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DavidMHarlan

@DavidMHarlan@mstdn.social

Actor, writer, director, gamer. I am not a lawyer, but I played a doctor on TV. Yankee Doodle Dandy making smartass remarks FOR JUSTICE! Check your local listings for times.

My videogame console resume':

knockoff Pong
Atari 2600 (Sears branded)
Colecovision
NES
SNES
Playstation
(PC gaming era begins here)
Playstation 2
Wii
Playstation 3
Wii U
Quest 2

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Jaden2, to random

Ain gon lie da biggest plus moving up to Chicago from Houston is da beach!
Jump on dat red line and my ass on dat bitch soaking up dem rays ⛱️⛱️.
Fk dat long ass drive down to Galveston 🤣🤣
I ain't ruling out a return to my home town tho H TOWN 💯💯💯💯

DavidMHarlan,
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@Jaden2 Oh, wow, you get to find out what REAL public transportation is like

dtgeek, to streaming
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Paramount+ Continues Content Removals by Pulling 'Inside Amy Schumer,' Nickelodeon Content, More – The Streamable

https://thestreamable.com/news/paramount-plus-continues-content-removals-by-pulling-inside-amy-schumer-nickelodeon-content-more

DavidMHarlan,
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@dtgeek

oh, but we don't need physical media anymore, isn't it great 🙄

DavidMHarlan,
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@dtgeek

Hey, remember that time that people woke up one morning to find that overnight, Amazon had removed books from their Kindles? And one of those books was 1984?

DavidMHarlan, to random
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"Nancy Pelosi calls for term limits for Supreme Court justices"

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/06/25/nancy-pelosi-supreme-court-term-limits-alito-thomas/70355106007/

GottaLaff, to random
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I've never seen so many insta-takes as I have today.

Everyone seems to know exactly what happened, why, and what will happen.

Not me. I'm just here to observe and learn.

DavidMHarlan,
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@GottaLaff @msbellows @ICareAboutTheWorld And really, what's a block without a parting smart-ass remark

kfury, to random
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A lot of people argue that we spend too much on space exploration, but in space you can make spherical, edgeless brownies.

DavidMHarlan,
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@kfury

And in space no one can hear you scream over edgeless brownies 😠

flexghost, to random
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QAT FIGHT!!!

Marjorie Taylor Greene calling Lauren Boebert a “little bitch” on the House floor

Maybe telling her to meet her in the bathroom after school as well? Barely audible.

video/mp4

DavidMHarlan,
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@flexghost @dalfen They hate everybody, including each other.

DavidMHarlan, (edited )
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@lynneverson @stux I had the same problem trying to sign up for Lemmy.Social (edit: Lemmy.World) on blackout day. I never did get it to log in. I made a profile okay, but all I got was that spinning circle. Gave up there after a week, worked for me on Geddit.

DavidMHarlan, to random
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Pat Robertson, James Watt, and THE UNABOMBER.

God's having a good laugh

https://abcnews.go.com/US/unabomber-ted-kaczynski-found-dead-jail-cell/story?id=99984583

JamesGleick, to internet
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I see (and enjoy) a lot of satisfied commentary on the End of and the rise of , and I’m very happy here. But if I’m honest, a great part of my former Twitter community is still there. Some of them tried Mastodon early and gave up quickly. None of them can be happy about Musk. Still — is there anything to be done?

DavidMHarlan,
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@JamesGleick

Tough to give up those followings, that instant validation of your voice, the feeling of being important

unless of course helping line a nazi's pockets is just too much for you

DavidMHarlan, to gaming
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IT'S

BETTER

THAN

GOLLUM!!!

https://www.pcgamer.com/system-shock-remake-review/

DavidMHarlan, to random
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"GOP-controlled Texas House impeaches Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton, triggering suspension"

https://apnews.com/article/texas-attorney-general-paxton-impeachment-d0fa9114868adca63d55a21a53765c45

DavidMHarlan, to random
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Just in case anybody's unclear on the subject

Y'all know why the has suddenly turned on ?

Because just like Madison Cawthorn, he took it outside the family. Under indictment for years, but protected by his GOP malcontent cohorts, he calls out one drunk and suddenly they're sticklers for stuff like the law.

...I mean, if I'd known that that was all it would take to upset the apple cart, I'd have gladly staggered drunkenly into the State House

DavidMHarlan, to gaming
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IT'S HAPPENING

https://store.steampowered.com/app/482400/System_Shock/

pbump, to random
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Congratulations to Ted Cruz on once again figuring out how to shoehorn the culture war into his putative duties as senator. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/05/19/ted-cruz-bud-light-trans/

DavidMHarlan,
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@pbump

Here's a Bud Lite for ya, Teddy Boy

Ted Cruz gets a beer thrown at him as he horns in on the Astros victory parade

stux, to random
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It's intriguing how overconfident house cats are against animals that are much larger than them

A big wild cat checking up on a house with a cat guarding it

DavidMHarlan,
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@stux

DavidMHarlan, to politics
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I've been working at this theater on and off for 30 years. In that time I've played multiple genders; I've also played kangaroos, weasels, and chairs. There's never been an agenda, other than if a part needs playing and you're not on stage, you do it. But some Spring Branch Becky flipped the fuck out and went on a gender war.

Most parents didn't even realize why the field trip was canceled.

https://abc13.com/spring-branch-isd-school-field-trip-canceled-to-main-street-theater-james-and-the-giant-peach-performance/13189547/

Karoli, to random
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I think CNN is way off the mark with this Paul Begala interview. I don’t for one minute think Carlson was fired for disagreeing with management.

DavidMHarlan,
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@Karoli

You're far too cynical. This is easily as plausible a story as Elon's rocket was meant to explode

DavidMHarlan, to random
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YOUR GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING MASTODON by a guy who'd never heard of it a week ago

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