andymoose

arstechnica, 1 day ago to random

Dell warns of “incident” that may have leaked customers’ personal info

Notification follows claim of compromised database with 49M Dell customers' data.

https://arstechnica.com/security/2024/05/dell-warns-of-incident-that-may-have-leaked-customers-personal-info/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

andymoose, 2 days ago to Autism

I’ve realized it’s physically impossible to demonstrate how to ride a bike when the only bike available is one for 8 year olds. So anyway, he took to it quite well. Sat on it, wore the helmet with no sensory issues, even peddled forward-ish some of the time and steered. Balancing is going to be hard to teach. He’s sort of kind of got the concept of “brakes” but I wouldn’t trust him to use them. #autism

andymoose, 2 days ago to random

PSA: Don't Do Windows - It's Not Worth It.

Live Love Linux

andymoose, 5 days ago to random

Greek Easter today. My parents and my cousins had a feast - wish I could have been there. This is in Athens.

andymoose, 7 days ago to random

Why are there so many YouTube channels where it’s two dudebros and they somehow scrape enough money to afford a cybertruck to make a video of. Or is it the same cybertruck and it just gets passed around until everyone has made a stupid video with it.

andymoose, 7 days ago to random

I’ve located a rocky outcrop on the south western end of Triangle Island off the coast of Vancouver Island and this is where I will construct my fortress of solitude.

carnage4life, 7 days ago to random

This story is a great example of how journalists act like they have amnesia. After 1.5 years of watching Elon run Twitter based on whims and fits of rage, there’s no secret genius reason why he fired the entire supercharger team.

An exec challenged layoffs now everyone’s gone.

andymoose, 7 days ago to random

It’s Friday. Here’s to everyone who isn’t living their best life. Who isn’t jet setting off for a long weekend, who can’t drop everything and go anywhere and do anything. To those who are disabled, chronically ill, trapped by the system, trapped at home caring for a loved one, I see you. It fucking sucks. I hope you can find a little time this weekend to do something you like. Whatever that might be.

andymoose, 10 days ago to random

Can we agree that “/xs” means “extreme sarcasm” - we are at the point where basic “bronze plan” sarcasm isn’t enough.

andymoose, 11 days ago to random

We've had one job yes, but what about night job?

Migueldeicaza, 11 days ago to random

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/exclusive-israel-planning-ring-checkpoints-prevent-men-fleeing-rafah

GrimmReality, 11 days ago to random

If you coined the term "tug-of-war" today, I think everyone would assume it was some pretty rough kink shit and that's why society today is materially better than it was then.

andymoose, 15 days ago to random

H5N1 minimizers: “53% mortality is nothing - I’ll worry when it’s 75%. Right now you maskers are just being paranoid. I’m going to brunch”

andymoose, 16 days ago to random

Management: we’ve hired Bob - he’s an expert in <long list of crap> and oh so much better than any of you lifers lol. He’s going to whip you into shape. You can learn a lot from Bob. We are betting the company on his genius.

7 weeks later: we’ve had to let Bob go.

andymoose, 16 days ago to random

How soon before Windows 11 has ads after every powershell command.

C:&gt; mkdir test

%% Enjoy Diet Pepsi %%

C:&gt; _

andymoose, 18 days ago to random

“You do you” is what you tell someone who’s trying to decide what to put on their hotdog. It’s not a pandemic response.

18+ dave, 18 days ago to random

Hospital appointment later; general medicine, assessing me with my long COVID issues.

Place bets now on whether the doc seeing me will be wearing appropriate PPE for the ongoing risk of COVID infection 🫠

andymoose, 21 days ago to random

Bowel: so. Big day tomorrow.

Me: yup.

Bowel: been a while huh.

Me: certainly has. Certainly has.

Bowel: shame if something were to happen.

Me: what do you- oh dear god no.

Bowel: /maniacal laughter/

andymoose, 22 days ago to random

With so many “new-hotness” programming languages coming out all the time, be sure to include some made up ones in your resume and impress the middle manager who ends up hiring you over everyone else’s objections.