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brucelawson

@brucelawson@vivaldi.net

Web standards a11y lovegod/ consultant FOR RENT. Musician. Woke atheist libtard, least spiritual person in the universe. Multiple Sclerosis owner. Pun lover. Hootie Tootie Disco Cutie. Birmingham, UK. He/ him. Personal views. RT≠+1. https://www.brucelawson.co.uk

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brucelawson, to random
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I now regret telling Stable Diffusion to generate "Nigel Farage on all fours, with topless Vladimir Putin riding on his back, detailed, vivid, photo realistic"

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brucelawson, to random
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Here's the letter from Rt Hon Grant Schapps MP to Sadiq Khan on 14 May 2020 requiring "The immediate reintroduction of the London Congestion Charge, LEZ and ULEZ and urgently bring forward proposals to widen the scope and levels of these charges" (para 12h). https://content.tfl.gov.uk/extraordinary-funding-and-financing-agreement-may-2020.pdf

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Rotating sandwiches https://rotatingsandwiches.com

brucelawson, to random
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I actually feel nostalgic for the old Tories - of Ken Clarke, Hesteltine, Whitelaw: people I disagreed with, but who seemed to me to actually care about the UK and the world. Not the bunch of grubby shitbags importing science denial, Xian nationalism, car worship, Putin-felching fact-denying MAGA shit from the descendants of the mad god-botherers we forced out to the USA. Hateful, cruel, selfish bastards who will excuse anyone who enriches/ advances them.

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Strongly recommended: @jwz's “Recent movies and TV”: https://www.jwz.org/blog/2023/07/recent-movies-and-tv-23/

He does one of these every few months and they're useful.

brucelawson,
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@stshank @timbray @jwz I disagree. I loved the books' world but found their characters and dialogue risible. Show is much better, keeps the good things from books, is dramatised by pro writers. Mrs L hadn't read books, found the show gripping and unconfusing.

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It looks like a work gig has fallen through or been delayed, so if you need a pre-project a11y design review, auditing or staff training, you can hire me: https://brucelawson.co.uk/hire-me/

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RIP Sinead O'Connor. My fave song is Mandinka, which was fantastic live https://youtu.be/XXee0_wJeNw

brucelawson,
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I first heard "mandinka" in what was probably the only gay club in 1980s Hull, stomping along to it with a bunch of skinhead lesbian mates. Good time, a great song, a sadly curtailed great talent.

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I bought some v-neck undershirts for some reason and as I walk around with just that tee I look like Captain Picard on vacation.

brucelawson,
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@aardrian Even I can pull off a tee shirt. You don't need that much upper body strength. @sbourne

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W3C's "Vision for the World Wide Web"

The Web is for all humanity.

The Web is designed for the good of its users.

The Web must be safe for its users.

There is one interoperable world-wide Web.
https://www.w3.org/TR/2023/DNOTE-w3c-vision-20230725/

andy, to random
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I wrote about our experience of the Rhodes wildfires to get it out of my head while it’s fresh and we are safe https://andy-bell.co.uk/rhodes-wildfires/

brucelawson,
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@andy Glad you and your fam are safe, matey

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‘Martin Branning’ – His First Victim
In the third part of a three-year special investigation, Byline Times details the trauma of a man controlled for 10 years by Martin Branning – the pseudonym of TV presenter Dan Wootton https://bylinetimes.com/2023/07/24/martin-branning-his-first-victim/

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Jane Austen, Tailwind and modern full-stack development https://brucelawson.co.uk/2023/jane-austen-tailwind-and-modern-full-stack-development/

brucelawson,
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@gotofritz Is that from Northanger Abbey?

patrick_h_lauke, to random
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congratulations to the amazon email team, who manage to send HTML emails that don't (correctly) set their foreground/background colours... leading to an unreadable email when mail client is in dark mode. hint: if you define background:var(--body-bg)... it helps if those custom properties are also defined somewhere in the email's markup...

brucelawson,
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@patrick_h_lauke Patrick Lauke, ever wonder if your subtweet review of Amazon's coding practices are getting noticed?

sil, to random
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Just seen about the wildfires on some Greek islands. Hopefully anyone I know who lives there or is there right now is ok.

brucelawson,
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@sil That nice @andy is safe

brucelawson,
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@andy Never leave this scepter'd isle again. @sil

jaffathecake, to random
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Today's my first day as an engineer at Shopify 😀

Getting the band back together with @surma and @developit, and looking forward to meeting lots of new folks.

brucelawson,
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@jaffathecake Best of luck, Jank. You might want to bookmark this to glance at in the loos while you're training. https://www.w3schools.com/js/default.asp @surma @developit

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Sadly, few FullStack devs read classic literature, or they'd know that "Tailwind" was a 19th century euphemism for "a fart". Eg, in Jane Austen: "Miss Bennett, shall we take a turn around the garden? The air in this ballroom has become somewhat rancid". "My apologies, Captain Cadbastard; when you whirled me round in the last Cotillion, I confess a small Tailwind eked out from beneath my 17th petticoat". (Pride and Prejudice, chapter 7)

brucelawson,
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Pride and Prejudice is all about the mindset of anachronistic developers who think that the only language they know is the only one that counts (the 'pride') and also that "CSS isn't really a language" (prejudice). See the famous opening: "“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a dev not in possession of a basic knowledge of the foundational languages of the Web, must be in want of a framework and cumbersome
build process.”

andy, to random
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We’re in Rhodes and have been evacuated due to the wildfires.

We’re safe in a hotel which has been turned into a temporary refuge.

By all accounts, 30,000+ tourists and locals have been displaced in the last 24 hours and let me tell you, it’s been fucken scary.

We went from our hotel being turned into a refuge to jumping on the back of a dump truck in the middle of the night, to walking for hours in pitch black to finally getting picked up by a coach to take us to where we are now.

The view from near our hotel this morning. Thick plumes of smoke over an otherwise perfect sunny day
A poorly lit photo of the wildfires as seen from outside our hotel room, just before evacuation. The fire was around 1.5km from us as the time and was completely out of control
A shot early in the evening which I told my partner “it might just be a sunset”. Turns out it’s massive fucken flames

brucelawson,
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@andy Did all displaced British Brexit-voters self-declare so the Greek authorities could scold them and accommodate them in a prison hulk? IT's what they would want.

brucelawson,
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@andy Not according to this completely genuine Daily Mail front page

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Indie coffee chain Grind doubled sales after Laurence Fox boycotted it for pulling its advertising from GB News. "Grind said it has donated £1,432 - twice the amount it spent with GB news - to the WWF Climate Crisis Fund in Mr Fox's name." https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/23660820.coffee-chain-doubles-sales-laurence-fox-boycotts/

ppatel, to apple
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threatens to remove and from the UK rather than weaken security under a proposed security bill amendment, dubbed a “snooper's charter”

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-66256081

brucelawson,
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@ppatel Such a noble stance is perhaps a teensy-weensy bit compromised by their rolling on their back in China https://www.macrumors.com/2021/05/17/apple-security-compromises-china-icloud/

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Remote Work to Wipe Out $800 Billion From Office Values, McKinsey Says https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-12/working-from-home-office-landlords-risk-800-billion-in-losses-mckinsey-says - thoughts and prayers for the landlords who turned our city centres into deserts/

brucelawson,
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@Crell Oh, I completely agree. I'm merely expressing zero sadness for those who turned our cities into deserts by erecting the horrendous places in the first place.

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