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the_etrain, to random
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Au jus is stored in le balls.

18+ SocialRecluse,
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@the_etrain

Well I for one refuse to put my roast beef in your shorts.

RickiTarr, to random
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Who is the best Batman villain and why?

18+ SocialRecluse,
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@RickiTarr The original 60’s Catwomen; Julie Newmar, Lee Merriweather and the best was Eartha Kitt. Growwwllll!

GovTrack, to random
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Per Jonathan Tamari on X: “Dem Rep. Al Greene [sic] - wheeled in just as the vote appeared headed toward a tie, no shoes on, in what looked like hospital scrubs as pants - said he had surgery. But came to vote against the impeachment.

Hakeem Jeffries shook his hand after he arrived”

We hope that Rep. Green gets back to the hospital immediately and recovers quickly.

We hope the same for Rep. Scalise - that his cancer treatments work quickly and he’s fully recovered soon.

18+ SocialRecluse,
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@GovTrack

I’ll be waiting to hear that a motion to censor Rep. Green has been proposed for violating the dress code.

tantramar, (edited ) to animals
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so if one were contemplating acquiring a feline, should it be…

18+ SocialRecluse,
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@tantramar I voted for all of them and it let me. I’ve had cats of each color and then some. Tortoise, Torby, calico, etc. Adopt the cat that’s been in the shelter the longest.

the_etrain, to random
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We may have crossed Rubicon, where the bags under my eyes are permanent.

SocialRecluse,
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@the_etrain No one told me I could bring luggage.

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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SocialRecluse,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat I bet the chain-link lanyards are a bitch to wear.

Free_Press, to news
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US Congressman Jamaal Bowman (D) questioned by police after pulling a fire alarm before House vote to pass stopgap spending bill.

Bowman stated it was an accident.

SocialRecluse,
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@Free_Press oh puh-leeze, “accidentally”? Very disappointed in Rep. Bowman.

GrimmReality, to random
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One time I coined the term "buttsense" - meant to mean reasoning and conclusions that are products of dumb contorted logic - and submitted it to Urban Dictionary but no one used it and it never caught on BUT WE CAN CHANGE THAT AS FREE CHILDREN OF LIGHT ON A SOCIAL MEDIUM.

Used in context: "Well, everything you just said makes zero fucking sense but, in fairness, it makes complete buttsense."

So, y'know, just if it comes up, please drop it into your normal conversations with psychotic nitwits or what have you.

SocialRecluse,
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@GrimmReality I believe the definition would be “talking out of your ass”.

JonBaker, to random
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What if Papa John was the actual biological father of each of the pizzas he sells?

SocialRecluse,
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@JonBaker I didn’t think anything could make his pizza less appetizing but you accomplished it.

StillIRise1963, to random
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My dog knows we're going for a walk at the beach. My son is taking a shower, so she has to wait. She's sitting right across from me, just staring at my face. Seems almost like a mixture of anticipation and intimidation. 🤣

SocialRecluse,
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@StillIRise1963 “he’s your kid, can’t you just hose him down outside, like you do to me?”

SocialRecluse,
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@StillIRise1963 mine is best at the sad eyes, pacing back and forth and flinging himself to the floor with dramatic sighs while I prepare for our outings.

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