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christopherbrown

@christopherbrown@mastodon.social

Education. Science. Technology.

Working in the SaMD industry performing motion capture, gait analysis, software testing, and building a quality management system.

Also, comics, games, music, denim, and guitars.

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grimalkina, to random
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Fascinating when a total stranger on here links out one of my posts to talk about how I'm a terrible person and all the men who follow and reply to me are just here to educate me. Lmfao I wonder what the difference is. I wonder if I made my profile pic an equation what they would infer instead.

christopherbrown,
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@grimalkina Who would be mad that you’re hot?

Just keep getting down with your own bad self.

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr The Chavis twins = The Veldt.

https://youtu.be/IKQ2MDJ4t7o?si=bMy_4IXLCro_I3Y6

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr Akil Godsey of End It.

https://youtu.be/Ff_U-27AlDY?si=QyKGJLr7W3U_NBFC

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr King’s X most of the time front man and all of the time bass player Doug Pinnick.

https://youtu.be/oPLSib2GtnU?si=HEaqhIYTSpg3S6NZ

atomicpoet, to random
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Okay, but does the world actually need Star Wars branded coffee?

christopherbrown,
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@atomicpoet Chris, another Chris here. I will not lie to you. This Star Wars coffee is probably complimented well by the Bridgerton branded creamer.

mcc, to random
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Dead internet theory but for IRL

christopherbrown,
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@mcc TBF, that looks like something you can order in Ohio.

christopherbrown, to random
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Anyone ever see the 80s film “Night of the Comet?”

That’s what this G4 geomagnetic storm is going to do to Canada.

Kelli Maroney as Samantha Belmont in the film “Night of the Comet” taking over a DJ booth and announcing “I’ll be taking requests from all you teenage comet zombies.”

RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

christopherbrown,
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@Ponygirl @RickiTarr The weirdest thing I saw driving through PA from OH to MA and back were confederate battle flags.

ryanhoulihan, to random
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Product placement in an action sequence from an animated X-Men show has me shaken to my core. Is everything an ad? Is this post an ad? Am I an ad?

christopherbrown,
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@ryanhoulihan Yes.

RickiTarr, to random
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Hell no! Not again!

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr SARS-CoV-2 (COVID-19) has always been following you, Ricki.

George Clooney peeking over a grassy embankment and then ducking back down.

RickiTarr, to random
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I refuse to get pregnant, because even though no one will admit it, I'm pretty sure that fetus controls you from the inside like I'm a mech suit for it.

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr I just asked my wife, an OB/GYN, if this is true, and she replied, “That’s spot on. Tell Ricki she is correct.”

vwestlife, to random
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"List 18 A8"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Fo_NgPMuY

christopherbrown,
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@vwestlife Creepy AF.

christopherbrown, to random
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One of the things I enjoy most about my team is I get continuously stood up at our standing meeting w/o warning with the excuse that “whew, this morning was busy” but the day I am 1 minute late, the Slack messages start flooding in. 🥳

christopherbrown,
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@RickiTarr The last three months of 2023, I seriously thought the company would be shuttered. Now I’m just hoping I fuck up enough just once that I’m asked to submit my resignation. 🤣

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    christopherbrown,
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    @psychicparrot42 I’m back on coffee.

    I was on a tea kick for FEB-MAR, and then my body said, “Okay, that was cool. Coffee now.”

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    christopherbrown,
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    @psychicparrot42 I was never on TT, however, I feel like “as a freedom and liberty loving American” banning software because people do not have the good sense not to use it is a slippery slope.

    Work on climate and zero carbon instead, since that is what our children will be paying for if we do not.

    dansup, to random
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    TikTok, Girl bye!!

    Hello @loops, who's ready for the beta?

    christopherbrown,
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    @dansup @loops May I join?

    Knock Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

    RickiTarr, to random
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    If you could have one new skill starting right now, what would it be?

    christopherbrown,
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    @RickiTarr The ability to properly understand and correctly fold space-time.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    What kind of high-school experience did you have? Were you in a clique? Were you popular, unpopular, the coolest kid in your Homeschool? Did you have a sweet jean jacket with patches, or maybe a leather vest? Were you an evil villain or a Mary Sue?

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    @RickiTarr At the time, my HS ran from grades 10-12. My class size was ~800. By then, people pretty much left each other alone. I was probably considered a geek or a nerd, definitely an underachiever. Ppl were either cordial or ignored me. I was fine with that.

    The only bully type behavior I experienced was on the last day of school, one of my classmates decided I was the guy at which to throw an egg. It missed me, but splattered all over the inside of my car on a hot Texas May afternoon.

    atomicpoet, to random
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    After watching the Fallout TV series, I finally bit the bullet and played a Fallout video game for the first time.

    Or rather, I played the game that the Fallout series is based upon: Wasteland.

    So what exactly is Wasteland? It’s a turn-based RPG that takes place in, you guessed it, a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

    If you didn’t know, Fallout was created as the spiritual successor after the developer, Interplay, had a disagreement with EA – who owned the rights to Wasteland.

    Wasteland was a DOS game that came out in 1988. Yes, I know that it came out a year prior for C64 and Apple ][, but the version I’m playing is the DOS game – albeit, a remastered version that adds music and voice acting. The graphics, however, have mostly remained the same in all their EGA glory.

    And I got to tell you, Wasteland is good! It’s not as visually impressive as Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest for the NES, but the story-telling and world-building is top notch. It does not take place within the same universe as Fallout, but it’s very similar. This is a world that’s fun to explore.

    Eventually, Wasteland got sequels. Wasteland 2 came out in 2014, and Wasteland 3 was released in 2020 – both published by inXile Entertainment, which acquired the rights from EA. Interestingly, just like the Fallout franchise, Wasteland is now owned by Microsoft.

    Could we eventually see a Fallout crossover with Wasteland? Only time will tell, but it could plausibly happen.

    Wasteland screenshot (RTX 3080 Ti)
    Wasteland screenshot (RTX 3080 Ti)
    Wasteland screenshot (RTX 3080 Ti)

    christopherbrown,
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    @atomicpoet Get you some squeezins!

    psychicparrot42, to random
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    @psychicparrot42 Its funny you mention this. I’ve been shopping PCs for gaming, and I believe I’ll just get a Steamdeck so I do not have to deal with Windows.

    loadingartist, to random
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    Everyone’s always like wow look how kangaroos bounce around but no one cares when birds do it

    christopherbrown,
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    @loadingartist Nobody cares when I do it either. 😮‍💨

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    christopherbrown,
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    @psychicparrot42 Place a tarp upon the floor before cosplaying as Patrick Bateman, mate. 😉

    flexghost, to random
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    Counter sue for the discovery then break the exclusive story from what you find

    🇺🇸

    christopherbrown,
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    @flexghost The job market is tough and competitive. It can stress a person out. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Additionally, I was under the impression American conservatives were in favor of “right to work” policies in the workplace.

    B-O-O H-O-O

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Important Question: Why is this image so overtly sexual?

    christopherbrown,
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    @RickiTarr @tayfonay Glamour Shots on a Saturday FTW!

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