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lisamelton

@lisamelton@mastodon.social

My name is Elizabeth but please call me Lisa.

I'm probably best known as the person who started the #Safari and #WebKit projects at #Apple. You may think you know my deadname but... you don't.

I've drawn underground comics, pioneered using a Mac for newspaper graphics and developed software at Adobe and Netscape.

Now I write video #transcoding scripts and sometimes podcast.

Follow me and I'll fill your timeline with boosts.

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rooster, to random
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    lisamelton,
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    @rooster Just remember that it starts with your knees.

    StillIRise1963, to random
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    You can pick the sadist nazi narcissist who promises to put millions in camps, seeks SCOTUS approval to assassinate rivals and murder anyone he wants when he’s told you he has a VENDETTA, or you can pick the other guy who does some tangibly good things, even if there are other things we’d like to not happen or change, and doesn’t THREATEN OUR VERY LIVES.

    lisamelton,
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    @StillIRise1963 This. 💯

    Alice, to random
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    I was reminded of a story about my friend Jill, but I wasn't able to properly convey it in text since it has to do with her specific New Yorker accent and how she says certain words, so I figured it would be better to record me telling the story instead.

    It's less than a minute long so it shouldn't be TOO terrible to listen to even though I'm fully aware that I have Resting Bitch Voice (RBV).

    lisamelton,
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    @Alice Girl, you do not have Resting Bitch Voice. That's my verbal affect. Also, that's a great story!

    lisamelton,
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    @Alice Awwww, thank you so much! 😊🥰💖

    rooster, to random
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    lisamelton,
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    @rooster This theory certainly didn't come up when I was studying to be a minister but, TBH, it would explain a lot.

    potungthul, to random
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    @lisamelton

    Lisa: Please consider boosting if not already.

    via @Waitnwallflower

    https://beige.party/@Waitnwallflower/112334450705985630

    lisamelton,
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    @potungthul That is a fantastic post. I am honored and humbled to boost it. Thank you for calling it to my attention.

    And, @Waitnwallflower, you rock! Thank you for sharing. 💖

    rmondello, to random
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    Huh. 12 years at Apple today.

    lisamelton,
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    @rmondello Congratulations! 🥳🎉

    rooster, to random
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    I think programming is like running a dishwasher. It always takes longer than you think and some stuff is never as clean as you expected it to be.

    lisamelton,
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    @rooster Truth. 💯

    18+ DivineKestrel, to random
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    "I'm too old to transition!"

    Oh yeah? Here's a picture (EC) of me at 50, and another at 53.

    Take the fucking hormones.

    A hot chick with green and purple hair and a low-cut green top with a flowered bra showing. She's 100% the type of woman I wish I looked like, which is weird because it's a picture of me. I still don't understand how that's possible.

    lisamelton,
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    @DivineKestrel Didn't see this yesterday. D'oh! 🤦‍♀️ Also...

    Truth. 💯

    These transition timelines. It's always like two completely different people. And, when you think about it, it is.

    rooster, to random
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    lisamelton,
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    @rooster Doing that now. Thanks for the confirmation that, indeed, I am actually dead.

    eddie1perez, to random
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    As a former director for civic integrity at Twitter, I’ve been disturbed for some time about what Elon Musk is doing with his private global platform.

    Today, I took the step of leaving Twitter, completely.

    Why?
    Here’s my last tweet:
    https://mem.ai/p/e83QTrTPntGEmmZYQUEc

    lisamelton,
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    @mpanhans Thanks for calling that to my attention.

    @eddie1perez

    barning, to random
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    What kind of accounts do you follow here? I have the feeling that I am a little stuck in my bubble.
    So, fresh input is appreciated :awesome:

    lisamelton,
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    @goesselgold Thank you so much for the recommendation! 💖

    @barning

    lisamelton,
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    @goesselgold Sorry about that! But, yeah, probably a good idea. 😊

    jessica, to random
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    The good - I’m not dreading this trip to visit some of my partner’s family. I actually think it will be a good weekend.

    The bad - I still hate packing. How am I supposed to plan what I’ll feel like wearing days from now. Arrrghh

    lisamelton,
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    @jessica If this isn't the most feminine of complaints, I don't know what is. 🤣

    Have a great trip, sister! I'm sure you'll look fabulous. 💖

    GottaLaff, to Canada
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    So we just made our usual reservations for our next trip up to BC, , but something was different this time.

    We didn't have to make them for a return trip to California.

    Shit's getting real. 🇨🇦

    lisamelton,
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    @GottaLaff Congrats! 🎉🥰

    Skepticat, to random
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    I can already tell that the most productive thing I'll do today is have boobs.

    lisamelton,
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    @Skepticat This. 💯

    And thank Zod I have at least accomplished that! 😊

    juglugs, to random
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    This is actually my eighth rodeo; I just refuse to learn things

    lisamelton,
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    @Alice Thanks for catching that one! I've called @juglugs on that kind of thing before, but it just keeps happening.

    @ElleGray

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    lisamelton,
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    @rooster Ugh. I feel this one in my bones. My very old bones. 🤦‍♀️

    erl, to trans
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    my main goal by age 35 is to take a selfie without feeling awkward
    #trans #transjoy

    lisamelton,
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    @erl Cuteness overload! 😍 Well, you don't look awkward. 😊

    rooster, to random
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    lisamelton,
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    @rooster This. 💯

    niclake, to random
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    As I return to Mastodon, I realize that I have no idea who is here, or who I should be following. Any recommendations for people y'all think I need to pay attention to?

    lisamelton,
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    @donkey Thank you for the recommendation! Definitely follow the amazing @RickiTarr. 💖

    @niclake @matt

    bransonturner, to Musicals
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    fans!

    The benefit concert (this Sunday!) my wife is organizing to benefit women is Live Streaming! (pls boost for reach)

    Featuring (The Last of Us, Station 19) & (Glee, Waitress) for a night of pop and Broadway performances with , , , , , , , & special guest !

    (does @lisamelton boost charities? 🤣)

    https://www.harvesthomela.org/benefitconcert

    lisamelton,
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    @bransonturner Yes. Yes, she does. 💖

    sickmatter, to random
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    @lisamelton your boosts today are leaning antisemitic

    lisamelton,
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    @8124 Seriously, what is it you imagine I've done?

    Because that's certainly nothing I've ever said.

    @sickmatter

    lisamelton, (edited )
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    @sickmatter And I figured you would do better by actually identifying what you're offended by instead of this passive-aggressive routine. Either put up or shut up. Don't waste my time.

    lisamelton,
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    @sickmatter LOL! You really don't understand what passive-aggressive behavior is, do you? 😂

    Bye.

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