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RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

Edelruth,
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@RickiTarr

Okay. You broke me.

😲🤯

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, I wanted to make a joke that I can't possibly choose between dogs and cats, I can't even choose between men and women, because I'm bi-furrious. BUT I know y'all would make jokes about me in the comments, because you all are perverts. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!

Edelruth,
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@RickiTarr

Hugs. Big sibling warm, rescuing, very platonic hugs.

My brother gave the best hugs. He'd say "hi, sis", and swing me up off my feet, until his Parkinson's got to bad to where he could not.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵 starts HERE.

Please remember I don’t reply while live-posting. Plz use NFL (Not For Laffy, but no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies.

1/

McB:

...At 2:14 p.m., Trump walks in, entourage in tow.

Boris Epshteyn just handed a piece of paper with a photo on it to Kaitlan Collins.

I thought he maybe said "Conway" to her, but I'm not exactly sure.

Edelruth,
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@GottaLaff

🏆🏅, as always. Thanks, Laffy.

Nonilex, to Law
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Thurs 9 May, 2024 🧵

The prosecution asks that the defense be precluded from asking whether she was arrested. Justice agrees w/the prosecutors, saying that “anybody can be arrested” & that it “doesn’t prove anything.”

The people call Stormy Daniels back to the stand

atty begins questioning by saying that in 2011, Daniels denied having had sex w/Trump.

Edelruth,
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@Nonilex

This is where Necheles made her exam sound like every rape defence, ever. Reading it made my skin crawl. She is a woman, does she not know that women recognize this pattern for what it is?

GottaLaff, to legal
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starts HERE.
Please remember I don’t reply while live-posting. Plz use NFL (Not For Laffy, but no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies.

1/… Bower:

Trump enters the courtroom. Before arriving, he lingered for a moment in the doorway, talking to his lawyers, Emile Bove and Todd Blanche. He had a piece of paper in his hand, which he waved around as he spoke.

Wait for it….

Edelruth,
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@GottaLaff

So, now Necheles is objecting to cross on the material she herself produced, to a jury loaded with lawyers and legal-adjacent folk.

I'll love it if the Prosecution gets in there just one more time.

Edelruth,
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@GottaLaff

NFL

For those like me who were worried they were missing out on the flavor there, here is a you Tube on vocal fry

https://youtu.be/4L7-9N1xQZA

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

1/…

Tyler McBrien::

Necheles rises to renew Trump's objection to Daniels testifying about any "sexual details," which she says has no relevance and is prejudicial.
By details, Merchan asks, more than just "we had sex"? Yes, Necheles says.

Edelruth,
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@GottaLaff

NFL

I had to come back to rage at this. One does not have to be drugged or drunk to be in an impossible situation.
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Kyle Griffin:

This morning at 7:31, ripped Judge Merchan online — before it was public that Stormy Daniels would be testifying — saying, "I have just recently been told who the witness is today. This is unprecedented … No Judge has ever run a trial in such a biased and partisan way."

After about 20 minutes, the post was deleted.

Edelruth,
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@GottaLaff

"After about twenty minutes the post was deleted." I.e. when his lawyers woke up and ordered him to delete it, is my best guess.

Nonilex, to Law
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Tuesday 7 May 2024 #TrumpTrial 🧵

#StormyDaniels Is Expected to #Testify today

Daniels, who received $130k in #HushMoney to keep silent about her story of having had sex with #Trump, is at the center of the case against him.

#criminal #law #CatchAndKill #conspiracy #ElectionInterference #MobTactics #NodFarter #GagOrder #StormyDaniels #KarenMcDougal

Edelruth,
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@markmetz @Nonilex

She is still looking good, which is the best revenge.

billyjoebowers, to random
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Every day I read theories about why the media favors Nazis and gives bad coverage to Biden,.

"They're trying to make it a horse race"

"Incompetence"

"Ratings"

But never "Billionaires own the companies and they're on the side of the Nazis", which seems like the simpler, more obvious explanation to me.

Edelruth,
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@billyjoebowers

Making elections be "horseraces" is not the job of media.

dgar, to random
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She's got a pair of goalie gloves.

I think she's a keeper.

Edelruth,
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@dgar

Groan.

I don't even know why I boosted this one.

Head>table

(Dgar picks up pencil, puts a tally mark in the 'Dgar' column)
(🤣)

GottaLaff, to california
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LA Times: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said Tuesday that he has qualified for ’s presidential election ballot, giving his third-party candidacy a longshot chance at collecting 54 electoral votes this fall.

Edelruth,
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@GottaLaff

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And if he gets those EC votes, you may shove this post in my face next November.

GottaLaff, to legal
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Too late.

Via MSNBC:

All the Truth Social and campaign website posts that Judge Merchan ruled violated his gag order have now been deleted.

Edelruth,
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@GottaLaff

This is a very big deal. He had to comply with the law. And he did. Someone made Donald Trump do something he did not want to do. Someone made Donald Trump undo Trump mischief.

Excellent

I'm taking the win.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Andrew Weissmann said this last night. These are creative, and hopefully potentially effective, options:

options in addition to fine/jail:

  • put a monitor over his use of social media posts
  • hold sentence on a contempt finding until after trial over
  • advise Trump that his contempt of gag order can be considered at sentencing upon conviction.

All can be used by Judge Merchan.

Edelruth,
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@GottaLaff

I like all of these.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW THREAD 🧵 STARTS HERE. 1/...

Klasfeld:

Trump is back at the defense table, and we're waiting for the judge to return to the bench.

Edelruth,
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@GottaLaff

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

🥂

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