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DavidMHarlan

@DavidMHarlan@mstdn.social

Actor, writer, director, gamer. I am not a lawyer, but I played a doctor on TV. Yankee Doodle Dandy making smartass remarks FOR JUSTICE! Check your local listings for times.

My videogame console resume':

knockoff Pong
Atari 2600 (Sears branded)
Colecovision
NES
SNES
Playstation
(PC gaming era begins here)
Playstation 2
Wii
Playstation 3
Wii U
Quest 2

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knittingknots2, to random
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Judge issues terse rejection of Trump's demand to pause $355M fine payment - Raw Story

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-new-york-fraud-fine/

DavidMHarlan,
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@knittingknots2

Dr Evil wheeling in to say "how about no" except it cuts off right before he says it which I think is funnier

DavidMHarlan, to ChatGPT
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Everybody was worried about Skynet when they should have been worried about Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower

https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/chatgpt-status-reddit-down-gibberish-messages-latest-b2499816.html

maskedscheduler, to random
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three pillars of trumpism

racism

fear of the other

nihilism/endtimes

maga

DavidMHarlan,
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@maskedscheduler

skykiss, to random
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David Weiss now says the salacious conspiracies were false. With the indictment yesterday of Alexander Smirnov, the source of those false claims, Weiss confesses he is a direct witness in an attempt to frame President Joe Biden, even as Weiss attempts to bury it.

https://www.emptywheel.net/2024/02/16/david-weiss-is-a-direct-witness-to-the-crimes-on-which-he-indicted-alexander-smirnov/

DavidMHarlan,
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@JYeo18 @skykiss

on the motherfucking Fourth of July

bmoviesdcups, to random
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Independence Day (1996)
I always thought the ID4 abbreviation they used for the title made it look like this was actually the 4th movie in the franchise and was kind of dumb

DavidMHarlan,
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@bmoviesdcups

Independence Day 4

yyyyyyep, always bugged me, makes no sense

MatthewChat, to twitter
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Of course, the account of 's widow gets suspended soon after she creates one. She is back on again now.

Thinking about it, it was probably flooded with thousands of malicious reports by pro-Russian bots and others - may not have been deliberate censorship by Musk.

DavidMHarlan,
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@MatthewChat That is likely it. But all these people jumping to conclusions about Musk in this situation; he brought that on himself. He earned it playing public footsie with nazis.

Jeze3D, to gaming
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To nobody's surprise, Sega has enshittified its beloved Crazy Taxi IP. This is why we can't have nice things in 2024 with the video game industry. Heaven forbid we release a game that isn't a predatory live service jank fest.

https://insider-gaming.com/new-crazy-taxi-game-live-service/

DavidMHarlan, (edited )
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@Jeze3D

In other news, one of the best games in the history of all of them just got put up on Steam for free.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2645580/Free_Stars_The_UrQuan_Masters/

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Alina Habba whines Hunter Biden hasn't 'been touched' as Trump faces court judgments https://www.rawstory.com/alina-habba-whines/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

DavidMHarlan,
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@realTuckFrumper

Can you really blame her, it sucks when bullshit distractions don't absolve your client of years of crimes

maskedscheduler, to random
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the trumps dine at the local Olive Garden. All they can afford. Melanie is not happy.

DavidMHarlan,
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@maskedscheduler

Love American Style starring Donald and Melania Trump

DavidMHarlan, (edited ) to Cats
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My wife put together this to help cover the ramping medical bills for the litter of dumped on our porch by their mama the morning that the hard freeze was about to roll in. Any help appreciated!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/medical-bills-for-kittens-really-add-up

DavidMHarlan,
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Here you can see the Siege at Castle!

https://photos.app.goo.gl/hpgXToj1gaUg3ETW8

Lana, to random
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Look, when you're voting for a President you're not actually voting for just one guy. You're actually voting for every single member of their staff from the Vice President on down, the people who have the lunch pail type jobs who do the nuts and bolts daily grind work of holding our democracy together.

So forgive me if I think you a little naive for framing this as "one old guy vs another old guy". Remember that a vote for one of those "old guys" is also a vote re-affirming the first black female vice president in history plus a thousand other staff members that both she and Biden vetted between them.

And a vote for the other "old guy" comes along with about a hundred fucking traitors and moochers and grifters and seditionists and convicted fraudsters and rapists and literal white supremacists, most of whom are his own fucking family members.

DavidMHarlan,
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@Lana

A vote for Trump is a vote for

rgriff, to random

Today I discovered Raze, an app that lets you run Duke Nukem 3D. On an Apple Silicon Mac. At wicked fast speeds using the Vulcan API.

https://raze.zdoom.org/about

I bought Duke Nukem oh so many years ago, and the disk is long-ago gone … but you need a couple files from the original disks to play. Or you need archive.org and a bit of sleuthing ability.

Such a fun game, and the precursor of so many modern first person shooters!

DavidMHarlan,
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@rgriff Replaying it myself recently-- in VR!

https://sidequestvr.com/app/24502/razexr

DavidMHarlan,
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@rgriff

These same guys, Team Beef, have been releasing a slow but steady stream of VR conversions of classic games, like Doom, and Half-Life. If you already own the games you've got all you need, some files from the game folders. Or you can pick them up very cheap on Steam.

And then a couple of weeks ago, this happened:

https://www.dexerto.com/tech/modder-makes-over-11000-unreal-engine-games-playable-in-vr-2454892/

DavidMHarlan, to random
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“She worked on almost no cases. She had very little courtroom experience. To find a case that actually she worked on and that resulted in a published opinion is in itself improbable,” Catherine Ross, a professor emeritus at George Washington University Law School, told the Daily Beast. “It’s a brilliant maneuver, and particularly with a judge who had so little trial background".

https://www.salon.com/2024/02/12/ex-prosecutor-may-politely-recuse-cannon-after-jack-smith-calls-out-clear-error/

DavidMHarlan, to random
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I have a friend who makes memes of himself quoting himself

just sayin'

DavidMHarlan,
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...Inspirational memes.

Seriously.

Legit_Spaghetti, to journalism
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Trump: "Immigrant vermin poison the blood of our country."

Media: "Here's why an incredible economy won't save Biden."

Trump: "I'll be a dictator."

Media: "Breaking: Biden gets a word wrong, kinda."

Trump: "1/6 was an insurrection."

Media: "Voters worry Biden is very, very old."

Trump: "I did nothing on gun control."

Media: "Biden is losing the religious vote."

Trump: "Also I'll end NATO, start WW3."

Media: "And now, the weather!"

Dear journalists: DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

DavidMHarlan,
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@Legit_Spaghetti "Dear journalists: DO YOUR FUCKING JOB."

Some of them, when they do that, definitely are. It's just not the job they claim to be doing.

I've gotten in the habit of clicking the bylines on these BS stories, and when you look at their past articles their agenda becomes glaringly obvious, and it's got nothing to do with objective journalism.

Wealthy political provocateurs pay much better than media organizations.

DavidMHarlan,
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@bsdphk @Legit_Spaghetti The more terrified we are, the more we want to know.

Linux_Is_Best, to twitter
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Twitter must be hurting.

The sheer amount of bots now trying to link back to Twitter as their source of reference has surely gone up.

I am making a point now to block such accounts.

People did not join Mastodon, just to be given links to Elon Musk's pity party.

#X

DavidMHarlan,
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@Linux_Is_Best

noondlyt, to random
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I have 5 Bluesky invites that I am willing to let go cheap. Free NFT with each purchase.

DavidMHarlan,
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@noondlyt

Will you accept tulip future certificates?

DavidMHarlan, to nature
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The Nerf dart harvest was very light this year

DavidMHarlan,
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https://mutterschwester.wordpress.com/2011/10/18/bonus-nerf-darts-in-the-garden/

neongod, to random
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Is anyone really saying X instead of Twitter?

DavidMHarlan,
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@neongod

No, I'm saying "that nazi hellhole" instead of

skykiss, to random
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"Texas can secede if that's what it's voters want."

If Texas secedes:
•Texas loses $68.2B in Federal aid
•GOP loses 2 US Senate seats, Dems lose 0
•GOP loses 27 US House seats, Dems lose 11
•Dems win permanent control of US House, US Senate, & White House.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass, texas. Your failed power grid, LOL!

DavidMHarlan,
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@skykiss

help, I'm being held hostage in an ignorant redneck factory

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