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Free_Press, to random
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CAT TRACK 😻

At 3am today, my cat Trixie decided to wake me up by running down the hallway to gain speed and then seeing how far she could jump over me in bed.

She did this 5 times.

I'm still awake!

video/mp4

wikkedstorm,
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@Free_Press It would be raining cats in my apartment if I were to put up tracks like that. My fur children are graceless.

motoridersd, to random
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Still congested but mostly annoyed at being sick before the holidays. We've canceled our plans to see family for Xmas Eve tomorrow night in LA. It was going to be the last time celebrating at my aunt's house, so that's a bummer, but better to be safe.

Brandon and I have been staying away from each other as often as possible and he seems to have avoided it so far.

wikkedstorm,
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@motoridersd hope you feel better soon. As for the canceled plans, no one wants the gift of illness. Maybe you can do a new year get together ?

robertklep, to animals
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I wish I could sleep like this… 😽

wikkedstorm,
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@robertklep I could sleep like that, but would take week to get the kinks out of my back.

wikkedstorm, to random
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Thank you for blowing up my

JenMsft, to random
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"You've worked in tech for more than a decade" I whisper to myself as I flip the USB around for the third time trying to get it to go in

wikkedstorm,
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@JenMsft I have come to accept the fact that the USB standard requires at least 2 attempts to complete insertion.

rjfaas, to random
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Last minute holiday shopping?

wikkedstorm,
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@rjfaas it's Friday night, and he's getting cash for a nip score.

lordgreylock, to Cats

Jess isn’t letting me get any gaming done today.

wikkedstorm,
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@lordgreylock omm nom nom finger nom.

wikkedstorm, to animation
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5 years ago, this video was posted to youtube.

The message of this video hasn't changed, but damn if it isn't a parody of the world today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY5MmhLQBng

jason, to random

gay vegetarian thanksgiving, no turkey but plenty of stuffing

wikkedstorm,
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@jason not sure if I should be offended, or laugh...

yurnidiot, to random
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i believe Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake once wrote a song about this very situation

wikkedstorm,
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@yurnidiot poorly placed limbs...

devT, to Steamdeck

He's home! Now to get a good excuse to keep both of them.

Steam Deck inside cardboard box

wikkedstorm,
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@devT good excuse #1. Neither have enough storage to hold your whole steam library, so you keep one set of games on one and a different set on another.

yurnidiot, to random
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wikkedstorm,
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@yurnidiot omg, its the water can equivalent of a clown car.

wikkedstorm, to random
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He was hidden in the laundry basket.

BeTheCookie, to random
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Relax. It’s not like your soul is trapped in a flesh vessel hurtling unstoppably towards death.

wikkedstorm,
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@BeTheCookie anxiety subscription: renewed

wikkedstorm, (edited ) to windows
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yurnidiot, to random
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wikkedstorm,
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@yurnidiot me, at work trying to keep up with everything going on.

thegamerstavern, to gaming
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Ew, real life.

wikkedstorm,
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@thegamerstavern I can't believe I paused my to be here.

carkner, to random
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Meddlesome duo on (yes this is right after I kicked them out of somewhere)👯

wikkedstorm,
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@carkner they look unamused.

yurnidiot, to random
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waiting for the right moment to attack

wikkedstorm,
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@yurnidiot took me a minute...

wikkedstorm, to Halloween
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Happy Boo day to those who celebrate.

littlescraps, to random
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@wikkedstorm oh my gosh your cat avatar looks so cranky!!! Ha ha cats are fun!

wikkedstorm,
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@littlescraps lol they excell at expressing boredom, anger, distain, and contempt.

They are my spirit animal.

jon, to random
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Cat training goals

wikkedstorm,
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@jon um, I believe there is a fundamental misunderstanding here. Humans do not train cats, it is the Cat that trains the human.

ryanhoulihan, to random
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How do I know my children’s Halloween candy isn’t Trans

wikkedstorm,
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@ryanhoulihan it has high fructose corn syrup in it.. that's trans.. it was originally just regular corn, then transitioned into corn syrup.

thomasfuchs, to random
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Got an email from Stripe that had “[Action required]" in the subject and then in the body it says "There's no action for you to take”.

Have you not heard of Aesop's ”The Boy Who Cried Wolf”?

wikkedstorm,
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@thomasfuchs that would gave went right into my phishy folder before I even got a chance to see it.

majorlinux, (edited ) to random
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If you've owned a new car for more than two years and you need a new tire, would you

wikkedstorm,
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@majorlinux ahh, yeah, n9t a popular as purchasing a vehicle, since you never really own it, so you can't customize it. But if you don't mind that, it's pretty much just renting a car long term.

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