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LazaroDTormes

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RickiTarr, to random
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Human who works a job, caregives for children, parents, pets, or relatives, cooks, cleans, shops, is on committees, volunteers, helps with family's extracurriculars, tries to make it to family and friend social events, exercise, eat right, and maybe even do a hobby they are interested in: Doc, I don't know why I'm so tired, and stressed all the time.

Billionaires and Politicians: The problem is people are lazy, and just don't want to work.

LazaroDTormes,
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@RickiTarr

Oh, while regular people are learning the ABC's, those people are learning that "people are lazy and don't want to work". It explains everything for them.

Their parents, friends and potential partners quiz them on that principle before expressing their approval.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Mika Brzezinski Offers the World ‘Therapy with Hillary,’ Asks Clinton How People Can Cope with ‘Fear’ of Trump https://www.mediaite.com/politics/mika-brzezinski-offers-the-world-therapy-with-hillary-asks-clinton-how-people-can-cope-with-fear-of-trump/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

LazaroDTormes,
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@realTuckFrumper

It could have been her.
It should have been her.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Barron Trump will be a Florida delegate at the Republican National Convention: report https://www.rawstory.com/barron-trump-delegate-florida-rnc/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

LazaroDTormes, (edited )
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@realTuckFrumper

Remember that the Corleone family were trying to get Michael into politics?

I just did it too.

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LazaroDTormes,
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@realTuckFrumper

So what?

GottaLaff, (edited ) to Georgia
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WTF.

Via Anna Bower:

NEW: The Court of Appeals will take up ’s immediate appeal of lower court order that declined to disqualify Fulton County district attorney . 1/…

LazaroDTormes,
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@GottaLaff @Atticus1956

And his voters like it.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Biden says antisemitism has had 'a ferocious surge' in America https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HecB2GlCfSI&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

LazaroDTormes,
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@realTuckFrumper

Yes, since 9/11

thejapantimes, to worldnews
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s government will require people lobbying or otherwise acting on behalf of a foreign government to register that activity publicly. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/05/07/world/politics/chinese-foreign-agent-registry-canada/ #worldnews #politics #china #canada #justintrudeau

LazaroDTormes,
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@thejapantimes

We would need to demand that all around the Global South.

flexghost, to random
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LazaroDTormes,
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@flexghost

I wish I had a bud light rn.

jensorensen, to Columbia
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Latest comic: Where's the crisis?

(Drawn before events of last week, but still relevant!)

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orci, to random
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Perhaps I was a little too hasty with this whole atheism thing...

LazaroDTormes,
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@orci

Cat-holy-cism

Chrishallbeck, to Funny
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Spreadsheets.

LazaroDTormes,
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@Chrishallbeck

Jokes? I thought it was social commentary.

Some_Emo_Chick, to random
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Grace Jones was filming the James Bond classic 'A View to a Kill' in the adjacent studio at Pinewood whilst Tim Curry was filming 'Legend' during 1984. Jones used to hang out with Tim whilst he was having his prosthetic makeup applied for the character of Darkness. Tim's makeup took up to six hours to apply and the two would chat and pose for humorous Polaroids together throughout the day.

LazaroDTormes,
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@Some_Emo_Chick

Imagine this photo's caption in Truth Social.

LazaroDTormes, to random Spanish
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"If Palestine dies, humanity dies"

Gustavo Petro
President of Colombia
May 1st 2024

appassionato, to Teachers
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Scholasticide

Israel had destroyed literally all universities in Gaza and damaged over 400 schools. Lest we forget also Israel's deliberate targeting of university professors and academics.

https://www.tumblr.com/opencommunion/749333134914600960

Human rights groups say Israel could be committing scholasticide.

"Could"?

@palestine






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LazaroDTormes,
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@appassionato @palestine

Leave the peoples without leaders.

That's what colonizers do.

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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LazaroDTormes,
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@nocontexttrek

If you dislike it, you're a ferengi.

stevenray, (edited ) to random
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LazaroDTormes,
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realTuckFrumper, to random
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LazaroDTormes,
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@realTuckFrumper

I don't believe them.

StillIRise1963, to random
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Our fates are tied together, whether you like it or not.

LazaroDTormes,
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@StillIRise1963

Yet it sometimes amazes me how people living at the same times have so different views on issues.

grimalkina, to random
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I want to see absolutely no sensible and practical advice here. What programming language should I start vaguely and in a chill way teaching myself if I just want to experience something fun or elegant or interesting in and of itself, assuming I have no goal for using it to do anything really (outside of learning)

LazaroDTormes,
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@grimalkina

Of course

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Leaked Video From Inside Mar-A-Lago Had People Wondering If Melania Was Earning Her Keep With Her Husband Donald On The Dance Floor And It Made Us Very Uncomfortable https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/NmWK7c5pDzZ_n13OCVo0SYMOI2eu70Rg?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

LazaroDTormes,
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@realTuckFrumper

Fakers gonna fake.

GottaLaff, to random
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And thank you for playing “Republicans Eating Their Own”

Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.):

“She is a horrible leader,” Tillis said of Marj Q Greene. “She is dragging our brand down. She — not the Democrats — are the biggest risk to us getting back to a majority…is “uninformed” and “a total waste of time”
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4617334-gop-senator-thom-tillis-says-greene-dragging-our-brand-down/

LazaroDTormes,
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@GottaLaff

Republicans did that to themselves when they embraced their wacko base politics.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Thousands march in Argentina in defense of public universities https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbc_9rU1gQw&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

LazaroDTormes,
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LazaroDTormes, to random Spanish
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People have the right to protest.

LazaroDTormes,
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@thepoliticalcat

Don't tell me, tell that to Columbia University president.

flexghost, to random
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Define “quickly”

LazaroDTormes,
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@flexghost

and turn.

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