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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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For all you non-native English speakers out there, “read” is pronounced like “lead”, and “read” is pronounced like “lead”.

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@AdrianRiskin @Odradek
the fools.

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@DopeGhoti
Like in garbage.

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We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to see if different food has magically appeared.

We check the fridge multiple times to see if our standards have lowered to the point where we’ll eat what’s there.

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Tried tap dancing once.

Kept falling into the bath.

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Feefiphobia

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Be born as a giant tortoise.

Or a sponge, or a jellyfish.

Or a Hydra.

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@beingextorted
Checks out!
☝️😁👍

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@MaJ1 😏

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@DocBohn 😋

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@garretguy 😅

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@jph 😁

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@ACAElliott ✌️😊✌️

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@eric 🖐️

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They said they wanted a spice rack for the kitchen.

I said, 'Well, if that's what you want; what you really, really want.'

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@andbhold 😅

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