is now giving Deepmind and Google Brain researchers millions in stock to stay.

Kinda wild that hundreds are getting laid off at Google while others are getting a few million in retention bonuses not to go to OpenAI. 😬
https://www.theinformation.com/articles/googles-defense-against-openai-talent-grab-special-stock

BoredomFestival,
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@carnage4life If you want to make an AI omelette, you gotta lay off a few thousand eggs

tess, to random
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Thing I just wrote to a co-worker who asked me if something was technically possible:

"This is a greased rabbit hole with spikes at the bottom. Feel free to slide down and see what happens, but don't say I didn't warn you."

BoredomFestival,
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@tess so you're saying it's possible

zenkat, to random
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So is anyone else concerned that the Texas "military" (wtf?!!?) has seized control of an international border, and is in a standoff with the US government?

BoredomFestival,
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@zenkat yes

stina_marie, to Meme
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Happy Day for everyone who's celebrating!!!

Hope wherever you are, you're safe and staying warm. ⛧ 🤘🏼😈 ⛧

@horror

BoredomFestival,
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@stina_marie @horror
Why do we raise Cthulhu
From his unholy bed
It's us that he will torture
Then kill us all stone dead

juglugs, to random
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Any song title is better if you replace the word "girl" with "squirrel".

Go ahead; try it.

BoredomFestival,
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@juglugs Squirrel, You'll Be A Woman Soon

BoredomFestival,
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@juglugs Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels

StefanThinks, to random
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We also need to contend with the possibility that they might not be giants.

BoredomFestival,
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ianbetteridge, to random
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BoredomFestival,
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wordshaper, to random
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Another day, another own goal by Google. (Which I'm not directly affected by, so that's something at least, I guess)

BoredomFestival,
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@wordshaper @lauren I would absolutely volunteer for that.

TheConversationUS, to random
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Not all meditation apps and podcasts have the same goal to cultivate mindfulness.

Here, two scholars of Buddhism – who examined the many hundreds of apps associated with Buddhism – share tips to choose a good one, not the money-grab products that don’t show respect to :

https://theconversation.com/meditation-apps-might-calm-you-but-miss-the-point-of-buddhist-mindfulness-124859

BoredomFestival,
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@TheConversationUS Why the hell would I want to use an app that pushes specific religious beliefs? That's a bug, not a feature.

BoredomFestival, to random
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juglugs, to DwarfFortress
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Just when you thought the DF devs couldn't be any more generous

BoredomFestival,
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@juglugs something something "Middle-Out" something

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