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christopherbrown

@christopherbrown@mastodon.social

Education. Science. Technology.

Working in the SaMD industry performing motion capture, gait analysis, software testing, and building a quality management system.

Also, comics, games, music, denim, and guitars.

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Sheril, to random
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Do you see a series of sunken rectangles or 16 circles?

This is The Coffer Illusion.

Our brains are geared toward identifying objects & here, “pixels” are grouped to form edges & contours, shapes, & objects. The image is inherently ambiguous so there is no “right” grouping.

Rectangles dominate first for most people - including me, but keep staring & the image may flip to circles.

christopherbrown,
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@Sheril I see rectangles. I found the circles, but rectangles are still dominant for me.

RickiTarr, to random
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A Taco Salad is just one big nacho.

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr Ewww. No.

Sheril, to random
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If you had the time to go back to school to study any field at no cost, what would you choose?

christopherbrown,
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@Sheril Statistics.

dgar, to random
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You can’t make a Fallout 1 remake with auto save.

Losing hours of progress is half of the game.

christopherbrown,
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@dgar What is this, a Souls game now?

christopherbrown,
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@dgar I only played Wasteland.

RickiTarr, to random
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Remembering when this Tomb Raider came out, and thinking, Wow, game graphics can't get much better than this!

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr I knew immediately to whom you were referring before I saw your original post.

christopherbrown, to random
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I perform some software testing at the company for which I work.

Two weeks ago I found our software pleasant enough to use.

Today I upgraded via Test Flight, and it was a complete downgrade.

A dev implemented a “secret tap” to switch access to some static API URLs, and it’s just thrown everything off. Because I have no feedback of which “mode” I’m in and if I’m in the wrong “mode” it will make everything unusable.

The Office Thumbs Down GIF

grimalkina, to random
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Fascinating when a total stranger on here links out one of my posts to talk about how I'm a terrible person and all the men who follow and reply to me are just here to educate me. Lmfao I wonder what the difference is. I wonder if I made my profile pic an equation what they would infer instead.

christopherbrown,
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@grimalkina Who would be mad that you’re hot?

Just keep getting down with your own bad self.

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

christopherbrown,
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christopherbrown,
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christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr King’s X most of the time front man and all of the time bass player Doug Pinnick.

https://youtu.be/oPLSib2GtnU?si=HEaqhIYTSpg3S6NZ

atomicpoet, to random
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Okay, but does the world actually need Star Wars branded coffee?

christopherbrown,
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@atomicpoet Chris, another Chris here. I will not lie to you. This Star Wars coffee is probably complimented well by the Bridgerton branded creamer.

mcc, to random
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Dead internet theory but for IRL

christopherbrown,
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@mcc TBF, that looks like something you can order in Ohio.

christopherbrown, to random
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Anyone ever see the 80s film “Night of the Comet?”

That’s what this G4 geomagnetic storm is going to do to Canada.

Kelli Maroney as Samantha Belmont in the film “Night of the Comet” taking over a DJ booth and announcing “I’ll be taking requests from all you teenage comet zombies.”

RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

christopherbrown,
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@Ponygirl @RickiTarr The weirdest thing I saw driving through PA from OH to MA and back were confederate battle flags.

ryanhoulihan, to random
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Product placement in an action sequence from an animated X-Men show has me shaken to my core. Is everything an ad? Is this post an ad? Am I an ad?

christopherbrown,
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RickiTarr, to random
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Hell no! Not again!

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr SARS-CoV-2 (COVID-19) has always been following you, Ricki.

George Clooney peeking over a grassy embankment and then ducking back down.

RickiTarr, to random
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I refuse to get pregnant, because even though no one will admit it, I'm pretty sure that fetus controls you from the inside like I'm a mech suit for it.

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr I just asked my wife, an OB/GYN, if this is true, and she replied, “That’s spot on. Tell Ricki she is correct.”

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