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j3j5

@j3j5@hachyderm.io

#Backend engineer, #PHP & #Laravel tinkerer, #BotMaker

I like #openData #science #urbanism #bikes and other weird things.

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mjg59, to random
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Twitter just doing a "redirect links in tweets that go to x.com to twitter.com instead but accidentally do so for all domains that end x.com like eg spacex.com going to spacetwitter.com" is not absolutely the funniest thing I could imagine but it's high up there

j3j5,
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@zheng3_jim lol, all hail to @nasamuffin , they posted it first and I've been laughing about it in my head the whole evening 😅

https://jorts.horse/@nasamuffin/112241987939159764

sonny, to rust
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Are you experienced with GTK and Rust ? :gnome: ❤️ :rust:

We are looking to contract someone to work on the new GNOME Password Manager 🔑

We want it to become a core/default app and help secure millions of users.

You'll be working with the GNOME Foundation, a non-profit dedicated to building emancipatory technologies for everyone.

Please send resume / portfolio to stf@gnome.org

Boosts welcome :boost_love:

j3j5, (edited )
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@sonny I know of one Jia Tan, he's pretty good with open source and critical infrastructure I hear and he's looking for a new gig

kepano, to random
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Still very WIP, but I am revamping the UI for right-to-left languages such as Arabic, Dhivehi, Hebrew, Farsi, Syriac, Urdu.

So many little questions I had never thought about:

  • Which way does a "back" arrow go?
  • Do progress bars fill right-to-left?
  • Are slashes in paths reversed?
  • Do window buttons get mirrored on major OSes?

This has been an eye-opening experience. Using start/end values rather than left/right is something I will think about with every project going forward.

Screenshot of the Obsidian user interface showing right-to-left Arabic language
Screenshot of the Obsidian user interface showing right-to-left Arabic language

j3j5,
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@naiyer @kepano @shadeed9 I came here to link this, great resource!

gorskon, to random
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Color me surprised that might not use the best digital security practices. BTW, if my burner email pops up in that leak, know that I signed up just to monitor this particularly bonkers group of antivaxxers.😂

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j3j5,
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@gorskon

> We are now among many Fortune 100 companies that have been hacked recently.

That's one way to put it I guess, I may try this with my boss if we ever get hacked 🤷

eliocamp, to random
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I've been thinking about that Sabine Hossenfelder video* that is doing the rounds and I have to say that I mostly don't like it. It raises real issues with how the incentives are laid out in science, yes, but the whole framing is (sometimes explicitly) that that is all academia is and there's nothing of value. Besides, these are not new issues and a lot of people have been talking about these points in a much more productive way.

1/n

j3j5,
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@eliocamp related to this, the book "Guerrilla Science: Survival Strategies of a Cuban Physicist" really changed my perception of what "doing science" and "research" really is about and how important answering the small questions is. Specially because contrary to many people's belief, there's still a ton of small questions we (humanity) have unanswered.

scottslowe, to linux
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One of my sons—who is an avid PC gamer—is letting me use a previous-generation gaming rig he built to see if I want to buy it for use as my primary workstation. It’s a pretty decent box (Intel Core i7-12700K CPU, NVIDIA GPU, M.2 NVMe, 32GB of RAM).

I’m divided WRT which distribution & DE to install. I used w/ for quite a while, but I’ve also recently been using w/ . Is easier to get NVIDIA drivers working? (I honestly don’t know.)

Thoughts?

j3j5,
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@scottslowe I don't have experience with NVIDIA, but honestly, Arch has the best documentation on their wiki and great support on their forums.
I'd check the Arch Wiki and forums to see if your GPU is specifically mentioned because their documentation and forums are the best nowadays (imho).

ramsey, (edited ) to random
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How do you pronounce “glibc”? (as in the GNU C Library)

Edit: I consider “gee” as pronounced with a soft G, so you might also write it as “jee.”

j3j5,
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j3j5,
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@ramsey also, sorry for assuming you were talking about this but I just finished reading about it and saw you asking about glibc, on my mind IT HAD to be related

j3j5,
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@ramsey ok, thanks, because I could only find people talking about the upcoming talk but nothing on actual mitigations (except update glibc), but nothing PHP specific.

"gee lib see" for me ✋

j3j5,
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@ramsey is this about the CVE? Do we know already if there are specific mitigations for PHP apps?

j3j5,
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@ramsey ok, so I guess that updating glibc only isn't enough for now, I'd need to either compile from source or wait for a recompiled version from my distro or repo, am I understanding correctly?

j3j5,
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j3j5,
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@derickr @ramsey thanks! that's what I understood from the other replies from Ondřej as well.

xakan, to php French
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Moi ce que j'aime avec , c'est que c'est so 2024.

Genre strtoupper(), la fonction censée convertir les caractères en majuscules, ne gère pas du tout les accents.

Ainsi, strtoupper('très') retournera 'TRèS'.

Classe 😅

j3j5,
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@xakan yeah, character encoding is weird, all the mb_ functions deal with the "multi byte" encodings like utf-8, as a speaker of a language with accents (spanish), I always use those just in case :)

j3j5,
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@xakan sorry if you already know this, but you're suppose to use "mb_strtoupper()" for that:

https://www.php.net/manual/fr/function.mb-strtoupper.php

gabboman, to OH

bee careful if you use php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQdRT2odUIk

#OH-FUCK-IT-APPLIES-TO-ONE-OF-MY-SERVERS

j3j5,
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@gabboman yeah, I've read the PoC is scheduled for May in a conference, hopefully there's something else re. mitigation. Thanks anyway!

j3j5,
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@gabboman Is there any written info about this? I've found this ( https://www.gamingdeputy.com/exploiting-vulnerabilities-in-glibc-through-php-scripts/ and the links to the distros pages) but is there anything else besides updating glibc to mitigate apps? I don't have the mental bandwidth to hear a guy talking for 6min about it :(

j3j5, to random
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Security Tip: Be Careful Of Transliteration 🤯

https://securinglaravel.com/p/security-tip-be-careful-of-transliteration

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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Off! Is still my go to outdoor anti-mosquito spray. I hate those f*ckers. I wish I could genocide them.

Why don't we focus this insatiable need to kill many things in a direction that is beneficial?

j3j5,
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@Adam_Cadmon1 @rafa_font was writing some time ago about different techniques for getting rid of the mfs

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j3j5, to random
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LB: what??

j3j5, to random
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My attention span today is like 5min 😵‍💫

valorin, to Laravel
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Do you use Encrypted Environment files in Laravel?

I think they are great for some special use cases, but given the prevalence of API keys and credentials found in repos, is it worth it to use them all the time?

There was a bit of a debate about this last time I posted it, so I'm curious to see how we're all feeling about them now. Or maybe I'm just being a old security grump? 🧐

https://securinglaravel.com/p/security-tip-encrypting-environment
#Laravel

j3j5,
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@valorin I don't use them on any of my projects but I do see how they can be useful for a shared local .env

Prod credentials on the repo on the other hand? No way José!

carnage4life, to random
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This is the most boomer thing I’ve ever heard happen at a startup.

j3j5,
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@periplum this is the correct take ☝️

eb, to random
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In 2023, The Onion filed it's first SCOTUS briefing: https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22-293/242292/20221003125252896_35295545_1-22.10.03%20-%20Novak-Parma%20-%20Onion%20Amicus%20Brief.pdf

It was widely regarded as the 'greatest briefing of all time', for it's use of parody to defend parody (they called the judiciary "Latin dorks").

The case in question regarded a man who mocked his local PD through a satirical FB page. The PD looted his home. He sued. The 6th court ruled that the PD couldn't have known about his right to free speech.

SCOTUS said "Petition DENIED". The bad law stands.

j3j5,
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@decibyte @eb I think you're mistaking it with the famous Pharma Police

j3j5, to Laravel
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