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lisamelton

@lisamelton@mastodon.social

My name is Elizabeth but please call me Lisa.

I'm probably best known as the person who started the #Safari and #WebKit projects at #Apple. You may think you know my deadname but... you don't.

I've drawn underground comics, pioneered using a Mac for newspaper graphics and developed software at Adobe and Netscape.

Now I write video #transcoding scripts and sometimes podcast.

Follow me and I'll fill your timeline with boosts.

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danirabbit, to random
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Every girl who does electrolysis deserves pizza and ice cream

lisamelton,
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@danirabbit Oh yes! But not at the same time. 😂

lisamelton,
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@ramsey And there it is, the decline of Western Civilization.

@danirabbit

jann, to random
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Okay, y'all, I need the Mastodon group mind here I think - please.

Someone told me about a TV Show or movie that was Agatha Christie talking to Poirot about Curtain...

It was older - 80's? I think...

Anyone know of that work? I keep wanting to think it's "The Murder Book" but do you know how many results that search gets you? 🤷‍♂️

Can someone in the hive mind let me know if you know?

Thanks!

@lisamelton? I'm gonna ask for a boost here if you can...

lisamelton,
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@jann Done. And I wish I could help you with this, too. No memory of it though.

jann, to random
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Oh, hell... THAT's what happened to my feed! I've been Lisa'd! 😂

@lisamelton ❤️

lisamelton,
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@jann I thought you might enjoy that. 😂💖

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    lisamelton,
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    @rooster Of course you pull it off!

    (And I will refrain from making "pull it off" jokes even though that's very difficult for me).

    The only problem with this outfit is that as a pedestrian you will be more of menace to vehicular traffic than usual. Regardless of the driver's gender.

    WrenArcher, to random
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    I’m having a rough go of it lately. Feeling stressed and sort of adrift... like I’m unmoored and don’t know how to get back to a starting point.

    The bathroom project is stressing me pretty bad. My mother in-law has lifelong untreated mental health issues that manifesting more and more. As it result she is causing stress for all of us in the house. We have my wife’s youngest staying with us for a couple of weeks while off from college which adds to the dynamic and not really in a good way.

    We had a heavy rainstorm that happened about a month ago that flooded our street in the middle of the night. We didn’t know until we realized one of our cars started smelling like mold a couple days later. Just found out insurance totaled it and we are screwed because of that.

    I’m still dealing with pretty serious physical health problems, work sucks, my biz partner is horrid immature man-child, pretty sure i fucked up my tax filing and actually owe a lot of money, i don’t have a therapist anymore (haven’t for two months) and I stubbed my little toe this morning.

    Besides that I’m doing fucking great.

    lisamelton,
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    @WrenArcher Oh, sweetie, that does sound like a heavy load. 😢 Hugs and more hugs. 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂💜

    rooster, to random
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    lisamelton,
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    @caroline Says a girl of the same age. 😊

    @rooster

    miriamrobern, to random
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    Things I Did Not Expect From Transition :

    How much I literally squeal over cute stuff.

    lisamelton,
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    @miriamrobern Indeed. I did not expect to become so "girlie" when I became a girl. But, yeah, much squealing has ensued. 😊

    rooster, to random
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    lisamelton,
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    @rooster I've looked into this and that goes for starting at 66, too.

    starrwulfe, to random
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    Question for @Flipboard

    Is there a way to flip @lisamelton's coverage of the Hush Money Trial into a magazine to follow that way? Her curation is :boost_requested:🥇

    lisamelton,
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    @starrwulfe Thank you so much! 💖

    @Flipboard

    jsr, to random
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    Me: Dang, why my notifications popping off? Oh no. @lisamelton

    lisamelton,
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    @jsr Sorry about that! 😊

    designthinkingcomic, to random
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    Incestuous design.

    lisamelton,
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    @designthinkingcomic There is a lot more truth to this than you realize. 🤦‍♀️

    Daojoan, to random
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    I don’t particularly care what celebrities are wearing to the met gala.

    But some people do.

    Some people are passionate about fashion. Some people have had a shit week and just want to talk about something fun and not think about hard things for a few minutes. All of which is ok.

    You can just let folks enjoy things.

    lisamelton,
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    @Daojoan This. 💯

    blogdiva, to random
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    IN OTHER NEWS... am done with #cancer #radiation 🥳 🎉 🎈 now it's physical and immunotherapy until next Spring, so let's say it with the chest...

    🗣️ FUCK CANCER!!!

    lisamelton,
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    @blogdiva Congratulations!! I am so happy for you. 🥳🥳🥳

    cfg, to random
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    I was just talking to nesting partner and it hit me that I have girl parts now and I burst into happy tears. I did it, I beat them, I won.

    lisamelton,
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    @cfg This is awesome. I'm so happy that you're still so happy about it. Worth the tears, girl. 💖

    potungthul, to random
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    @lisamelton
    Lisa, at your discretion:

    @Nonilex has been live-tweeting trial, in a very newbie-friendly, easy to understand way, especially if you can't read all previous threads to catch up.

    From the boost count, leadership looks lower than what she deserves. I suspect it's just that people don't know about her feed. If you boost her once, I think people would become aware and could decide which live feed to follow.

    https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/112377413008408639

    Up to you.

    lisamelton,
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    @potungthul Yeah, I've been boosting her (or at least trying) when she starts a thread, her recaps and other posts. Great stuff!

    @Nonilex

    jessica, to random
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    I don’t think I’ve changed much in the past few weeks but I’m still surprisingly loving what I see in the mirror. Like how is this possible?

    lisamelton,
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    @jessica You're opening your eyes when you look now? 😊

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Well dang Love Boat, this is not what I expected:

    https://youtu.be/mgkWQpgZ1JQ?si=CUqyxC0mfsiuaVlF

    lisamelton,
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    @RickiTarr This is awesome! I forgot all about this episode. My only complaint about it was that a cis woman got the role. But, really, the tone and message were waaay ahead of its time. Shit, it's probably still ahead of our time.

    Thank you so much for sharing. 💖

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    @rooster We have seen it all along. You are beautiful. I'm so glad you're seeing it now, too. 💖

    takeitev, to Podcast
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    🔉🎙️I’ve got about 10% of my X following in numbers here, who’s interested in EV related podcasting? . Please boost!
    If I can ask for a boost @lisamelton

    lisamelton,
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    @takeitev Here you go. 💖

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    @rooster You are waaay past the point of being able to pull off boy mode, ma'am. Way past.

    And if you're anything like me, you can't even do your old voice even if you try.

    mhs, to random

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    We don't have a ton of great near real time report sources on Mastodon. Y'all ok with BNO? They were great on Twitter the last few years. Maybe could give them boosts so they don't leave us again?

    https://mastodon.social/@BNONews/112318577251818591

    lisamelton,
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    @mhs @GottaLaff Thanks for the heads up. Boosted.

    docpop, to random
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    Who is your favorite celebrity in the fediverse? They don't need to have a large number of followers, or even a Mastodon account, but I'd like to hear about some famous (or semi-famous) folks who are actively participating in federated social media.

    lisamelton,
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    @Alice Awwww, thanks. 😊

    @docpop @rysiek

    lisamelton,
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    @anathema_device Awwww, thanks. 😊

    @docpop @Jwab

    lisamelton, to apple
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    #introduction

    My name is Elizabeth but please call me Lisa.

    I'm probably best known as the person who started the #Safari and #WebKit projects at #Apple. You may think you know my deadname but... you don't.

    I've drawn underground comics, pioneered using a Mac for newspaper graphics and developed software at Adobe and Netscape.

    Now I write video #transcoding scripts and sometimes podcast.

    Follow me and I'll fill your timeline with boosts.

    1/4

    lisamelton,
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    @davidnjoku Awwww, thank you so much! 😊🥰💖

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