chjara

chjara, 1 month ago to random

chjara, 1 month ago to random

IEEE is the noise you make when you see how much they want you to pay for a PDF

chjara, 1 day ago to random

chjara, 21 days ago to random

there is no algorithm in fedi. the posts just, exist. there's no actual code handling that. it's a mystery and i'm scared

chjara, 28 days ago to random

cool screenshot of text please just copy it into the alt field it's literally free

chjara, 5 months ago to random

news sites that don't let you read articles without an account should simply not be allowed on search engines

chjara, 1 month ago to random

decentralized network is when half the infra is on the same german VPS provider

chjara, 6 months ago to random

single-use e-cigs are a truly hateful concept

chjara, 5 months ago to random

really the PC boot process is a lot of convincing the processor and chipset that you know it's not 1981
which doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things since it's not that much code or silicon waste but it's pretty funny just how bad it is

chjara, 5 months ago to random

oh you're a lesbian? name every greek island in the aegean

chjara, 5 months ago to random

>squid game reality show

chjara, 5 months ago to random

chjara, 6 months ago to random

when i accidentally type something in an interface without a text entry field being selected i'm always afraid of what obscure keycombos i invoked and what it did

chjara, 4 months ago to random

chjara, 5 months ago to random

mill computing is truly amazing. been a thing for over 20 years, holds patents on many really interesting processor technologies and is really ass about enforcing them, and they haven't released or even made a progress update on anything in the last decade

chjara, 5 months ago to random

patents are my favorite tool for protecting innovation by preventing innovation on a particular concept (???)

chjara, 3 months ago to random

STOP POSTING ABOUT MISSKEY i'm tired of seeing it! my friends on akkoma send me memes, on mastodon it's fucking memes! i was in an instance, right? and all the federation is misskey forks. i showed my new instance to my polycule and the logo, i flipped it and i said, "hey babe, when the error is 2512f88a-9c38-4282-a467-087e63908d98!" [notification sound] [notification sound] i fucking looked at a mastodon instance and i said, "that's a weird misskey fork!" i lost my keys, i think of fedi and i go "more like miss-key!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

chjara, 4 months ago to random

france actually abolished capital punishment because being sentenced to paris is simply too cruel

chjara, 2 months ago to random

cuneiform scribe ca 75 AD

chjara, 2 months ago to random

math is literally the reason computers were invented it's been a while

chjara, 5 months ago to random

shouts out to linux breaking ext4 in stable so even the people using boring filesystems know they aren't safe from the penguin's wrath either

chjara, 5 months ago to random

xkcd is simply a catalogue of all possible concepts, conveniently numbered

chjara, 5 months ago to random

https://media.akko.wtf/media/9ea44f2696ea92918c5b2c66d10931dabed0f96f2b47c541de8cb194385bc299.png

chjara, 5 months ago to random

joining the war on woke on the side of woke

chjara, 5 months ago to random

they should invent estrogen that makes you grow animal ears and fluffy tail