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BoredomFestival

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Coding, Caving, Comics, Cats (not necessarily in that order). Professional work these days is mostly on the Halide programming language (halide-lang.org) at Google.

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manu, to random
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BoredomFestival,
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@manu lolsob

BoredomFestival, to random
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30 years ago this month, NiN's "Closer" was released.

30 years before that, The Beatles' "I Want To Hold Your Hand" was released.

So now I really need someone to make a mashup of these two, with John singing "I want to fuck you like an animal" and the rest of the Beatles crooning "ooooo" in the background

FeralRobots, to TeslaMotors
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It's so much stupider & more petty than I imagined: "Two sources told Electrek that [ head Rebecca] Tinucci was fighting back pressure from to fire a bigger percentage of her team, and the CEO decided to let go of the entire team as an example."

https://electrek.co/2024/05/01/elon-musk-throwing-weight-tesla-wrecking-ball/

BoredomFestival,
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VOANews, to random
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▶️ President Joe Biden says the pro-Palestinian protests on U.S. college campuses test two fundamental American principles, the right to free speech and the rule of law. He stressed that both must be upheld.

https://www.voanews.com/a/police-order-ucla-pro-palestinian-protest-to-disperse/7594708.html

BoredomFestival,
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@VOANews Most of the chaos I saw on the news was being caused by the police

BoredomFestival, to random
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nixCraft, to random
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I can't believe a paid OS needs a tool like this. Here's a GUI tool called OFGB (Oh Frick Go Back) to remove all the ads in Windows 11. It's understandable if a free OS or app needs ad support, but this is just crazy https://github.com/xM4ddy/OFGB

BoredomFestival,
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@nixCraft Now do one to take the AI-generated suggestions out of Google Search, please

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BoredomFestival,
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@gtconway3 it doesn't go wrong, it starts wrong

mattmay, to random
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Literally everything Tesla is doing right now suggests they're fucked. Killing off the new-products team, the govt relations team, Supercharger development, betting the farm on robotaxis, showy trips to sidle up to authoritarian regimes.

Not "hardcore." Fucked.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/30/24145133/tesla-layoffs-supercharger-team-elon-musk-hard-core

BoredomFestival,
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@mattmay If I was Mr Big CEO I'd be on the phone now trying to buy the Supercharger network

rebeccawatson, to random
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if you ask the question, “Which conspiracy theory does Aaron Rodgers believe in?” the answer is “Yes.” https://skepchick.org/2024/04/aaron-rodgers-believes-in-everything-stupid/

BoredomFestival,
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@rebeccawatson he even believes that the Jets can win football games, which is about as crazy as it gets

cstross, to random
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Worst downsizing I ever went through (short of "company is bankrupt, go home") was 10%, and that fucked our operational efficiency for a quarter. Spotify laid off 17% and are suffering. The C-suite were fools to assume there was 17% slack in the system, much less that middle management would choose the right 17% to fire (or that competent workers wouldn't see this coming and jump ship to better jobs, leaving time-servers behind).
https://toot.cafe/@baldur/112325661237678117

BoredomFestival,
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@wordshaper @cstross I'm in this toot, and I'm remarkably ambivalent about it

BartWronski, to random
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Shingles review: 0/10.
What I did not even imagine is how insanely painful it is (nerve pain). It's not as bad as the appendix inflammation before its removal, but it's getting close.
I have been on immunosuppressants for the last ~8 months for an autoimmune disease, and, ironically, was telling my wife, "I am surprised that I did not even get a cold, despite a crazy lifestyle," just a week ago.
Don't jinx. 😅

BoredomFestival,
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@BartWronski Ow! Sympathies. My wife had shingles in her mid-50's (before most people get the vaccine) -- I made it a point to get it the instant I qualified for it.

BoredomFestival, to random
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Oh goodie, some asshat is apparently using Suno.AI or similar to produce crass joke "songs" and has uploaded them to YouTubeMusic and they are showing up in my recommendations and the downfall of our entire musical culture is imminent

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At this point if you’re using a Google product that isn’t Search, YouTube or Workspace then you only have yourself to blame when it’s inevitably canceled.

https://9to5google.com/2024/04/11/google-one-vpn-discontinued/

BoredomFestival,
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@carnage4life but but but what about the GenAI Golden Goose that will last forever

knittingknots2, to random
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Republican Party an ‘unprecedented dumpster fire’: Democratic strategist | The Hill

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4582402-republican-party-an-unprecedented-dumpster-fire-democratic-strategist/

BoredomFestival,
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@knittingknots2 why would insult dumpsters with this comparison

xgranade, to random
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It kind of sucks that "adult toy" is a euphemism for "sex toy." Like sure, those are all well and good, but what about poseable figures that break if you look at them the wrong way, or gunpla, or ESP32-C6 dev boards, or completely impractical computers that beg to be called cyberdecks, or 3D printers, or infrared cameras, or overly fancy drones, or record players and vinyl albums, or anything that still has a floppy drive in 2024?

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BoredomFestival,
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@tedted nice, now do some Kirby Krackle

waldoj, to random
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Trumpism is taking over American Christianity, which in turn is driving many Americans away from Christianity. Affiliation with the religion has dropped precipitously in the past decade. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-04-07/trump-s-brand-of-christian-conservatism-is-driving-people-from-church

BoredomFestival,
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@waldoj Good

moshboy, to random
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BoredomFestival,
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nev, to random
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real fucking body horror implications here

BoredomFestival,
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@nev well now I guess we know why he was screaming

The_Whore_of_Blahbylon, to random
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BoredomFestival,
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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon why did the mouse hve a baseball bat in the first place

BoredomFestival, to random
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https://blog.youtube/news-and-events/designing-a-richer-youtube-experience-for-your-tvs/

"During testing, users shared with us that they wanted the video to be smaller so they could better read comments while watching"

AHAHAHAHAHHAA

<gasp>

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

annaleen, to random
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Would you like to install our new feature 'help me write' in your browser? It's a text-generating spell made from the ground-up bones and wrung-out hearts of underpaid writers, sprinkled with algorithms torn from the livers of overpaid AI engineers whose ethics team colleagues were all fired for revealing how the spell was cast. DO YOU WANT TO INSTALL

BoredomFestival,
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@annaleen I'd rather drive a nail into my hand

lauren, to random
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Trump's doc case judge ruling would virtually guarantee Trump goes free - https://ca.news.yahoo.com/mar-lago-judge-stark-ruling-022208652.html

BoredomFestival,
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@lauren the fix is in

robpike, to random
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OK this is a surprise. I have a new Mac laptop with a notch and I CAN'T SEE ALL MY MENUBAR ITEMS I MEAN WHAT? WHAT????

How is this even an idea for a UI?

BoredomFestival,
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@lauren @robpike Dark Mode Is The Devil

BoredomFestival, to random
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The first step is admitting that counting starts at zero and thus you are already on the second step

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