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NEW #TrumpTrial THREAD 🧵 STARTS HERE. #Trump #legal 1/...

Klasfeld:

Trump is back at the defense table, and we're waiting for the judge to return to the bench.

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2/ Klasfeld:

Cross ex resumes:

The prosecutor asks about whether the Enquirer's circulation includes everyone glancing at headlines at supermarket checkout counters.

Pecker says no.

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3/ Klasfeld:

The prosecutor showed Pecker a passage from a WSJ article dated Nov. 4, 2016:

"Quashing stories that way is known in the tabloid world as 'catch and kill.'"

👉🏼Pecker agrees he probably learned about the phrase from the article, not prosecutors.

On Stormy Daniels' story, Pecker reiterates that he did not want AMI to have anything to do with a "porn star."

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4/ Klasfeld:

Pecker said he wasn't going to print it, or buy it, or have anything to do with it, referring to Stormy's story.

He was still, however, going to fulfill his obligation to tell Cohen about it.

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5/ Inner City Press (aka Press):

Prosecutor Steinglass: But you told Michael Cohen about it, so that the campaign would squash it?
Pecker: Yes
Steinglass: Later Dylan Howard asked you to reach out to Stormy Daniels?
Pecker: We called Cohen on Signal. Dylan told Michael, You didn't wire the money

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6/ Anna Bower:

Why did you reach out to Cohen when you learned that Stormy was shopping a story about sexual infidelity by Trump?

It went back to our agreement in 2015 that I would tip off Cohen about negative stories, Pecker says.

If Cohen heard it from someone else, he would have gone "ballistic": Pecker

And you didn't want to have anything to do with paying for the story? Yes.

But you were still fulfilling your obligation to bring Cohen negative stories about Trump? Correct.

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7/ Press:

Steinglass: But you told Michael Cohen about it, so that the campaign would squash it?
Pecker: Yes
Steinglass: Later Dylan Howard asked you to reach out to Stormy Daniels?
Pecker: We called Cohen on Signal. Dylan told Michael, You didn't wire the money
Pecker: Michael suggested that we buy the story.
Prosecutor Steinglass: Mr. Bove showed you a single line from the FBI notes, that Mr. Trump did not express any gratitude toward you?
Pecker: The agent got it wrong. I was thanked.

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8/ NOTE: I know some of these are redundant, but each one has slightly diff detail.

Klasfeld:

Prosecutor Steinglass turns to the questions on cross-ex about alleged discrepancy in notes from the FBI interview.

Bove suggested Pecker didn't mention Trump thanking him for the "doorman situation," but Steinglass says the notes reflect that he did.

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"8/ NOTE: I know some of these are redundant, but each one has slightly diff detail."

I love details. Sometimes you find the Devil in them :)

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@iuculano I agree. Each take offers something new.

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9/ Press:

Steinglass: Then notes of 2nd meeting reflect you were thanked for dealing w Karen & doorman story?
Pecker: Yes.
Steinglass: Did u give these answ's [reads -
Note: Judge Kaplan didn't allow this in Carroll trial

Klasfeld:
Bove sugg Pecker didn't mention Trump thanking him for "doorman situatn," but Steinglass says notes reflect that he did.

Q: Was it the truth then?
A: Yes

Q: Is it the truth now?
A: Yes.

Q: Do you believe that you have ever been inconsistent on this point?
A: No.

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10/ Klasfeld:

Asked whether anyone from the New York District Attorney's office ever asked him to do anything other than tell the truth, Pecker answers no.

Redirect ends.
Trump's attorney starts re-cross.

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11/ Press:

Prosecutor Steinglass: You have an SDNY cooperation agreement, right?
Pecker: Yes
Steinglass: Did they every tell you to say anything but the truth?
Pecker: No.
Steinglass: Did any ADA tell you to not be truthful?
Pecker: No.
Steinglass: Thank you [ends re-direct

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12/ Klasfeld:

Trump's attorney Emil Bove pushes back at the characterization of Enquirer stories as "attack ads": They were "headlines," Bove says.

Pecker agrees.

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13/ Klasfeld:

Before the lunch recess, Pecker agreed with the prosecutor that McDougal's story was "Enquirer gold."

Bove notes that Pecker believed that McDougal did not really want to sell her story, as much as she wanted to restart her career.

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14/ Klasfeld:

Bove notes that McDougal had a lengthy career before the AMI agreement, including as a Playboy model and other credits.

Q: There was real value to her brand, correct?
A: I wouldn't say that there was a value to her brand to a media company.

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15/ Press:

Trump's lawyer Bove: You know a private attorney can hold fundraisers for candidates without being part of the campaign?
Pecker: Yes.
Bove: Karen McDougal was a legitimate celebrity at the time?
Pecker (silent, then) No.
Bove: She was on the cover
Pecker: in 1999

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16/ Bower:

You didn't take notes during those interviews? No, I did not.

It was the FBI that took those notes? Yes.

Steinglass trying to get the pt across that it's the FBI's notes, not Pecker's recollection, that contains an error.

Bove for re-cross.

McDougal didn’t want to publish her Trump story? Yes
She wanted to promote her image? Yes
She was a legitimate celebrity at that time?...Pecker looks dubious, and there’s a long pause, which prompts chuckles in the press overflow courtroom.

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17/ Lisa Rubin:

Trump lawyer Emil Bove is a more skilled cross examiner than Trump has had in any of the three prior trials I've witnessed. But he just miscalculated badly.

Team Trump wants to establish that the McDougal agreement had value beyond suppressing her story. So Bove pressed Pecker to admit she was a celebrity or a brand in her own right

DA's next witness is former Trump executive assistant (and incidental Apprentice star) Rhona Graff.

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@GottaLaff

NFL...

Yikes for trump... this should be very interesting.

well... as it turned out... it was a mostly nothing....

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18/ Klasfeld:

Asked if he believes Trump cares about his family, Pecker responds: "Of course I do."

👉🏼Bove asks if he believes the proceedings are stressful to Trump's family.

Prosecution: Objection
👉🏼Judge: Sustained.

With that, Pecker's testimony concludes.

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19/ Klasfeld:

Graff's title eventually became "assistant to the President" and then Trump Org senior vice-president.

Press:

Prosecutor: How many years did you work for the Trump Organization?
Graff: 34 years. From the 90s until 2021. I worked for Mr. Trump, 26th floor.
Prosecutor: Are you here pursuant to a subpoena?
Graff: Yes.
Prosecutor: Do you have lawyers here?
Graff: Yes. Brittany... Sorry, I can't remember her last name
👉🏼Prosecutor: Who is paying for your lawyers?
Graff: The Trump Org

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20/ Klasfeld:

Assistant DA Susan Hoffinger is questioning her.

Graff is testifying pursuant to a subpoena.

Graff input Trump's appointments in the calendar, including on Outlook.

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21/ Klasfeld:

Hoffinger has an officer hand Graff a thumb drive for identification.

Graff confirms that she dated and initialed the exhibit, which contains emails between her and fellow Trump executive assistant Madeleine Westerhout.

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22/ Press:

Prosecutor: We are going to introduce the exhibits on the thumb drive, with redactions. Do they include the contacts of Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels?
Graff: Yes.
Prosecutor: And of Madeleine Westerhout?
Graff: Yes. She was Mr. Trump's White House assistant

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23/ Lisa Rubin:

Graff is primarily here to authenticate documents, not testify about what she saw.

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24/ Rubin:

And now Graff is testifying to two damning electronic details: Karen McDougal's entry in Trump's contacts, which includes two physical addresses, a cell phone number, and an email address, and an entry for a person named "Stormy," with only a mobile phone number.

But Graff also has a "vague recollection" of seeing Stormy Daniels at Trump Tower waiting in their reception area, at some point before Trump ran for president and says she knew Stormy was an adult film star.

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25/ Press:

Prosecutor: What is this contact?
[On screen it has
Full name: Stormy
Last name: Stormy
then redaction and four digits]
Prosecutor: Did you see her at Trump Tower before 2015?
Graff: Yes.
Prosecutor: Did you know she was an adult film actress?
Graff: Yes

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26/ Rubin:

Graff is no longer employed by Trump and is not working, but her demeanor is pleasant and cheerful and she comes across as composed and competent.

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27/ Klasfeld:

Graff scheduled a meeting with Ainsley Earhardt from Fox and Friends on Jan. 17, 2017

It was a busy day:

Trump also had teleprompter practice sessions and a photo shoot for WaPo on that date.

😂 [Me: The guy who mocked Obama for using one👉🏼] Trump also had a teleprompter practice session on Jan. 18, 2017, the following day.

On Jan. 19, 2017, Trump was flying out from LaGuardia to D.C.

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28/ Press:

Prosecutor: Does this show that Mr. Trump was working in Trump Tower on January 17 and 18, 2017?
Graff: Yes.
Prosecutor: And does this show him flying to DC on January 19, 2017?
Graff: Yes.
Prosecutor: Nothing further.

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29/ Klasfeld:

Cross ex by Trump's lawyer Susan Necheles begins:

She lobs some easy questions to the witness.

Graff says Trump was a "good boss."

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30/ Press:

Trump lawyer Susan Necheles: Did you like President Trump?
Graff: He was fair. Stimulating work.
Necheles: Did you only speak about business?
Graff: 99%. But he would ask about my family, very thoughtful of him.
Necheles: Did he invite you to the inauguration?
Yes

[Me: What a guy. All heart. Wouldn't hurt a fly, amirite?]

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31/ Orden:

During cross, Graff testifies that "The Apprentice" elevated Trump to "rock star status."

🤢

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@GottaLaff Even before he ran for president, when he was a reality tv host, I would have laughed at anyone who said he had rock star status. It was the kind of show that your uncle would watch.

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@Hotdog I never watched it, so I agree.

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@GottaLaff
She's making an assumption there.

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32/ Press:

Trump's lawyer Necheles: You mentioned Stormy Daniels. Did President Trump see people for the Apprentice show at Trump Tower?
Graff: Yes.
Necheles: The Apprentice was popular?
Prosecutor: Objection
👉🏼Justice Merchan: Sustained.

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33/ Klasfeld added a note:

Trump Org Had Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal's Phone Numbers in Database

That's the headline of the prosecution's brief questioning of Rhona Graff.

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34/ Press:

Trump's lawyer Necheles: President Trump would ask you about colorful people for Celebrity Apprentice?
Graff: That was smart.
Necheles: Controversial people?
Prosecutor: Objection!
Justice Merchan: Sustained.
Prosecutor: May we approach?
[Sidebar]

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35/ Klasfeld:

Necheles dispenses with the euphemism used by prosecutors for Stormy Daniels' profession — colloquially, she's a "porn star."

Graff (primly): "I'd say that's a good (slight pause) synonym."

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36/ Bower:

Graff says Trump's office was right next to hers. And she says that she has a "vague" memory of Trump saying that Stormy Daniels is someone who might be an interesting addition to his reality TV show, the Apprentice. It was "office chatter," she said.

Graff says that on the occasion she saw Stormy Daniels at Trump Tower, she "assumed" that Daniels was there to discuss being cast on The Apprentice.

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37/ Press:
Trump's lawyer Necheles: You heard him having discussions with possible guests?
Graff: Sometimes.
Necheles: Did you hear President Trump say Stormy Daniels could be an interesting guest?
Graff: I recall that. It was part of the office chatter.

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38/ Bower:

You saw Tump sign checks? Yes.

And often he was multitasking when he did so? It depends, but it would happen, yes.

Press:

Trump's lawyer Necheles: She was there to be cast?
Graff: I assumed that.
Necheles: This FedEx label, it was to mail checks down to the White House?
Graff: I was not involved in that.
Necheles: And here he sent an article to Allen Weisselberg. Normal?
Graff: Yes

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39/ Orden:

"You don’t want to be here, do you?" Trump lawyer Susan Necheles asked Rhona Graff.

"Correct," Graff replied. She testified earlier that she is here pursuant to a subpoena.

Graff is done testifying.

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40/ Press:

Trump's lawyer Necheles: You don't want to be here, do you?
Graff: That is correct.
Necheles: No one from the Trump Organization has told you how to testify?
Prosecutor: Objection.
👉🏼Justice Merchan: Sustained.
Necheles: Nothing further
[Sidebar]

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41/ Rubin:

Graff also had a "vague recollection" of seeing Stormy at Trump Tower waiting in their reception area, at some point before Trump ran for pres & says she knew Stormy was an adult film star.

Team Trump tried to get Rhona to testify that she remembers Trump talking up Stormy as a potential Celebrity Apprentice contestant yet she had only a "vague recollection" of Stormy being discussed--and only through "office chatter."

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42/ Rubin:

In other words, while Graff acknowledged she was not pleased to be here, she also did not support a line of defense Trump's team hoped she would: that Stormy was in his electronic Rolodex solely for TV, and not personal, reasons.

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43/ Break is over. Per Orden, Trump is back in the courtroom, trailed by his lawyers, Boris Epshteyn and assorted others.

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44/ Klasfeld:

Next witness:

Gary Farro, who was a senior managing director at First Republic Bank back in 2016

That's the bank Michael Cohen used to obtain a $130,000 home equity loan, which Cohen then funneled to Stormy Daniels' lawyer through a shell company, per prosecutors.

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@GottaLaff not to be confused with Republic First Bank which was just closed two hours ago! https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/26/business/regulators-seize-republic-first-bancorp/index.html

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45/ Press:

Prosecutor: People call Gary Farro. Where do you work?
Farro: Flagstar Bank.
Prosecutor: Are you here voluntarily?
Farro: Yes. I mean, I got a subpoena after. I started at First Union then Wachovia then to First Republic in 2008 after Wells Fargo

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46/ Klasfeld:

After the witness says he's here "voluntarily," the prosecutor asks: "Are you sure?"

He says he also received a subpoena.

Farro on how he lost his job:

"In March of last year, First Republic Bank was one of the banks that went under with Signature Bank and Silicon Valley Bank."

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47/ Bower:

Rebecca Mangold, for the prosecution, then asks Farro a series of questions about First Republic's policies and practices.

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48/ Klasfeld:

One of the bank's no-nos, per Farro.

"We wouldn't do anything in adult entertainment."

Asked what he meant by that, Farro says, somewhat hesitantly: "Porno?"

Q: Have you heard the term shell corporation?
A: I have.

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49/ Klasfeld:

Farro explains what a "shell company" is, agreeing with the prosecutor that it's an entity without any business operations.

Q: Do you know about someone named Michael Cohen?
A: Yes, I do.

Farro says Cohen was assigned to him and had been a client at the bank for years before he took over the client relationship.

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50/ Klasfeld:

Farro said he was assigned to Michael Cohen because of his skill sets with "individuals who may be a little challenging," a comment that sparked some chuckles in the courtroom.

Press:

Prosecutor: Who did he tell you he worked for?
Farro: Former President Donald Trump.
Prosecutor: What was his profession?
Farro: He's a lawyer. Or was, not sure
Prosecutor: How many accounts did Michael Cohen have before you took on his account?
Farro: 4 or five.

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51/ Klasfeld:

Cohen told Farro that he worked for Trump "frequently," because he was "very excited" about that fact, the witness says.

Farro acknowledges that he's testifying, in part, as a custodian of records for First Republic Bank.

He is currently being asked about emails for authentication.

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52/ Klasfeld:

Context:

Custodial witnesses verify records through legal procedures that can often seem tedious, and the jurors seem less than captivated at this moment.

But important and compelling evidence often comes in through them.

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53/ Bower:

Mangold displays a First Republic bank email dated Oct. 11, 2016. It's from Farro's assistant. "Michael Cohen just called for you, I let him know you were out of the office" He asked for you to give him a call, the email continues.

2 days later, Farro's assistant sent another email saying "Please return Michael Cohen's call when you are available regarding an important matter."

Farro called Cohen, who said he wanted to open a new LLC acct. He said it was an account for real estate.

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54/ Klasfeld:

Email from Farro on Oct. 13, 2016:

"Need an account opened for Mike Cohen immediately. He 👉🏼wants no address on the checks. Calling you now to discuss."

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55/ Press has a little more:

Prosecutor: Read this email.
Farro: It's from my assistant Lizzy Rappaport. It say to call Michael Cohen regarding an important matter. I did call him - he wanted to open a new LLC account, immediately, with no address on the checks.

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56/ Klasfeld:

Exhibit: Corporation paperwork for Cohen's shell company

Resolution Consultants LLC, a supposed real estate consulting company.

That's the same LLC that Cohen used to try to transfer rights to McDougal's story from AMI to himself.

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57/ Klasfeld:

Next exhibit: Delaware entity formation records for the same LLC

Email:

Michael Cohen to Oliva Cassin, another First Republic employee dated Oct. 13, 2016

Subject: "Re: Account paperwork"

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58/ Klasfeld:

In a bank record, Cohen gave an elaborate description for what Resolution Consultants LLC does.

The description does not appear to include anything close to acquiring the rights to Karen McDougal's story from a tabloid empire before the 2016 election.

On Oct. 26, 2016, Farro's assistant sent an email to him: "Please return Michael Cohen's call at [REDACTED]."

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@GottaLaff

I called REDACTED (7-332-2833) and it was Michael Cohen who answered! They should be more careful in publishing people's phone numbers.

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@VikingChieftain REALLY? Wow!

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59/ Klasfeld:

According to Farro, Cohen said that he was "changing course" and wanted to open a different account instead of Resolution Consultants LLC.

👉🏼Asked if it was urgent, Farro quipped: "Every time Michael Cohen spoke to me he gave me a sense of urgency."

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60/ Bower has more deets:

Farro says the bank did all the work to establish the account but it never went live b/c Cohen didn't fund it. So the account was technically never opened.

Cohen initially didn't explain why he didn't fund the account. Cohen called later that month, on Oct. 26, to say he changed course and no longer wanted to open the Resolutions LLC account.

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61/ Klasfeld:

👀DA Bragg alleged in court documents that Cohen spoke to Trump on that same day: Oct. 26, 2016, shortly before the election.

Cohen was now opening a new account for Essential Consultants LLC, the shell company he used to pay off Stormy Daniels through her attorney.

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@GottaLaff NFL: It's a great time to re-watch Giuliani saying all of this stuff on Fox News.

https://youtu.be/YnY_3V5K8bE?feature=shared

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62/ Press:

Prosecutor: Now for Essential Consultants LLC.
Farro: He called me but I was on a golf course. I know it's cliche, a banker on a golf course. I told him to go into the branch.
Prosecutor: I'm at a natural stopping point.
Judge Merchan: Can you approach?
[Sidebar

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63/ Klasfeld:

So ends the first full week of Trump's criminal trial, not counting jury selection.

Justice Merchan instructs the jury.

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I'm addicted to @GottaLaff and her amazing trial coverage, she posts faster than I can keep up!

It's my first trial stop of the day to get caught up.

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@bigheadtales Yeah, I like the facts without the chatter and speculation. @GottaLaff

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@CStamp @bigheadtales Thank you both!!

Yeah, Carolyn, speculation is one of my pet peeves.

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Pour yourself a glass of wine. You've earned it. Thanks for the coverage.

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@darthstar TWO! 🍷🍷 Cheers! And thank you!

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@GottaLaff @darthstar Good job. You deserve it!

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@Joe_Hill Then I'll have 4, lol @darthstar

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@GottaLaff @darthstar thank you for this lovely 🎁. I hope you had a restful weekend !

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@sri @darthstar I did, thank you!

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64/ Bower:

Mangold announces that she's at a natural stopping point.

"We'll call it a week," Justice Merchan tells the jurors.

Merchan gives them the usual instructions before they leave: Don't talk to people about the case. Don't Google the case. Don't do independent research, etc.

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    @GottaLaff
    Thanks for another week of organizing and sharing posts from the hellsite! I’m sure there will be nothing breaking this weekend! Friends of mine are in the process of moving from here to England and watching the process is exhausting!

    Hope you get a peaceful weekend, some offers on the house and fun times with Mr Laffy and Hammy. Boops to all!

    Edit: corrected “eeek” to “week” but maybe I was right the first time 🤣🤣🤣

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    @PandaChronicle LOL at eeek!

    Thank you!! I need all of those to happen. We have an open house tomorrow, we’ve dropped our price. We’re nearly all packed, a month early!

    Back to the beach with Hammy tomorrow during Open House.

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    @GottaLaff

    Thanks so much for these threads on #trumptrial Your work is invaluable in keeping me & so many others informed. I might add I think you are instrumental in saving democracy.

    #trumptrials #trump

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    @bronakins I wish I were!! Thanks for that enormous confidence, but nobody but my followers see my stuff, so that’s tiny in the scheme of things.

    And even those who do: Preaching to the choir.

    So I can’t take credit.

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    @GottaLaff
    Your humility is admirable but don't sell yourself short. It may be a tiny effect overall, but every bit helps. A follower is better equipped to pursuade an uninformed fence sitter by virtue of your up to date dissemination of info. And every vote counts.
    @bronakins

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    @dbc3 Thanks for that. Domino Effect, please work! @bronakins

    JamesWNeal,
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    @dbc3 @GottaLaff @bronakins I monitor your feed while also keeping open a tab from NYT & honestly what you aggregate is more thorough, generally put up faster. As for "only my followers see" that's not actually true on Mastodon. I know this because I regularly get comments and shares from people who clearly don't follow me, & they come so fast I know it's not because they saw it thanks to a follower. You're providing an immense service and I thank you for it.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @JamesWNeal Thank you! I know that I reach beyond followers, but my point was, in the scheme of things, I reach very few. Only some are online at any given time, and even though the toots live on and get shared, it’s minimal compared to who I wish I could reach. The NYT has millions. I have a couple of thousand. @dbc3 @bronakins

    dbc3,
    @dbc3@mastodon.world avatar

    @GottaLaff

    But at the end of the day if you can say to yourself "I did what I could" that is what matters. I wish I could help every child in Gaza, Syria, Burma, S. Sudan, Afghanistan. I wish I could save all their lives & help their parents get jobs. I can't. But I CAN help some of the ones settled here as refugees. I can fix donated/discarded bicycles for them, help them get benefits, etc. Some kid who calls me Uncle or Grandpa may become a civil rights attorney!
    @JamesWNeal @bronakins

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
    mastodonmigration,
    @mastodonmigration@mastodon.online avatar

    @GottaLaff

    As always Laffy, you rock! Thank you!

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @mastodonmigration And thank YOU for having my back with that troll.

    mycotropic,
    @mycotropic@beige.party avatar

    @GottaLaff

    You are the bomb!

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @mycotropic Thank you!

    WallyStevens,
    @WallyStevens@techhub.social avatar

    @GottaLaff
    G. Laff, thanks for taking the time to do this. Greatly appreciated. I'm following along. I'm running out of reasonable excuses to tell Bronco the Wonder Dog as to why we can't go out and chase squirrels and bark at clouds.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @WallyStevens LOL! I know the feeling.

    12thRITS,
    @12thRITS@mstdn.social avatar

    @GottaLaff Thanks again for everything.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @12thRITS YVW

    leswarden,
    @leswarden@mastodon.world avatar

    @GottaLaff Thank you for all the posts today. Now I don’t have to watch the news! Enjoy your weekend. ✌️

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @leswarden LOL, yes you do. Thanks!

    cfmccarthy,
    @cfmccarthy@mstdn.social avatar

    @GottaLaff For Laffy: Thank you! Your coverage rocks. I was reading the NYT live updates (signed up for their free 7day digital trial), and your toots were sooooo much more informative!

    Harrybear,
    @Harrybear@mastodon.social avatar

    @cfmccarthy @GottaLaff
    Absolutely ! Glad some folks recognize this.
    @SherBeareth
    @bkahn
    @rabbijill (Shabbat Shalom, Rabbi)

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @Harrybear Thank you Harry. The support keeps me going. @cfmccarthy @SherBeareth @bkahn @rabbijill

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @cfmccarthy I was about to say thank you, and then I remember it was the NYT and they've been sucking. So, thank you anyway 🤭

    cfmccarthy,
    @cfmccarthy@mstdn.social avatar

    @GottaLaff Yah, Suzanne Craig is one of the few NYT reporters I follow now.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @cfmccarthy She’s wonderful. NYT does do some good reporting, but sadly, they also suck.

    I still read their investigative reporting.

    mastodonmigration,
    @mastodonmigration@mastodon.online avatar

    @cfmccarthy @GottaLaff

    Completely agree. The New York Times has left the news reporting business and is now a public opinion shaping organization. Everything they do seems designed to influence, not inform.

    MsMissy,
    @MsMissy@mastodon.world avatar

    @GottaLaff Whew!
    Thanks so much for providing the recaps!

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @MsMissy Whew is right! YVW xo

    JanisKay,
    @JanisKay@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff once again

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @JanisKay Hugsies!

    MichelleRNCHPN,
    @MichelleRNCHPN@sfba.social avatar

    @GottaLaff
    Thanks again.
    You are so much easier to follow here than the sources on the hell site. ❤️

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @MichelleRNCHPN Lol, these ARE from the hellsite.

    But glad I could organize them for you!

    pseudonym,
    @pseudonym@mastodon.online avatar

    @GottaLaff @MichelleRNCHPN

    I greatly appreciate your recaps.

    For the most part, I've stopped consuming what most folks would call mainstream news. It's just not worth the cost in rage generation.

    I feel like I get moderately well informed of anything significant by channels just like these.

    I don't want to put my head in the sand, but the constant attention stimulus is exhausting.

    Thank you for your time and effort breaking down the relevant bits.

    Cheers

    TheJen,
    @TheJen@beige.party avatar
    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @TheJen Thank you all so so much. Truly. @pseudonym @MichelleRNCHPN

    TheJen,
    @TheJen@beige.party avatar

    @GottaLaff @pseudonym @MichelleRNCHPN You save us all a whole lot of time and aggravation. It's appreciated.

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @TheJen Very happy it helps. @pseudonym @MichelleRNCHPN

    MichelleRNCHPN,
    @MichelleRNCHPN@sfba.social avatar

    @GottaLaff
    Yes, I know, but your organization is critical for someone with ADD. 🥰

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @MichelleRNCHPN Ooo, never thought of that.

    Edelruth,
    @Edelruth@mastodon.online avatar

    @GottaLaff

    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

    🥂

    @MichelleRNCHPN

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
    lightninhopkins,
    @lightninhopkins@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff He literally said "Porno"? That's hilarious. 😂

    WatchLover679,
    @WatchLover679@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff NFL holy shit the same Boris indicted in AZ?!?!

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
    timbray,
    @timbray@cosocial.ca avatar

    @GottaLaff NFL

    Interesting that Trump is fanatical about not using email or being on the record electronically, but his Rolodex still might turn out to be a significant part of the case against him. It's hard to be analog…

    lightninhopkins,
    @lightninhopkins@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff "office chatter" Who said these things to you.

    Lizette603_23,
    @Lizette603_23@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff NFL Graff has always had a gift for straddling the line, but she's absolute scum also, which you see whenever she's asked to assess other women.

    NIH_LLAMAS,
    @NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff NFL: It's baffling how anyone could watch that show and not see how Trump is stupid, immoral, crude, and subject to manipulation. A big part of the strategy to winning was figuring out how to deal with a stupid loose cannon as the arbiter.

    lightninhopkins,
    @lightninhopkins@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff Mark Burnett should answer for this crime.

    andybrwn,
    @andybrwn@sfba.social avatar

    @GottaLaff May Mark Burnett burn for eternity for reviving his D-list existence

    Lizette603_23,
    @Lizette603_23@mastodon.social avatar

    @GottaLaff NFL yeah GREAT guy

    GhostOnTheHalfShell,
    @GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai avatar

    @GottaLaff

    tippity typey… lots of tired fingers by the end of the day.

    lol

    GottaLaff,
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    @GhostOnTheHalfShell It’s exhausting. No kidding.

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